"Haha." Jingraku Chunshui smiled without getting angry. He took a sip of the wine and said, "What's the point of drinking alone? Wouldn't it be great if we could all laugh and chat together?!"
"What do you know?! You're joking? I'm so worried right now, how can I have the time to joke with you?!" Shirou Emiya said unceremoniously. Shui was slightly stunned, thinking about how to communicate with this little guy.
, Emiya Shirou, who was already drunk, suddenly took Kyoraku to drink some water and said,
"Well, I'd rather tell you about it! I'm so unhappy right now that I don't want to vomit! Hey~"
Emiya Shirou sighed and drained the wine in the cup. While Shui felt funny, he was also a little curious, so he took the initiative to help Emiya Shirou add more wine and said,
"Tell me, I'm listening. Maybe I can help you with some advice!"
"Originally, I think I am well-informed and have experienced a lot of worldly experiences." Emiya Shirou patted the table with a sad look on his face, "But, I have never been in a situation like this.
I have never encountered any of them!" Shui suppressed his smile and wanted to know what happened to this little guy who was "well-informed" and "experienced a lot of people and the world." Who was he bullied by?
? Or were you given an inexplicable lesson by your parents? Or was the "treasure" you secretly hidden miraculously missing?!
"What would you do if there was a guy who kept playing with you, bullying you, and plotting against you all day long?" Shirou Emiya said. Even a boring guy like Sui was happy to discuss such trivial matters with children.
"As a man, you should toughen up your temper and go back to bully the other person! Can't you beat others? Even if this is the case, then you should continue to train yourself and become stronger until you defeat the other person.
!" Jingraku Chunshui said directly.
"It's a trivial matter that I can't beat him, but the key point is that she is my immediate boss, the princess of the family, the eldest lady!!!" Emiya Shirou knocked on the table helplessly, and drained the wine glass in one gulp. The corner of Shui's mouth twitched, "
Well, the relationship with the boss is sometimes difficult to deal with. If he is the kind of person you mentioned...well, this...that..." Shui also said no.
What happened? He had to learn to be forbearing when facing his boss, be a coward and let him bully him? How could he have the nerve to say this to a child?!
Emiya Shirou poured himself some wine and continued,
"If a guy chases you with a knife, and keeps telling the person in front of you that he should kill you, kill you, etc., and then actually chops you with a knife, almost seriously injuring you
Death, what do you think we should do?"
Shui's eyelids twitched. He didn't expect such a little guy to have suffered such a serious injury. Call him back? Oh, no, with the previous experience, Kyungraku Chun Shui became more careful with his words, so he asked first,
"Who is this person to you?"
"Hey~" Emiya Shirou shook his head and sighed, "She is my fiancée!" B Shui pulled Emiya Shirou and said, he has lived for many years after all, and it feels like most of his life has been in vain.
I haven't come here as a child yet and don't want to experience this kind of life. Even thinking about it makes me tremble all over.
Gulu~Gulu~
After drinking another glass of wine, Emiya Shirou, who had a very low drinking capacity, was already feeling a little intoxicated. He knocked on the table and almost choked on the wine.
"Let me tell you, if you have been severely injured by someone, and there are still people helping the two guys above to bully you, it can even be called abuse and torture. What should you do?
"She, she has always been the goddess in my mind~ Like a big sister, she not only soothes my injured body, but also soothes my soul like a gentle harbor..."
Shirou Emiya raised his head slightly, with a forty-five-degree melancholy attitude. Shui sighed, looked at little Emiya with sympathy, suddenly pulled him to comfort him,
"You should know who I am, don't worry, I'll help you! I'll help you talk to those people and tell them to stop bullying you!" Shui was about to say something modest, but heard Shirou Emiya continue, "That
Hao Shui, who was chasing girls all over the world, suddenly felt a little embarrassed. He didn't expect his reputation to be so famous. Is his reputation spread all over the world? It seemed that he had covered up his identity as the captain. Shui said. Shui suddenly shook his head,
"It's not that I look down on you. Hey, you really can't do anything about this. I have to bear it myself." Shui couldn't help shouting, but after finishing speaking, thinking of the previous situation, he suddenly felt nervous and quickly added.
asked, Shui immediately shouted, "I'm not scared, you have to tell me who they are first, and then I can speak for you!"
"Okay, then I'll tell you." Shirou Emiya said calmly, "My fiancée's name is Shou Aya, Hoshi Shou Aya." Shui nodded, feeling relieved in his heart. Fortunately, he had never heard of it!
"My boss's name is Shifouin Yoruichi!" Emiya Shirou followed. Sui felt a little nervous, but he should still be able to help and talk. But when he heard the name Yoruichi, Kyoraku Chunsui suddenly felt nervous.
It’s so embarrassing. Is that guy likely to listen to other people’s words? He may even get angry!
Recalling Shirou Emiya's previous description, as a boss, the only one who was so playful was Yoruichi! He should have guessed it a long time ago! Shui's reaction continued,
"The last one, you should be familiar with it. Her name is - Maozhihualie!" Shui spit out the wine in his mouth, "Old, senior?!!" Shui thought of four things.
team, but Emiya Shirou's "big sister" words made Kyoraku Chunsui think that he was at most a junior in the team. Unexpectedly, Emiya Shirou's big sister was not an ordinary big sister, but the biggest one.
Ah!!! Shui admitted it directly. At this time, he didn't even bother to tell Emiya Shirou how old Unohana Retsu was and how old he couldn't be judged by his appearance alone.
