Who is this person?! Kyoraku Chun Shui exclaimed in his heart. Shui didn't pay attention yet, but now looking at Emiya Shirou with a bandage on his body, it was obvious that he was in something wrong, and he probably escaped.
If it was Yoruichi who came looking for someone, it would be troublesome enough. But if it was Captain Unohana who came looking for someone, seeing how drunk this kid was, and being a sick patient, I guess he Kyoraku c
Shui didn't want to face Captain Uozhihua's "smile"! Before Shui finished speaking, there was a sudden burst of cheers from the side.
"Captain of the Beijing Band!! You neglected your work again and sneaked out to drink!!" Shui said quickly. Shui was so easy to talk to. Not only did he stop drinking, he also took the initiative to say that he wanted to go back. You know, it was always the case before.
She confiscated the wine and then forcibly dragged the person back.
"Hey, let's continue talking, we're not done yet..." Emiya Shirou's drunken voice sounded next to him again.
Yatomaru Lisa turned around to look, her expression suddenly changed, and she said coldly,
"Okay! You actually kidnapped an underage child to drink! It's really amazing, Captain of the Beijing Band!" Shui said quickly, "Listen to my explanation. Oh, no, we can't stay here for a long time, we'd better make a deal while walking!"
"Shui pulled Yatomaru Lisa to leave.
At this time, Emiya Shirou opened his blurry eyes and finally saw the face of the person in front of him. He was wearing a black death suit and glasses. He was holding a big book in his hand. Why is this book so big? Because it is holding a big book.
The person who wrote the book is basically a loli who is about the same size as Emiya Shirou today!!!
It turns out that at this time, Yatomaru Lisa is about the same size as Nanao from 110 years ago in the original book's memory chapter. Shui cursed, Shui! I thought you were just a controlling uncle in a secretary uniform, but I didn't expect you.
You’re actually a lolicon! And she’s the kind who grew up playing around! I despise you!!”
After saying that, Emiya Shirou shook his body and fell down on the table with a thud, but he was finally completely drunk.
Emiya Shirou's voice was very loud. At this time, the entire tavern noticed this, and everyone started talking quietly. The topics were nothing more than Kyoraku Chun Shui, the captain of the eighth division, the secretary uniform control, and lolita
Control, develop or something.
In addition, Lisa Yatomaru, who is both a secretary and a lolita, is standing next to her, which is simply living "evidence"! She covered her face with a bamboo hat, and suddenly, there was no one left in Shunbu!
If there are familiar people here, they will definitely sigh at this time, "Captain Kyōraku's Shunpo is much more powerful~~" Suikai brought the ignorant boy drinking, Kyōraku Chunsui made the mistake, she naturally can't
do not care.
So he hugged Emiya Shirou's little body and said to the boss, "Charge it in his account!" Then he emphasized, "It is his personal account, not our eighth division's account!"
After saying that, he took Emiya Shirou and left, rushing to the eighth division team building.
To be honest, if it hadn't been for this incident, Shirou Emiya, who didn't even have any money, would probably have had to ask Yoruichi to pick him up in the end. In that case, Shirou Emiya would have been punished by Yoruichi.
Ichiban!
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Emiya Shirou woke up from a daze, and suddenly found that he was a little cold, and there were hands touching his body. Emiya Shirou was already used to this kind of situation, that is, when he was injured, he went to the Fourth Division to check
It's the same with the body.
Thinking of the "terror" of the Fourth Division, Emiya Shirou suddenly woke up. Before he could think about the current situation, Emiya Shirou huddled in the corner and shouted loudly,
"Don't come over!!!...Eh???"
Only when Shirou Emiya woke up completely did he realize that this was not the Fourth Division team building, and the guy in front of him was not a familiar one. He clearly didn't look like he was from the Fourth Division. Moreover, this guy was too young.
What about child labor?? It happens when you are drunk with water.
"Who are you? Where are you? Why am I here?"
Emiya Shirou asked three questions in a row.
The little girl pushed up her glasses with a mature look on her face, and then replied quite calmly,
"I'm Lisa Yatomaru, this is the eighth team, I brought you back because you were drunk!"
"Oh." Emiya Shirou breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that it was not the Fourth Division, and patted his still somewhat groggy forehead, "Yes, I remember that I was drinking, and at that time I met Kyoraku Chun.
Water, but I don’t know what happened after that, I guess I was drunk.”
Emiya Shirou, who had almost recalled everything, raised his head and said to Lisa, "Thank you."
"No!" Lisa flashed her glasses, "If you're okay, I'll leave first."
"Oh... wait!" Emiya Shirou suddenly screamed, "Why am I naked?!" He said and quickly grabbed the clothes next to him to cover himself.
"Ahem." Little Lisa blushed slightly, pushed up her glasses again, and explained, "I saw that you were wearing a bandage, and it seemed that you were seriously injured, so I checked it for you."
"Oh, that's it. Thank you very much." Shirou Emiya nodded, his eyelids suddenly twitched, "Wait, that's not right! Lisa Yatomaru seems to be a seductress!!"
No? Did she secretly do something to herself?! Thinking of this, Emiya Shirou shrank again.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to have such a skill, but my body is almost healed in the Fourth Division." Emiya Shirou said with a dry smile.
"Yes, I checked it carefully and confirmed that your injury is almost healed!" Little Lisa said matter-of-factly.
Hearing the words 'carefully', Emiya Shirou subconsciously twitched the corners of his mouth, and suddenly glanced at the book held in Yatomaru Lisa's hand. Emiya Shirou's eyes widened immediately. Although he couldn't see some of the blocked areas,
Shirou Emiya could still see the big words "spiritual body science" (naturally it would be human body science in this world).
I said, if you are curious and want to do research, you can't use yourself as a specimen. Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly. Of course, he was not unwilling to be this specimen, but seeing little Lisa wearing glasses and looking like she was doing research,
For some reason, Emiya Shirou thought of a mad scientist like Niryuri.
"By the way." Little Lisa suddenly pushed up her glasses and said, "If you have any questions, you are welcome to come to me in the Eighth Division. Here, I can provide you with a rest room for free!"
