"Although it's just speculation, there should be a 70% chance of sex." Yoichi said quickly.
"Seventy percent?" Shirou Emiya narrowed his eyes. Even if Yoruichi could deceive others, she would never be able to deceive him, Shirou Emiya!
Yoruichi, who felt guilty after seeing Shirou Emiya, could only change her words,
"Fifty percent."
"Fifty percent?" Emiya Shirou continued to narrow his eyes.
"..." looking at each other.
"..." continued to look at each other.
"Okay, even if the success rate is only 0.5%, it is still possible." Ye Yi finally surrendered and told the truth.
"Holy shit! Yoruichi, have you ever thought carefully before doing something!" Emiya Shirou almost jumped up with anger. Wasn't he just picking up a gift? Did he need such a punishment?
"I've seriously thought about it. Since there is this possibility, why not give it a try?" Yoichi said matter-of-factly.
"What about the side effects? What if it doesn't work?!" Emiya Shirou said directly. Although there is no explanation in the original work, looking at Yoruichi's appearance, the side effects of this thing seem to be quite serious. Even if it doesn't kill him, it will probably cost half a life.
It's life.
Ye Yi tilted her head slightly,
"Side effects? Are there any?"
"If there are no side effects, wouldn't everyone be able to try it?!" Emiya Shirou couldn't help shouting.
Yoruichi shrugged,
"Who knows, you are the first one to try it anyway."
Emiya Shirou: "%@%￥@#￥@#%..."
Yoruichi came over and patted Emiya Shirou on the shoulder, encouraging him,
"Cheer up, why are you thinking so much? As long as you succeed, that's all!"
As a result, as soon as Yoichi finished speaking, Saber, who had been standing next to her like a statue, suddenly spoke calmly,
"it's useless."
"What?" The two turned to Saber.
Saber raised her head and glanced at Shirou Emiya, and said in her usual calm tone,
"Since the day he was summoned, I have been his sword, helping him kill all the enemies in front of him. But facing my master with swords is against my oath as a knight."
In other words, Saber cannot fight Emiya Shirou at all, so this method is fundamentally impossible.
"..."
"But this doesn't mean you really want to kill him, this is just a test." Yoichi couldn't help but say.
"If it's just ordinary training, then that's it, but if you want me to surrender, it must be a life-and-death battle with all your strength. The battle in the water is an insult to both my dignity and Shirou!"
The competitive Saber never admits defeat.
"..."
Yoruichi: "Is this oath okay...?"
saber: "The king's oath cannot be broken!"
"..."
Finally, Yoruichi had no choice but to take in the oil and salt, and like a child who had done something wrong, she turned around and looked at Shirou Emiya innocently,
"Now how to do?"
"You——sister——"
Boom!
Emiya Shirou fell directly to the ground. For a moment, the whole world turned gray...
It seems that he has fallen into the hands of this guy Yoruichi for the rest of his life.
······
I don't know how long it took, but Emiya Shirou came back to his senses from his miserable self-world and found that Yoruichi and Saber were drinking afternoon tea as if nothing had happened?!
saber: "I personally prefer to drink black tea, but Japanese tea still has a different flavor."
Yoruichi: "Really? I feel okay."
"Ah~~~~" Emiya Shirou jumped up frantically, "What are you doing?!"
"Let's chat over tea." Yoruichi said naturally, "I found that we get along very well. For example, Saber likes lions and I like cats."
"Shirou, would you like a drink?" Saber slowly poured a cup of tea for Emiya Shirou.
"Ah~~~~" Emiya Shirou grabbed his hair and rushed over to lift the coffee table, "Please, is it time to drink tea now? Can you guys have some consciousness? What should we do now?!"
"What can we do if we don't drink tea? Have a fight?" Ye Yi couldn't help but say.
When she heard the word "fight", Saber's eyes lit up.
"I'm happy to accompany you! Just in time to digest."
Ping!
"Then you fight slowly." Emiya Shirou waved his hand and turned to leave.
······
A few hours later,
"It's time to eat, it's time to eat." Emiya Shirou came back with a lot of food. He couldn't really leave these two guys alone, and besides, this matter was still closely related to him.
In an instant, Emiya Shirou's food was all robbed. Fortunately, Emiya Shirou had foreseen this situation. These two were big foodies, so he had already eaten in advance.
saber: "Shirou, don't you want to eat?"
Yoruichi: "Don't worry about him, that guy must have eaten it already."
saber: "Then I'm welcome."
Yoruichi: "Don't fight with me!"
Emiya Shirou just looked at the two foodies with completely different eating habits: Yoruichi was the type who looked ugly, not like a young lady at all, and wanted to grab everything, but in fact, Yoruichi didn't eat much.
(relative). Even though Yoichi seems to be grabbing a lot with her left and right hands from beginning to end, but if you look closely, you can find that she is actually more interested in grabbing than eating.
Saber is just the opposite. She eats in a very graceful and polite manner. At first glance, Saber is no match for Yoruichi, but if you look closely, you will find that Saber eats at an alarming speed and frequency.
So fast, without paying attention, Saber was already eating her second bowl of rice as soon as she took a bite of the chicken leg.
So in the end, it was the humble Saber who ate more.
"Who among you just won?" Emiya Shirou asked.
saber: "Yorichi's strength is amazing."
Yoruichi: "Where, ah ah ah ah, Saber is unexpectedly strong. I didn't expect that Emiya you have such a powerful Zanpakutō. ah ah ah."
Seeing the two of them enjoying themselves so happily, if Saber wasn't his Zanpakutō, Emiya Shirou was really worried that it would be snatched away by Yoruichi.
"Shirou, are there any more?"
In the blink of an eye, Saber had already finished the food. Not to mention Yoruichi, who was standing next to her with wide eyes, even Shirou Emiya, who had foreseen it, was surprised.
"If you want to eat, I'll go over..." Emiya Shirou said and suddenly slapped his thigh, "Yes!"
"What's wrong?"
Emiya Shirou jumped up from the ground, swoosh - made a beautiful pose, pointed at the two women, winked at them, raised his eyebrows and said,
"I want to conquer you!"
Snapped!
Another bright red palm print appeared on Emiya Shirou's fair face...
"Haha, Emiya, why don't you speak clearly? Isn't this causing a misunderstanding?" Yoruichi said with an unscrupulous smile.
Emiya Shirou was cooking here with a spatula, silently.
It turns out that Shirou Emiya just had an inspiration. To capture a woman's heart, you must first capture her stomach. Since you can't fight, is it possible to make Saber surrender through this "side channel"? At least there is still a hint of it.
It's possible. So Emiya Shirou plans to give it a try and cook it himself!
However, what left Shirou Emiya speechless the most was this guy Yoruichi. He was obviously a person who could even take a shower and run naked in front of others without blushing. Why did Shirou Emiya just say a few ambiguous words and suffer such misery one after another?
attack.
Perhaps this is Miss Yoruichi's unique way of expressing her unique love for the unique Emiya Shirou... (Does it feel weird?)
