"I can't believe that Emiya, you can actually cook." Yoruichi gathered around Shirou Emiya and kept chattering.
"Don't make trouble. Can you learn from Saber and sit there obediently? Delicious food will be served to you later." Emiya Shirou couldn't help but said.
Saber, who was quietly waiting for the food to be served, said,
"I'm also surprised. After all, I've never seen you cooking before, but it's this kind of curiosity that makes me look forward to it."
After a while,
"Dang Dang Dang~ I can't wait, try it soon~"
"Pfft, good, hard, eat--"
Emiya Shirou's plan to seize a woman's heart by seizing her stomach failed completely. Because he wanted to improve his cooking skills in a short time, which may be more difficult than improving his own strength...
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Nine days later, it was obvious that Shirou Emiya still had not learned swastika so easily. However, although the method of quickly learning swastika by turning into a divine body failed, Shirou Emiya did not seem to feel any of the legendary side effects.
He was quickly forgotten by Emiya Shirou.
The next day was the day to entertain guests and collect gifts. Shui and others went to drink.
Late at night, Emiya's house,
A black figure suddenly appeared outside the room. In the dark night, a sword flashed, and in an instant, countless men in black appeared, front, back, left, and right, layer by layer, firmly surrounding Shirou Emiya's room. Everyone familiar with it
It is very clear that this is a unique method of Xing Army, and it is led by Captain Xing Army himself. This is not an exercise!
The black shadow at the beginning waved his hand, and everyone broke into the room at the same time...
Boom--boom--boom--
It has been less than half a month since Shirou Emiya last became Kenpachi. To be precise, this is only the eleventh day, and another emergency meeting of the captain has been held.
In the conference room, many captains had bad expressions.
Snapped!
Captain Yamamoto leaned on a cane.
"Bring here the criminal Shirou Emiya!"
Ye Ye's eyelids twitched slightly as she made her move, and she clapped her hands.
Dressed in black, Zaifeng and another member of the Xing Army came in carrying a stretcher, and it was Emiya Shirou who was lying on the stretcher.
Ahem, please note, it is not the seriously injured Shirou Emiya, but the sleeping Shirou Emiya...
All the captains on the scene couldn't help but twitch their mouths. It's really weird that they can still fall asleep even though they are like this~
Captain Unohana of the Fourth Squadron came up and took a brief look, and said lightly, lowering the brim of his hat because of the water, which was a bit embarrassing. The guy obviously had such a bad drinking capacity, but he always acted like a wine god.
"It's reasonable to commit crimes while drunk," Captain Yamamoto said immediately.
Everyone familiar with the situation knew that Old Man Shan wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to cause trouble and took this opportunity to remove Emiya Shirou from his position as captain.
However, people who were familiar with Shirou Emiya still wanted to defend Shirou Emiya, so Mizu took the lead.
"Yes." The good old man Ukitake also nodded.
Yoruichi, on the other hand, was too close to Shirou Emiya to defend him, and it was Yoruichi who personally led the team to "arrest" Shirou Emiya this time. It was just Yoruichi who was afraid of Shirou Emiya, who was not a big deal.
If you kid gets too excited and acts randomly, you may actually commit some serious crime of "assault".
At this moment, Emiya Shirou suddenly sat up from the stretcher,
"Yes!"
Then, with everyone's incomprehensible eyes, Emiya Shirou looked around in confusion. When he saw Yoruichi, his eyes lit up and he rushed over to grab Yoruichi's hand and shouted excitedly,
"I thought of it! Yoichi, I thought of it!"
Then, before anyone could react, Emiya Shirou suddenly turned to Hikifune Kiryu, the captain of the 12th Division at the end of the team, and pounced directly on him.
"Master~~~"
Snapped!
"Shirou Emiya!" Old Man Shan shouted coldly.
"One of the Binding Paths: Sai!" Yoruichi released the Ghost Path at the same time and tied Emiya Shirou's hands behind his back. Of course, this Binding Path cannot really control Emiya Shirou. It is just a show.
Surrounded by all the captains, who dares to act recklessly? "Don't resist." Yoruichi warned in Shirou Emiya's ear.
At this moment, Emiya Shirou finally came to his senses. If it was just Yoruichi and a few people, it might be a prank, but now that there are Old Man Shan and others, it is definitely not a joke, and it is not a trivial matter.
"What's going on? What's going on? Why are you arresting me?" Emiya Shirou asked in shock.
"Shirou Emiya, do you still want to quibble?!" Old Man Shan said.
"Where did I quibble? What on earth did I commit?" Emiya Shirou asked directly. At this moment, he even felt that Aizen was setting him up, otherwise how could others have such conclusive evidence.
Captain Yamamoto gestured to Yoruichi next to him, and heard Yoruichi speak one by one,
"Captain Kuchiki's grandson, Byakuya Kuchiki, was kicked in the butt during practice and almost knocked out his teeth."
Emiya Shirou's eyelids twitched, and then he heard strange events that seemed to be pranks.
"All the private wine collection of the leader of the Beijing band was stolen."
"Shiba Haiyan of the Thirteenth Division was pressed hard on the back of the head while eating."
"Eighth Division member Lisa Yakinamaru was, ahem, harassed."
"...Sarugaki Riyori was threatened."
"...Jiunan's white face was painted."
"...Xing Army member Sui Feng was humiliated and teased. In addition, including me, Urahara Kisuke, and Captain Unohana were all attacked inexplicably."
"Isn't this true?" Emiya Shirou said in astonishment. In fact, he wanted to say now: It couldn't be some Bodhisattva who appeared.
Seeing that Yoichi was not joking at all, Emiya Shirou came to his senses and shouted quickly, "But what does this have to do with me? Do you think I did it?"
Ye Yi narrowed her eyes slightly,
"The speed is extremely fast, invisible and cannot be sensed. This is the common conclusion of everyone about the prisoner. And you have a motive for all these things. So Emiya Shirou, you have the biggest suspicion!" Yoruichi said with certainty!
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"It's unjust, I didn't do it, someone must have wanted to frame me!" Shirou Emiya shouted.
"No matter who it is, why did they frame you? Who else can do the above things besides you?!" Captain Yamamoto said loudly, "And these days, many people can prove that you are drunk almost every day.
, the possibility of drunkenness and causing trouble is very high."
"Although there were no casualties, as the captain, Emiya Shirou, you not only neglected your duties, but also released the Zanpakutō within the Seireitei without permission, and attacked at will, including the captain and nobles.
This matter will not be tolerated until important people take action!"
Bang! Old man Shan leaned on his cane,
"Bring him to custody and wait for the final judgment!"
"It's unjust————"
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bump!
The prison door was closed, and inside, Yoruichi said to Shirou Emiya,
"I will always guard you here to prevent you from escaping from prison."
"Yoruichi, you don't believe me? It really wasn't me. I collapsed immediately when I was drunk. There's no way I could have been running around outside. Someone must be trying to frame me!" Shirou Emiya grabbed Yoruichi and said.
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ps: I thought about it carefully, Rukia is already 150 years old, so there is absolutely no pressure for the protagonists, Byakuya, Haiyan and others to be over 200 years old. There is no need to change it at all. As for Isshin, I can hardly care about it.
Yes, he is probably a few hundred years old but looks very young.
Suddenly, I had an idea. Could it be that the former captain of the 10th division, the one who died in the battle according to Sister Hua, was from the main Shiba family, and was replaced by Isshin from the branch family?
