Today is June 4th, only 4 days have passed since the "Trick List" update, and 6 days have passed since the normal update time.
According to Annan's statistics, the gospel has always been a sufferer of severe procrastination. For example, the "Art List" and "Family List" have a normal update cycle - they are delayed until the last second of the deadline.
There have been five times in the history of the Knitting Festival that the Knitting Festival was not updated until eight o'clock the next day. Each time, it caused panic throughout the Gospel. Countless people could not sleep because they thought the Gospel was broken and the Knitting Festival could not go on. This shows that the Gospel has been delayed.
It will also bring serious psychological shadow to the readers.
However, in contrast, the addition of the gospel has never happened once in history.
Not once.
At least among the ten knitting festivals counted by Annan, it has never happened once. At most, it is updated on time at 0:00 that day. For the gospel people who are waiting for the update, this is already the mercy of God and the gift of fate.
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Therefore, when An Nan and Ben Ji saw the gospel popping up, their first reaction was not surprise, but panic!
Over the past few hundred years, we have tried mountains collapsing, rivers drying up, winter thunder crackling, summer blizzards, and even heaven and earth blending, virtual realms opening up, and foreign lands invading, but we have never tried the gospel update!
Especially people like An Nan who work in offices. They are the ones who know the gospel best. They know that the gospel must act according to the rules. Once the gospel breaks the rules, it means that it is an order from a higher level - an angel or the Lord of God?
Although many thoughts passed through their minds, everyone opened the Gospels without hesitation and watched the latest masterpiece of the Gospel.
"Happiness List".
Ya Xiu and others looked at An Nan with admiration - although the eldest lady has shown her abilities many times, she was able to obtain accurate inside information every time. It really makes people wonder whether An Nan is the gospel.
illegitimate daughter.
"No. 10 on the "Happiness List": The happiest wedding"
"Introduction: Daphne Bonabar and Carlos Bonaba have been lovers for ten years. After ten years of countless joys and sorrows and hardships in life, the lovers finally got married. On the day they got married in the Sky Garden, it was
The end of their suffering is also the starting point of their happiness. Will they stay together forever, never be separated, and overcome countless difficulties... hurdles... with love? "
The fonts on the gospel suddenly became blurry, and there were even traces of smearing, as if someone was rudely modifying the history of the gospel weaving, and the more he smeared, the crazier he became, not only the introduction and list introduction, but even the entire page.
Paint it a deep black, and then blend the red ink into the black, turning it into a very familiar name.
"Ash Hiss".
"Huh?" Ya Xiu greeted everyone's question with a blank look on his face, "Why are you looking at me? Look at Miss! Miss, why does my name appear on it? Is it a surprise you prepared!?"
"If I can do this, then your name should appear in the groom's place." An Nan said angrily: "Maybe it's because the gospel is updated halfway, but I think your wedding is happier... huh?"
The list suddenly transitioned to video material. The picture showed a sky garden in a second-story city. The sky was bright but not dazzling. Below was a magnificent and prosperous city. In the distance were snow-capped mountains. The landscape was as beautiful as a fairy tale world.
Guests in the garden are dressed up, and the children are cute and well-behaved. As the band plays, the colorful flowers ripple with rainbow colors, and the joy can almost jump out of the image and infect the audience.
"It looks so boring." Harvey said, "If it were my wedding..."
Ash felt that he had gradually caught up with the necromancer's thinking: "The location will be set in the cemetery?"
"How is that possible? I also have some common sense. Weddings must be held in a lively, passionate place with many people." Harvey said seriously: "For example, on the battlefield after the war, corpses littered the fields, blood flowed into rivers, and the soil was soaked in warm blood.
, the air is filled with obsession, it is simply the gap between life and death. If you can get married on the battlefield, it will definitely be very romantic."
Although Ash wanted to refute it, he thought about it carefully and found that getting married on a bloody battlefield seemed quite romantic...
"Dad, wake up!" Liz rushed over and shook him: "Don't listen, don't feel, don't think, or you will learn from the Necromancer faction!"
When he heard that he was going to study, Ash immediately woke up and quickly rubbed Liz's dog head twice to anchor his aesthetics. He is worthy of being a necromancer who can control the gods in the future. Recently, Harvey has become more and more arrogant. In just a few words, he can
Almost seduced Ash into the world of the dead.
"The place is nice, but there are too many people." Igula said calmly: "How many of those guests sincerely wish you the best? What role do those children play besides causing trouble? The band is too noisy, so let's switch to piano.
It’s a nice home…”
"Are you planning your wedding with Anfil now?" Ashus asked, "Remember to send me an invitation."
Igulla glanced at him: "Don't worry, I will never let you appear on my guest list."
Liz asked: "Dad, what kind of wedding do you want?"
"To be honest, I don't like this lively ceremony. I feel like a sacrifice. If it were me, I would just skip it..."
"This is not possible!" An Nan and Liz unanimously rejected Ya Xiu's rebellious idea.
"Weddings are a very, very important moment. Most fairy tales end with weddings as a happy ending!" Liz said seriously.
"That's right!" An Nan said, "This is a once-in-a-lifetime event. If you miss it, you can't make up for it!"
"It may not be once in a lifetime..." Ya Xiu muttered.
At this time, the video material finally entered the wedding ceremony, and the couple wearing a princess wedding dress and a magician's dress entered. The wedding ceremony in the gospel country is also full of the influence of the gospels: both parties write their names on the cover of each other's gospels, and the names are saved forever.
This step does not have any practical significance. The gospel will not give newlyweds a 20% discount on their consumption, but in the gospel tradition, this is the highest level of trust. For example, if you use a couple profile picture in your friend circle and wear a wedding ring on your ring finger
, have your lover’s name tattooed on your back, and the qualified pig stamped with “Quarantine Passed”… In short, you can let everyone know that you have formed a team in the game of life by showing the gospel.
When the newlyweds, who were stamped by the gospel and certified as the 'happiest', appeared in the video, everyone showed expressions of realization - although the man is handsome and the woman is beautiful, their facial features look very similar.
To put it simply, they are siblings who can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye.
Even in a gospel country with an open society, love between siblings is a very sensitive area. Unless the family is rich enough to use miracles to adjust genes, even the gospel does not recommend having children.
From this point on, everyone understands that this wedding is indeed worthy of the description of 'the happiest' - not just others, but even the gospel will use various ingenious arrangements to break them up as much as possible, such as letting the sister meet a more suitable person.
The target, let the younger brother be pursued by a more suitable girl, because in the original plan of the gospel, this is their 'better life'.
Their sufferings stem from their desire to break free from the shackles of the gospel. As long as they listen to the guidance of the gospel and obey the arrangements of the gospel even once, then all the suffering will disappear and happiness will become readily available in an instant.
But they didn't, so the gospel surrendered, and this future was the gospel's advance compensation.
The groom and the bride looked at each other. There was not the kind of love and sweetness in their eyes that could burn everything and melt everything, but it was not the calmness of looking at their family, but the world in their eyes only had each other, and everything else was just dust -
-If I have to say it, Harvey only has this look in his eyes when he talks about the undead faction, and no one else can match it.
They are two unforgettable pieces of madness. When they can respond to each other, they become a happiness that even the gospel cannot help.
When the newlyweds sat on the stone table to exchange gospel books and picked up a pen to sign the cover of the book, the image data suddenly flashed past.
The next second, a sword suddenly split open the stone table in the hanging garden, and everyone was startled.
"To be honest, I don't like this lively ceremony. I feel like a sacrifice. If it were me, I would skip it directly and fast-forward to the intimate and intimate part of the ceremony."
Familiar voices, even familiar words, everyone subconsciously glanced at Ash.
Ya Xiu was still very calm: "It's true, I will give you a real-time book review of the gospel."
"The hilt of the long sword was held by someone, and at some point a young man wearing a dark red windbreaker had appeared in the center of the garden. He looked around, but before he could speak, the guests around him screamed in panic." Ash...
Hiss!" "The immortal demon Hiss!" "The Lord of Disaster!" "The source of trouble!" "He is really resurrected!?"
Hearing this speech, Ya Xiu and others felt a very subtle feeling in their hearts. However, before they could discuss it, the image changed dramatically again——
"A white mist-like ghost enveloped the entire wedding scene, and even the sunlight lost its warmth. A mist spirit came to Ash and turned into a homeless man wearing a cloak."
""Harvey, King of the Undead!" The guests were in chaos: "Even if he comes, that means——""
"A well-dressed guest suddenly walked up to Ash, took off his hat and glasses, revealing his smooth blond hair and dazzling handsome face. The moment he showed his face, a quarter of the guests suddenly took out their weapons and changed the door.
, they raised the crow feather gloves on their left hands and guarded the other guests."
""Rusty Crow!" The guests' voices trembled: "Why, why do the three giants of the doomsday appear here?"
Hey, what are the three giants of the apocalypse? Yaxiu can't stand it anymore.
I, Ash, a good man, have done nothing, how come I am as famous as Igura and Harvey!?
