An Nan couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the corner of Banji's mouth twitched and she suppressed it. Only Liz jumped up and down excitedly holding Ash in her arms: "Dad, you are so powerful, the Lord of Disaster! The source of disaster! The three giants of the doomsday.
One...wait, what about me?"
"I raised you to be super fat, so you don't dare to go out to meet people." Ya Xiu said very seriously: "You will stay in your room all day playing games and watching movies, and you will be annoyed if I urge you to work.
Go away, if I interrupt you playing games, you will call me a stinky old man..."
"How is it possible? When Liz grows up, she will be a super~ beautiful beauty!" Liz opened her hands to emphasize that she is not an ordinary beauty, but a super beauty: "And how could Liz hate daddy!"
"Miss, did you say something similar when you were a child?" Yaxiu looked at An Nan: "I will never hate my mother or anything..."
An Nan: "Of course not!"
Banji: "Yes."
The eldest lady glared at the butler, who shrugged and shut his mouth.
"Stop arguing." Igula frowned: "This list... is weird."
Everyone nodded, and they all saw that the "Happiness List" was completely different from the first three lists - the wedding guests knew Ash and the others very well, and they could even shout out the "Three Doomsday Giants", which was obvious.
I’ve seen the future list!
At this point, we have to discuss a question about the Knitting Festival: Since people all see the future of knitting, if it is a good thing, that’s it. If it is a bad thing, won’t people avoid it?
The most obvious one is the "Trick List". There are many victims in it, and even the people on the Trick List are also victims. Now that they have seen the Trick List, will they still fall for Igula's thieves?
Although they still know how to do it, this is not because of the forced correction of fate, but simply because of Igura's personal ability. And even Igura cannot act according to the trick list.
In other words, the moment "Trick List" is promulgated, "Trick List" will not become the future. In this case, the gospel should be woven into "Trick List 2.0", but when everyone sees the 2.0 version, they will naturally avoid it.
The trick appears inside, and then the gospel has to be woven into 3.0, 4.0, 5.0...
Obviously this kind of infinite nesting doll is impossible, so when the gospel weaves the future, there is often a default premise: the people in it have never seen the weaving ceremony.
This is a very reasonable preset, and it does not damage the accuracy of the Weaving Festival. Because most of the time, even if there is an error with the list in the future, it will not be a huge difference. Among the ten lists, the highest ranking among the hundred
There are only seven or eight obvious distortions, and this yield rate is acceptable to everyone.
Moreover, most of the lists are character lists, and the character list has the smallest error. Although the event list is prone to large errors, most events are good things, so everyone is willing to follow the gospel, and some people even deliberately
100% reconstruction of the events in the knitting ceremony.
Lists of purely bad events like "Trick List" and "Family List" are simply a once-in-a-millennium spectacle. This kind of evil list can only appear in the context of apocalyptic collapse - if the society is stable and the country is peaceful and peaceful, haha
Wei and Igura must have been chased into the abyss by the red hats as soon as they bubbled up. How could there be ten major families and ten major conspiracies?
"Happiness List" breaks this default premise!
Everyone inside has seen the Knitting Festival, knows about Igula the Rusty Crow and Harvey the Necromancer, and also knows about Ash's resurrection from the dead, and even gave them the name of the idol group "The Three Doomsday Giants"!
This feeling is like when you play the second game, the NPC in it still remembers what you did in the first game.
""Ash Heath..." The bride Daphne remained calm in the face of danger. She protected her brother Carlos behind her and said calmly: "Are you here to attend our wedding?"
""That's right." Ya Xiu said: "To be precise, I'm here to steal the marriage."
"As soon as he stretched out his hand, Daphne pushed it aside. Daphne's chest heaved with anger and she stared at him: "We have never met you before, why do you like us?"
"How do you know me? That's how I know you." Ash was not angry. He spread his hands and said: "No. 10 on the "Happiness List", Daphne and Carlos. When I saw you on the list, I made up my mind.
The idea is to take away your future."
"Really?" An Nan asked coldly, "Are you thinking about getting married now?"
Liz also looked at Ash in shock: "Dad, you actually like to steal other people's new wives..."
"Are you focusing on the wrong thing?" Ya Xiu's mouth twitched: "Didn't you notice that 'Ya Xiu' in it mentioned the 10th place in "Happiness List" - that is to say, he did it because he watched "Happiness List"
", so he broke into the Happiness List incident, and then the current "Happiness List" has woven him out again!"
Even before "Happiness List" has finished broadcasting, people in it have already finished watching "Happiness List", and they also come to visit according to the ranking of "Happiness List"...
An inexplicable sense of absurdity arose in everyone's mind. If the wedding before "Ash" appeared was a normal future, then the wedding after "Ash" appeared was a composite future superimposed on multiple episodes. Although the latter is closer to reality,
But it's also more confusing.
""Why?" Daphne asked: "This wedding will be over soon, there will be nothing worth your covet-"
""I told you, what I really want is you." Ashi smiled and said: "You are the future selected by the gospel. Just being able to taint you makes me extremely excited! Come on, take it away.
——""
""No!" Daphne's hands flashed with blue light and she said firmly: "I will never let you succeed!"
""Really? I know you don't care about those guests, but don't you care about your lover or your brother?" Ashus' voice was like a devil's whisper: "You don't want to let go of this hard-won happiness, do you?
?""
""I'm not a bad person, and I don't have to break you up. As long as you are willing to obey me and surrender to me, I will still give you time to get together." He said leisurely: "You will have a warm little family, and you will have children.
A pair of children will live together forever... It's almost there, do you really want to give up?"
"Faced with such coercion and threats, Daphne slowly collapsed on the ground and cried sadly: "I obviously haven't done anything bad, why is this happening..."
An Nan and Liz had completely concealed their disdainful looks at this time, and Ash had to clarify: "This is definitely a false accusation. I am a knight of pure love with zero pollution and no additives. At most, I am bullying the weak, and I will never bully others."
"But why does the Gospel frame you so well?" Liz asked, "Dad, should you reflect on it and see if there are any words or deeds that may cause the Gospel to misunderstand you?"
"How is it possible? The only person of the opposite sex I can come into contact with now is you, the eldest lady. If you don't sleep on my belly, I will laugh. As for the eldest lady, she is the one who messes with me!"
"Really?" An Nan asked, "Do you really have no evil thoughts towards me?"
"Of course..." Ash suddenly remembered the synthetic video materials he bought from Evelin: "...No (super quiet)."
The image continues.
""You made a wise decision." Yaxiu said happily: "Come here, take it away!"
"Two Crowfeather guests came over. Daphne collapsed on the ground with despair, without any desire to resist, and let them stretch out their hands——"
""Hey? Hey!""
"Daphne watched her brother Carlos being taken away by them, and quickly stood up and asked: "Why did you take away Carlos!?"
""We were going to take Carlos away from the beginning. In the future predicted by the gospel, Carlos's talents are what we need." Ashus said: "Otherwise, what do you think?"
""Well, what about me?" Daphne asked stupidly."
""Are you interested in joining the Four Pillar Cult?" Rusty Crow said: "We are in need of social talents like you."
No one could react to this twists and turns, Ash immediately became arrogant, An Nan avoided his sight, Liz wanted to return to her seat but he grabbed her, so she had to say: "Actually, I have always been
Believe dad..."
"Do you believe that I am a bad person? Do you believe that I like other people's wives? Do you believe that I can't find a girlfriend without coercion, inducement, and hypnosis?" Ash asked with a grin on his face.
"Ash, I have always believed in you." Igura suddenly raised his hand and said.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Liz, look, even Aunt Bojin -"
"I believe you are self-aware."
"Harvey, can you throw that box of cockroaches on Igoura's bed?"
"Ash, I'm going to criticize you right now." Harvey said seriously: "It's wrong to waste food."
While they were chatting, the video material also ended completely, and then the Gospels turned back to the introduction of the list:
"No. 10 on the "Happiness List": The happiest wedding"
"Introduction: Daphne Bonaba and Carlos Bonaba have been lovers for ten years. In the past ten years, after countless joys and sorrows, and life hardships, the lovers finally got married. On the day they got married in the Sky Garden, it was
The end of their suffering is also the starting point of their happiness. They will stay together forever, never be separated, overcome countless difficulties with love, and will create new records in the future... However, due to the interference of Asher Heath and others, Ben
The ranking is invalid."
"Reward: void."
"The culprit: Ash Hiss."
"Can you blame me?" Ya Xiu was confused: "Then if the sun doesn't rise tomorrow, does it have to be my fault?"
"An Nan," Igula asked, "Has this kind of invalid ranking reward been invalidated before?"
"No." An Nan pondered: "In comparison, the future depicted in this list is also very different from all lists. This is the first time I have seen people on the list mention the list."
"Ash's behavior is also very weird." Iguala said: "Would he really go to trouble No. 10 for the reason of 'tarnishing the gospel'? And Harvey and I actually have no objection to this? Can we?
It’s not that boring.”
"Invalid list, trespassing culprit, voided rewards, and early updates..." An Nan bit her lower lip lightly: "Putting these factors together..."
"Sounds like the author kicked out a bunch of shit just to catch up on the update," Ash concluded.
