The video material of the 8th "Happiest Wife" on "Happiness List" has been broadcast.
To put it simply, Harvey made a major breakthrough in the undead faction and created a perfect undead wife. This wife completely understood Harvey's preferences, her thinking could keep up with Harvey's rhythm, and she loved Harvey wholeheartedly.
Doing research with Harvey every day is her happiest time, and Harvey's progress is the source of her happiness. At this point, it can be called the "happiest" description. After all, normal couples will always have quarrels and privacy, and
They are simply a perfect puzzle piece.
Suddenly it seems quite logical.
Then Ash showed up again as always, and with a few words he bewitched his wife, making her understand how much potential she had as an undead creature. In order to better help Harvey, she decided to become a magician as an undead creature, and she was no longer willing to do so.
Just be Harvey's vassal!
Suddenly it seems to be quite positive.
Because she chose the second path, she is naturally not the happiest wife, her ranking is invalid, and her rewards are invalid.
In the eyes of the vast majority of people, there is no problem with this future: Isn’t it normal for a necromancer to give himself a necromantic bride that matches all his sexual quirks? Then, in order to take care of minorities, the gospel list will
Isn’t it politically correct to give the title of happy wife to undead creatures?
But from the perspective of those who know Harvey, this is simply outrageous. It’s so outrageous that he opened the door to outrageous people. If Harvey really needed the sexual function of the undead, then he wouldn’t have only Alice (♂) until now.
Dead!
Yes, Harvey did have someone he liked before, but that was a feeling that arose before he delved deeply into the undead faction. Just like the cicada in the summer, if you miss it, it will be gone.
Even if someone likes him, Harvey, trapped in the dead winter, will never be able to embrace summer again.
Therefore, Harvey only cares about functionality when looking at everyone now, not sexual function.
Ash and Igurah have a lot to say on this point. Since they are living in bunk beds and have no private space these days, Harvey has a lot of time to observe them. He has arranged various undead enhancements for them very carefully, such as eating corpses with both hands.
The ghost is strengthened, the skeleton demon of the legs is strengthened, the corpse witch of the heart is strengthened... When he looks at people, it is really no different from looking at pork.
And in the final analysis, a partner is for emotional comfort after all. However, as a madman who is so powerful that he doesn't even need friends, Harvey needs a lot of emotional comfort. When he dreams back at midnight, he won't be sad, he will only be sad.
Planning your own death scene over and over again.
"Harvey," Ash asked, "What do you think?"
"We don't rule out the possibility that I will have brain problems in the future." Harvey was very calm: "Maybe I will come up with new ideas after seeing Igulla getting married? After all, human emotions are controlled by hormones.
Reproduction is the project that hormones are most concerned about, so it is not surprising that I succumbed to biological instinct."
"But undead creatures can't reproduce either..."
"Huh?" Harvey looked at Ash with strange eyes: "Isn't reproduction just about creating a new, intelligent life?"
"So you still haven't..." As he spoke, Ash suddenly caught up with Harvey's train of thought. In a sense, the necromancers had indeed multiplied.
"So she is both your daughter and your wife?" Igulla said lightly.
"Igula, did you make a mistake? I didn't even tell you!" Ash quickly covered Liz's ears: "There are children here, please be careful of the impact!"
Liz broke free from Ash's hand: "Aunt Bojin, tell me more, I want to hear it."
Ash: "Σ(°△°)︴?"
The next 7th place is the happiest red hat. The lucky one is the acquaintance Chlorisse that everyone knows. Before she has finished introducing her great achievements, Ash appears on the stage. Just like before, Ash easily
Chlorisse was abducted, and Chlorisse seemed to have become Ash's love interest, and then her ranking was invalidated and her rewards were scrapped.
No. 6 is the happiest businessman. Effalin makes a glorious appearance. Character introduction. Ash dodges and accepts him as a dog...
No. 5…
It becomes more and more outrageous later on. Almost all the people who appear are related to Ya Xiu and the others. Ya Xiu will definitely appear in the video data. Then Ya Xiu will use various methods to make the people on the list deviate from the original track, and they will all surrender and follow Ya Xiu.
pace.
And the most annoying thing is that almost all of the unmarried women who appeared in it, including Cleos, Effalin and others, showed strong attachment to Ash. Ash doubted whether the Gospel List had judged him wrongly.
His race is human, not Veela!
A good "Happiness List" turned into Ash's stamp collecting trip, and the gospel almost turned into a dating agency.
Liz was completely focused on Ash, choosing her stepmother in a serious manner, saying that this one was not tall enough and that one was not gentle enough, as if Ash had a choice.
"No. 2 on the "Happiness List": The happiest patriarch"
Seeing this title, even though Ash was used to the outrageousness of this list, he still had an ominous premonition.
"Introduction: With the help of her sister Nona Sennheiser, Jeanne Sennheiser has grown the family business..."
Liz keenly noticed that Ash's body suddenly became stiff and asked: "Dad, why did you become nervous when you saw Sister An Nan's mother?"
An Nan heard the sound and looked over.
"No way!" Ya Xiu quickly shook his head: "I'm afraid! Qin Na almost captured our Holy Domain magician. Isn't it normal for me to be afraid when I see her?"
Liz and An Nan stared at Ash suspiciously, lowered their heads and continued to look at the video data.
The scene at the beginning was quite normal. It was the story of Qinna becoming the clan leader and strengthening Sennheiser with the support of Nona. Until the familiar scene flashed by and 'Ash' suddenly appeared on the scene.
""You!" Qina immediately stood up nervously: "Why do you appear here!?"
""Isn't it normal for me to appear here?" Ashus walked up to Qinna: "Don't you always want me to become a member of the Senheiser tribe? Aren't you happy when I go home now?"
"As he spoke, he reached out to touch Qinna, but Qinna slapped her away with one hand: "Ash, you are not welcome in Sennheiser, please hurry up."
"Bang! Ash pushed Qina back onto the chair. Their faces were so close that their noses were almost touching."
""Not polite." Ash stared at her and said, "Your heart is beating fast, are you nervous?"
"It's because I'm afraid. I'm afraid of you!" Qin Na gritted her teeth and said, "How dare you, Ash?"
""You called me wrong again." Ash gently touched Qinna's face: "What should you call me? Huh?"
"Qin Na's face suddenly turned red. The dignified Sanctuary Red Hat did not dare to resist. Instead, her body stiffly clung to the chair, her chest heaving. She looked away, bit her lower lip and said: "Master, master..."
""Be good." Ash leaned over and stretched out his tongue to gently lick Qinna's face. Qinna's body suddenly softened and melted on the chair like a puddle of water. Ash easily picked up Qinna and turned around.
He looked at Nona, who was blushing next to him: "Nona, come here too."
"Next scene, big bed."
"Banji, please help me."
"good."
谷/span>Axiu and Benji, one blindfolded and the other covered their ears, instantly blocked Liz from the world channel. Liz definitely refused to comply and kept fussing and struggling: "Why don't you let me see Dad and Aunt Qinna!? Let me watch.
Let me see! Did they kiss?"
Not so.
After all, it is a picture for the whole gospel. In fact, the scale is very small. Only Ash is lying on the bed with a quilt in the picture. Ash is immediately relieved...
But when he saw two lumps suddenly bulging out of the quilt, he felt like a huge stone had hit his feet.
I saw Qinna and Nona emerging from both sides of the quilt, clinging to Ash on the left and right. The sweet flush on the faces of the elf sisters showed that they were quite satisfied with Ash.
In the Sennheiser Building, a maid suddenly took a breath when she saw this scene.
“It turns out it’s true!”
"What they told me back then was accurate word for word! I thought he was just lying...that man actually, actually belongs to the patriarch sister..."
"The patriarch, the patriarch can actually act coquettishly! He even begged him, begged him not to... I would never dare to dream of such a scene!"
"Why hasn't Captain Nona said anything... eh?" The maid zoomed in on the screen as much as possible: "The corners of Captain Nona's mouth seem to be... pulled...?"
"No. 2 on the "Happiness List": The happiest patriarch"
"Introduction: Zenna Sennheiser could have become the happiest clan leader with the help of Nona Sennheiser, but unfortunately she met Asher Hiss and became the latter's forbidden love. This ranking is invalid."
"Reward: void"
"The culprit: Ash Hiss"
When the second place on the "Happiness List" ended, the room suddenly became silent.
The atmosphere was so solemn that even the psychic didn't know what to say to warm up.
Liz stared at Ash sadly, then turned to An Nan and said: "Sister An Nan..."
Although it is still an ordinary greeting, at this moment, the title "Sister An Nan" seems to have been given a new meaning.
An Nan glanced at them expressionlessly, lowered his head and said, "The number one spot has been updated."
"No. 1 on the "Happiness List": The happiest queen"
"Introduction:..."
The first place actually didn't even have an introduction, it went directly to the video material, and this time the gospel seemed to be too lazy to even show up, and Ash appeared at the beginning.
"In the magnificent palace, Ash is sitting lazily on the throne at the top. The young queen is sitting on his lap, with her back to the camera and unable to see her face. She is hugging Ash's neck affectionately. She looks like a disaster.
The Demon Lord’s beloved concubine.”
The image ends.
"No. 1 on the "Happiness List": The happiest queen"
"Introduction: There is Ash Heath, the ranking is invalid."
"Reward: void"
"The culprit: Ash Hiss"
Ash closed the gospel with relief.
This is the most uncomfortable list for him because he appears as a villain from beginning to end.
Unlike the "Family Ranking", where he can only be regarded as a loser at best, and the mastermind is still the necromancer Harvey, this time in the "Happiness Ranking", he is almost all alone, from the last scourge to the first.
, almost all the grass around the nest was eaten.
If evil had a color, it would definitely not be as colorful as Ya Xiu.
Ash saw Liz turning back to look at the Queen and said, "Don't look, that's definitely not your stepmother. I don't even know her... Huh?"
Liz suddenly became nervous and quickly closed the gospel: "Dad, why are you surprised?"
"No, I just found that the queen's posture is quite similar to yours." Ashi said.
At this time, Liz was also sitting on his lap, holding his neck with one hand, which was indeed somewhat similar to the scene of the Queen.
Liz's body stiffened, but she soon became as if nothing had happened. She put her hands on her hips and laughed: "Yes, I am the queen! So dad, you have to listen to me and go buy ice cream tomorrow!"
Ash was too lazy to pay attention to her and turned to look at An Nan and Igula: "I've finished reading the list. Can you explain what happened at the Knitting Festival?"
An Nan closed the gospel book and considered the words for a long time.
"Do you know about 'illusion magic'? In ancient dramas, when the plot needs to make a major turning point and a character like an angel appears, the illusionist will create scene effects to make the angel appear on the stage very suddenly."
"Later, in dramatic novels, 'magic magic' generally refers to those far-fetched, forced, and unprepared plots. For example, when a writer doesn't know how to continue writing, he will arrange an angel to save everything.
, or arrange for a meteorite to destroy everything."