"No. 9 on the "Happiness List": The happiest child"
Seeing this ranking, everyone at the funeral immediately heaved a sigh of relief - it's impossible for them to appear this time, right?
Although we do not rule out the possibility that they will appear as 'fathers and fathers', the future of the three of them, Ash, is a career-oriented scammer, a homeless man who is not interested in living people, and a man who has just crawled out of hell. How can they have time?
Have a baby? Ash having a baby with a Veela from hell?
"Introduction: Leia Borkin is the daughter of Amphile Berdette and Igulla Borkin. She was destined to be Berdette's heir at birth, the master of Memphela, and the sole successor of the dominant faction.
And after Archibald puts all the Berdette tribe to rest, Leia will be completely free from the curse of her bloodline. She has been favored by her fathers since she was a child, and she is secretly protected by the Four Pillars of God when she goes out to play. She has always lived a carefree life.
A life of worry...life..."
Just like the last list, the introduction text was suddenly distorted, and then the entire page was blacked out, and blood ink formed a name on it that everyone was tired of: "Ash Hiss".
But at this time, everyone no longer cared about the changes in the gospel list, and looked at the fraudster with strange eyes.
There was no surprise on Igula's face, just a thoughtful expression.
At this moment, the left half of his body suddenly ignited with gray flames. Although it did not ignite any of his clothes or skin, it quickly set a prairie fire and tried to invade his whole body!
"What's going on?" This sudden attack made everyone instantly prepare for war. Banji and An Nan immediately investigated the surroundings. On the contrary, the fraudster who had half his face burned was not nervous at all: "Don't be nervous, Ashus, you and me
I'll help you."
Seeing Igura reaching out to him with his right hand that almost turned into a gray flame torch, Ash immediately stretched out his hand to hold it without hesitation. The gray flames moved along the arm to Ash with a roar, causing others to scream in surprise, but Ash just
I felt a slight chill on my body, and then the gray flames returned to Igula, but this time the gray flames were quickly extinguished, as if nothing had happened.
"Effalin just launched a domination miracle, trying to directly distort my cognition while I was surprised, and let me return to Berdette as my son-in-law." Igula explained: "I have to say, this miracle is very innovative,'
Distorted cognition: Such an abstract behavior can actually be manifested as flame burning, and we can use the phenomenon of burning to speed up progress... Very good, I have learned it."
"Is it a necessary solution for you to help me?" Ya Xiu said: "I still have the effect of releasing mind control?"
"No, I just want you to be scared too." Igulla said.
"Wait a minute, Sister Effalin is urging Aunt Bojin to go back at this time, and Aunt Bojin's daughter appears on the list again..." Liz said: "Did Sister Anfil already have a baby Leia!?"
"Igula, you scumbag who just ran away after eating everything!" Ash took a breath: "You actually did it in a few days... You must have used hypnosis, right!? Teach me!"
"Who abducted me into the car in the first place!?" Igula's mouth twitched: "And I probably guessed what this list was about... The eldest lady should have guessed it too. If you wait until you finish reading the list,
These artiodactyls are still in a state where their brains can run away on their own bicycles. I will explain to you again."
"Well," An Nan also nodded and said, "This time the gospel list will exceed everyone's expectations."
The two people responsible for raising the team's IQ said so, and everyone continued to look at the rankings.
At this time, it has switched to video data, playing the happy life of little Leya since her birth. She has been cared for by her mother since she was a child, and grew up freely in the Berdette Manor. Occasionally, her father will take her outside to watch the magnificent scenery and experience the sufferings of the world.
, so she developed excellent qualities such as being kind-hearted and compassionate to the weak. She was born in a wealthy family but consciously formed a temperate character. She has an insight into human nature but is good at empathy. Except for a little willfulness and naughty, Leya almost combined the best qualities of both her parents.
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It really makes people yearn for it after watching it - Igula, do you still have a birth plan? Can I reserve a place now that I'm reincarnated?
"When little Leya was playing in the garden at the age of eight, the scene suddenly flashed, and then Ash suddenly appeared behind her."
""Leya, first time meeting." Ash said: "I am Ash Heath...""
""I know, Uncle Ash!" Little Leya raised her head: "Aunt Effalin and mother often talk about you! Are you here to see dad?"
""No, Leya, I'm here to find you." Ash squatted in front of little Leya: "I'm here to kidnap you."
"Leya tilted her head and stretched out her hands towards Ash: "Here, let's go. Do you want to take me somewhere to play?"
""Why do you look like you're used to it? You're making me lose face." Ash said with a smile."
""Because Uncle Harvey and Aunt An Nan often take me out to play suddenly like this." Leya twitched her nose and pouted and said: "Aunt An Nan will take me to play in various places in the gospel. Uncle Harvey likes it.
Show me what kind of undead he has recently invented...""
""How do you feel?" Ash asked with a smile: "I heard that Igula often takes you out to play. Which one of them do you think is the most interesting?"
""It's all very interesting!" Leya said crisply: "Although my father will take me out to play, he mainly wants me to learn how to control others and create situations. Ordinary people, rich people, humans, elves, men.
, woman, strong, weak... He doesn't want me to take advantage of others, but Bo Jin's daughter needs to know the laws of the world. And, although my surname is not Berdette, I must also master 'enhance what you want'
, the motto "Give him what he needs.""
""Aunt An Nan has many friends everywhere. With her, I can meet many interesting people and see many wonderful scenery. Although Uncle Harvey only takes me to various cemeteries, I can learn from them every time I go there.
Seeing new things, he seems to be making progress in the undead faction every moment. Not long ago, he even successfully created the first Blood Moon Corpse King... My uncle and aunt are all super powerful."
""Really? But I don't think they are as powerful as you." Ya Xiu said: "Harvey's Necromancer faction is indeed powerful, but even we can't appreciate his charm of death; Igura's mind control is perfect
However, it is difficult for us to accept his indifferent way of life; as for An Nan, not to mention, I don’t like traveling and I can’t understand the fun of walking around at all.”
""Only you have a pair of eyes that can appreciate all the beauty." Ash smiled and said: "It must have been the blessing of Berdette's ancestors to give birth to such a perfect child like you. The truly happy people should be Igula and
Amphile is the right one.”
""Then you and Aunt An Nan will have a baby soon," Leya said playfully."
""So, I can't let the gospel lead you astray," Ashi suppressed his smile: "I'm going to abduct you."
""Let's go, where are we going? Uncle Ash's hometown?"
""You don't have to go anywhere. The abduction I'm talking about is not physical." Ash said, "Leya, you know, you are the happiest child certified by the Gospel."
""I know." Leya nodded: "I also know, I am indeed the happiest child..."
"No, you are not happy. Your current happiness is just the shackles added to you by the gospel." Ashiu said: "Have you ever thought about why you are so perfect? You are confident but not arrogant, smart and
You are humble, aloof, and compassionate to the weak... As a child, you have almost never been disappointed."
""Isn't this bad!""
"Of course this is good, but if you are placed in a more competitive environment, such as the hometown of Igurah and I, guess what will happen?" Ashus said, spreading his hands: "You will not disappoint either.
, will only quickly become a successful and strong person that is envied by countless people.”
""The gospel says that your happiness comes from your family, your environment, and your luck, but your happiness actually comes from yourself. Because you learn whatever they teach you, so you learn humility, compassion, appreciation, and introspection.
…But what if they teach you something else?”
"Leya looked at Ash blankly, as if she didn't understand what he was talking about."
""Why does the gospel want you to be the happiest child?" Ashi said: "Because it doesn't dare to weave an unhappy future for you, because you only need to tap into your talents to grow to the point of threatening the gospel."
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""The sanctuary is your starting point, the legend can only give you a moment of rest, and the angel is not even your end."
""You are the only genius in the past fifty years whose talent alone is enough to threaten the God Lord."
""Leya, you are born a devil. Any disaster will become your nourishment. For you, resisting fate and subverting heaven is as instinctive as dressing and eating."
""You will become the happiest child because the gospel is trying to suppress you as much as possible. Igula and Anfil may not be unaware of your talent, but the other road is too long and difficult, so they also follow the arrangements of the gospel
, let you spend your life as happily and stably as possible - they love you."
"'Give them what they want and give them what they need' is not only the motto of the ruling faction, but also the operating law of the gospel. Not even the descendants of Berdette, not even the greatest fraudster in history, can escape this rut.
""
""...Why are you telling me this?" Leya asked."
""Because I wanted to kidnap you," Ashus stood up and said, "And now, I have succeeded."
"When Ash left the garden, Leia was sitting in the garden blankly. The scene suddenly became deep and dark, and a bright light paved a road in front of her, but Leya turned her head and looked at another bloody road in the darkness.
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"She finally embarked on a dark and gloomy road of blood, quickly matured and grew up, and slowly grew silver wings, golden wings, and colorful wings... As she became more and more beautiful, the innocence and childishness on her face faded away.
, replaced by an abyss-like temperament and unwavering eyes."
"No. 9 on the "Happiness List": The happiest child"
"Introduction: Leia Borgin is the daughter of Amphile Berdette and Igoura Borkin. Because she was bewitched by Ash Hiss, this ranking is invalid."
"Reward: void."
"The culprit: Ash Hiss."
Because the amount of information was so overwhelming, everyone was silent for a while.
"Dad," Liz looked at Ash with resentment, "You have never even tried to praise me like that..."
"But I have to have a reason to praise you." Ya Xiu said: "Should I praise you for eating more and faster?"
"But why did you say so many disgusting praises to a little girl you only met once!" Liz stamped her feet angrily: "Are other people's children so good!?"
"Hey, then..." Ash cleared his throat: "Liz, you are born to be a devil. Any food will become your nutrition. For you, eating and sleeping are like your instinct..."
"Too perfunctory!"
While dealing with Liz's unhappy attack, Ash looked at the deceiver and said very seriously: "Igula, I promise, I will never do anything to your daughter——"
"You don't need to explain." Iguala said: "Just like I won't explain why I in the list will marry Anfield and have children. Just keep reading."
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"Leya, your child Leya has the talent to become a god!"
In the main house of Berdette, the blue-haired girl jumped up and down with excitement. She hugged her sister and said, "Did you see that your child will be completely free from the curse of the bloodline? Don't worry Anfil, I will definitely bring Igula
Dominate back and let you give birth to Leia, and then we will cultivate Leia into a legend, no, an angel!"
Anfil knew that his sister's happiness was genuine, but her desire to take advantage of Leia was also genuine.
Although Anfil has taken turns wearing the 'Kingdom Coin' that can protect her will with her sister in the past few days, trying to make her sister return to a normal person. But there is actually no big problem with Evelin's will. She just completely separates her sensibility from her rationality, so that
No matter how intense her emotions are, they will not affect her cold-blooded decision-making.
"Sister Efaline," Anfil said after her sister calmed down, "I think you'd better not have too much hope -"
"Don't worry, after I tie Igula back, there are many ways to breed him, including hand holding methods, electric stimulation methods, and all kinds of miracles in turn!" Evelin raised her head proudly: "Even if it doesn't work, it will work!"
"I have no doubts about Mr. Iguola's ability, but the biggest question now is the future list."
"Huh?" Evelin was stunned: "What's wrong with the list?"
At this time, the gospel was updated. Amphel lowered his head and looked at it, and his face suddenly became very strange: "You will know after you take a look."
Evelin looked down.
"No. 8 on the "Happiness List": The happiest wife"
"Introduction: Archibald Harvey's wife Narbel Harvey is the happiest wife..."
