The banquet slowly reached its climax. Like many works describing the banquets of Ming Dynasty literati, the drinking party began and some literati's word games began.
Unexpectedly, old man Zhao Ming was not good at fighting, but he was also very good at playing this trick. But when it was Wu Shigong's turn, he made a fool of himself one after another, failed to follow the drinking orders, and drank several large glasses of wine one after another.
Wu Shigong actually felt very bored at this time. There was a wooden beauty sitting next to him. In such an occasion, it was impossible to get mad at this wooden beauty. As Wu Shigong was used to sitting in the leading position and being praised by everyone in his previous life.
In fact, such a feast has no taste at all.
At this time, Wu Shigong wanted to drink. After drinking a few more glasses of wine, he stood up pretending to be frivolous.
In fact, the current Wu Shigong behaves very similarly to the Wu Shigong in his previous life after drinking. They both have a good capacity for drinking. However, as soon as they drink, their faces will turn red due to alcohol. And their faces will be covered in alcohol.
It's sweat. In other words, they look ugly after drinking.
Therefore, Wu Shigong's drunken appearance did not arouse anyone's suspicion. Seeing Wu Shigong's drunken appearance, Na Manling also stood up. She covered her nose with a handkerchief and took a step back. The waiter behind Wu Shigong
The servant quickly stepped forward to help Wu Shigong.
When Hou Xun saw Wu Shigong standing up, he said to Wu Shigong: "What's wrong with Wu Qianhu? You must finish the battle today and don't run away before the battle?"
Hou Xun's words made some of the guests around him laugh in agreement. The old man Zhao Ming also smiled and said: "Wu Qianhu is a fierce general in our Guide Guard. He will not shrink back on the battlefield. In the wine bar,
You will not back down either."
Wu Shigong sighed secretly in his heart. It seemed that he couldn't leave immediately. He saluted Hou Xun and pretended to say vaguely: "The old man is laughing. The little man is just too drunk and wants to go to the garden to have a drink."
Cold wind. When you wake up, you will definitely come back to accompany the boss."
Wu Shigong came to the garden with the help of the servant. He found a dark place, bent down, put his fingers into his mouth, pressed the heel of his tongue, and felt sick, vomiting out a large puddle of swill.
With the help of the servant, he arrived at the door of the hall. Other servants had already prepared hot water and towels for Wu Shigong. After Wu Shigong wiped his face with hot water, he entered the hall and returned to his original position to sit down.
After seeing Wu Shigong sit down, Hou Xun smiled and said to Manling, who was sitting next to Wu Shigong: "Miss Manling, you have to take good care of Wu Qianhu today. Later, you have to take out the talented girl
Come with your skills and help Wu Qianhu."
Then, Manling did help Wu Shigong solve some drinking problems. After Manling helped Wu Shigong pass another level, Wu Shigong came over and asked her with a smile: "Miss Manling was very cold to me today. She didn't even smile.
one."
Man Ling replied with a cold face: "General Wu misunderstood, Man Ling's attitude has always been like this."
"Oh? Then which kind of person will you smile at?"
Man Ling glanced at Wu Shigong and said rudely: "Man Ling admires talented young masters. General Wu can make Man Ling laugh if he wants. As long as General Wu can recite a poem and write a poem."
Or just write an article that makes Man Ling passable, and Man Ling will of course be impressed by General Wu."
After hearing what Miss Manling said, Wu Shigong's feeling in his heart was like...how to describe it?
For example, someone in modern times came to a nightclub and called a girl. When it came time to ask for a room, the girl refused and refused. Finally, the girl said to the person: "Sir, you can ask for a room, but you have to
First agree to my request."
The man was still thinking: "Does this lady want me to add more money? Or does she want me to go to the luxury store next door to buy her a small bag?"
At this time, the young lady took out a test paper and handed it to the man and said, "Sir, please give me this advanced mathematics question first."
That's the feeling.
Wu Shigong thought to himself: "In modern times, when I trained nightclub ladies, I trained them to get up and turn around in bed. I didn't expect that in the Ming Dynasty, this young lady would take my test on getting up, turning around, and turning around."
Wu Shigong had a tigerish expression on his face and raised his hands to Hou Xun with an angry look on his face and said: "Sir, I'm really too drunk, so I'll take my leave." Then, before anyone could react, he turned around and left the hall and walked out of the garden.
Hou Xun saw Wu Shigong because Wu Shigong was offended by Man Ling, so Wu Shigong walked away. He didn't have much to say, he just thought in his heart: "The days are long."
After leaving the garden, on the way back to Hou Xun's courtyard, Shumo approached Wu Shigong and said, "Master, I have something to ask you."
Wu Shigong glanced at Shumo and said, "Say."
"I want to borrow some money from you."
"How many?"
"Two hundred and fifty taels."
"So many, what are they for?"
Shumo replied coyly: "The young one has taken a fancy to a girl from the courtyard, and her mother offers two hundred and fifty taels."
Wu Shigong almost fell off his horse after listening to Shumo's words. With such skill, he didn't expect Shumo to hook up with a girl from a brothel again. Wu Shigong asked Shumo to explain the details clearly.
Then Shumo told Wu Shigong: when the famous prostitutes came to the hall to accompany Wu Shigong and other guests, the madams and the famous prostitutes' maids were also waiting in the outer courtyard.
And Shu Mo's clever mouth started a conversation with the maid of a famous prostitute. The two of them talked very much. Shu Mo must have been bragging in front of the maid: how he got the favor of his young master.
How could you make so much money by relying on the young master's prestige?
After hearing Shu Mo's bragging, the famous prostitute's maid became interested. She asked Shu Mo to redeem her life. Shu Mo was indeed attracted to the maid, so she agreed.
.When he asked the old madam in charge of the maid about the price of the maid's ransom, the old madam offered Shu Mo two hundred and fifty taels of silver.
Wu Shigong became angry when he heard about such a nonsense. Not long after he married Li Xin's maid to Shumo, he was thinking about hunting wild food. Besides, when Wu Shigong set out with the cavalry last night, he didn't even think about it.
He didn't bring any money with him, and now he only had those gold ingots around him. Wu Shigong didn't have any money to lend Shumo at all.
Wu Shigong yelled at Shumo angrily: "You just met that maid today. What kind of real relationship do you two have? You just want to redeem her life. You have so much money that it's hot to touch?"
Shu Mo said to Wu Shi Gong aggrievedly: "I really like her." Shu Mo looked at the moon in the sky and emphasized to Wu Shi Gong: "The moon represents my heart."
Wu Shigong was very happy when he told Shu Mo. Unexpectedly, Shu Mo suddenly turned into Ma Wencai. He also learned to edit the lyrics, and the lyrics were modern.
However, when he saw Shu Mo, he almost burst into tears. Wu Shigong couldn't say harsh words anymore. He said to Shu Mo: "Master, I want to go back to Qianhusuo Fortress early tomorrow morning, and you don't have time to do that.
, let’s talk about this after you go back and calm down and figure it out.”