At six o'clock in the morning, snowflakes are still falling, but the breakfast vendors in the snack street have already begun their hard work for the day.
He Linhua walked carefully to a porridge shack, ordered a bowl of millet porridge, and four fried dough sticks, then sat down on a stool.
"Creak" and "bang", accompanied by two "shocking" screams, the stool completed its glorious mission in this life and died heroically. The stool was broken, and the boss lady's extremely unfriendly eyes fell on He Linhua.
. He Linhua smiled awkwardly, patted his butt and stood up, then moved to another stool and sat down gently.
Soon, the proprietress brought the rice porridge and fried dough sticks. He Linhua took a sip of millet porridge first, then reached into the chopstick cage to take a pair of chopsticks, clamped the fried dough sticks and exerted force, and there was a "crunch". Under He Linhua's violence, the fried dough sticks were
It was broken into two pieces and the chopsticks were broken into four pieces. The lady boss turned her head again and looked at He Linhua.
He Linhua threw down the broken chopsticks, took out another pair, and continued to pinch fried dough sticks. With a "crunch", another pair of chopsticks died heroically...
Seeing the extremely unkind expression of the landlady, He Linhua swallowed hard, then stretched out his evil little hand and grabbed the fried dough sticks. The fried dough sticks were broken under He Linhua's hands, and He Linhua looked at the sticky ground on his hands.
Mud, completely collapsed...
"Okay! I won't eat fried dough sticks! I'll have a sip of porridge and leave immediately!" He Linhua made up his mind and picked up the bowl. As soon as the bowl touched his mouth, he heard a "click" and the bowl broke into two halves.
, millet porridge flowed all over the table.
He Linhua silently put the broken bowl on the table and said angrily: "Lady boss...check out..."
After failing to have breakfast at the porridge shed, He Linhua completely gave up the idea of having breakfast. Now he just wanted to find a place where he could quickly get used to the current strength. Suddenly, He Linhua thought of the large amusement park near the county seat. In that large
There are a lot of sports and fitness equipment in the garden. Maybe you can gradually get used to your strength there?
With this idea in mind, He Linhua ran all the way to the Public Security Amusement Park. Fortunately, there are not many people in the county now, otherwise if someone saw him, he would definitely think he encountered a ghost - I have never heard of any normal person walking while floating.
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When he arrived at the Public Security Amusement Park, He Linhua started his exercise plan.
The pedal equipment broke after being pedaled five times; the arm strength equipment broke after being used for a while; the prone equipment broke after being used for a while...
In just two minutes, all the fitness equipment in the security park died tragically under He Linhua's clutches.
He Linhua, who was extremely speechless about his current performance, lay directly on the snow. He used to be annoyed when he had no ability, but now he has become so powerful, he is still annoyed. He turned his head and glanced at the messy fitness equipment next to him, and He Linhua felt viciously in his heart.
: "Can I break through the city wall with just one thrust? Can I break a hole in the ground with just one fart..."
After lying on the snow for an hour, the sky finally cleared up, and some people appeared in the garden. Those who had gotten up early and were fine were already pointing at where He Linhua was lying. Some people had already concluded that He Linhua had died tragically.
Last night, it was a corpse. What was even more exaggerated was that someone actually called 120. Not long after, an ambulance actually appeared next to the amusement park, and three people in white coats trotted over carrying a stretcher bed.
have to!
Seeing that if he didn't get up, He Linhua might be taken to the hospital for emergency treatment, so he stood up slowly and walked lightly to the side.
"Ah? He's actually still alive?" There was indescribable disappointment in this man's voice, as if He Linhua had some deep grudge against him.
"I think he must be out of love. Look at the way he walks, the look in his eyes, and the fitness equipment next to him that he destroyed..." "I think he must be hungover..." "Maybe he's a
Addict…”
He Linhua had just walked out not far when his cell phone rang.
He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and gently pressed the answer button. He Linhua said: "Hello, please call me a destructive maniac..."
"Huh? Hua Zi? You haven't woken up yet? What nonsense are you talking about?" Tao Tianming's voice came from the other side.
"I woke up early and am now at the Public Security Garden. What's the matter? Uncle," He Linhua replied.
"Public Security Park? Why are you there? I heard that someone vandalized public property in the Public Security Park this morning, and finally committed suicide out of fear of crime. You won't watch the fun there again, will you? Come back quickly, and don't let anything unclean happen to you.
Followed."
"Pfft...cough..." He Linhua sighed with emotion. How long had it been before the whole county knew about the fact that he was lying on the snow to pretend to be a corpse? The people of Zhi'an County have a great sense of gossip.
Yes! However, of course he would not be so kind as to tell Tao Tianming that the destructive maniac and male corpse was He Linhua: "I understand, uncle, I will go back in a minute."
"Well, come back quickly! As soon as I heard about this, I didn't know why, but I thought of you. If I don't call you quickly, I will feel relieved knowing that you are okay."
"..." He Linhua was completely speechless. Why hadn't he discovered it before? Tao Tianming actually had such a strong premonition.
Suddenly, He Linhua thought of his out-of-control strength again and asked tentatively: "Uncle, you are familiar with the security county. Do you know where there is a good place to exercise strength in our county?"
"Exercise strength? Why do you ask? After all, I really know there is such a place. But with your hemp stick, why do you think of exercising strength?"
"Nothing, I think I should exercise." He Linhua replied.
Tao Tianming did not ask deeply, but talked eloquently: "There is an extraordinary fitness club in our county. It is a good place. If you want to go, come and see me. I will give you a fitness card, which can play for ten hours for free."
"Okay, then you wait for me, I'll be there right away."
After taking the fitness card from Tao Tianming's house, He Linhua hurriedly said goodbye and rushed to the Extraordinary Fitness Club.
The Feifan Fitness Club is located in the northern part of the county, and the place is not conspicuous. From the 80% new sign outside the Feifan Fitness Club, it can be seen that this fitness club has not been open for a long time.
After entering the fitness club, He Linhua showed his membership card. After swiping the card, the waiter led him to a large fitness room. In the large fitness room, except for a few waiters who were cleaning up, there was no customer at all - of course.
Okay, other than He Linhua, who would come here to exercise before eight o'clock in the morning after eating enough?
It was the first time for He Linhua to come to a place like this, and he didn't understand how to use these equipment at all. After thinking about it, He Linhua waved to the waiter and asked: "Which is the most powerful exercise equipment here?"
The waitress looked at He Linhua's slutty figure and suggested with a smile: "Sir, if you want to keep fit, it doesn't mean that the stronger you are, the better you can exercise. I suggest you take a test first.
Test your strength value on the ergometer, and then we will help you develop the most reasonable fitness plan."
"Oh...that's right..." He Linhua nodded in understanding, "Then, where is the instrument for testing strength?"
The waitress politely led He Linhua to two force measuring instruments, and then said: "Sir, the one on the left is to test your arm strength, and the one on the right is to test your leg strength." After a pause, the woman
The waiter added: "As long as you can break the record of our fitness club on any one of these two force measuring instruments, you can get completely free fitness services until someone breaks your record again."
"Ah? Really?" He Linhua's eyes gleamed after hearing this. He just saw on the wall that if you want to play here for an hour, you have to pay 50 yuan. With He Linhua's current salary, even if you throw it all in,
It only allows him to play for thirty hours. It would be great if he could exercise for free here.
"Then I'll start now!" After He Linhua finished speaking, he waved his arm vigorously, and then hit the dynamometer with all his strength.
1087 pounds! Congratulations on breaking the arm strength record at Extraordinary Fitness Club!
Seeing He Linhua's results, the waitress who had been following He Linhua swallowed hard. 1087 pounds? How is this possible? Converted to kilograms, this is almost 500 kilograms of force! Such a strong force,
If it hits someone, they will be seriously disabled even if they don’t die...
Looking at He Linhua's body like a stick, and then looking at the punching strength of 1087 pounds in front of him, the waiter immediately made the most reasonable choice: "I'm sorry, sir. The punching strength tester is broken and is being repaired. Please test your strength first."
Are your legs strong?"
"Huh? Okay." Seeing that the waitress didn't believe it, He Linhua wasn't upset at all. In fact, he quite understood the waitress...
Standing in front of the dynamometer that tests leg strength, He Linhua kicked his leg.
1387 pounds! Congratulations on breaking the Extraordinary Fitness Club’s leg strength record!
"Gudong..." The waitress swallowed hard again, "Sir, the arm strength tester and leg strength tester may be broken. Do you think you can go to the side to do some basic training first?"
"It's broken? I think it's not broken! If you don't believe it, try smashing it yourself." Seeing what the waitress said, He Linhua no longer wanted to joke.
The waitress was very obedient and cooperated by hitting the dynamometer hard.
134 pounds!
It's normal...
After He Linhua saw the waitress punching her, he became playful again. He waved his left hand a few times, and then punched the dynamometer four times in quick succession.
890 pounds! 854 pounds! 882 pounds! 921 pounds!
Then, He Linhua waved his left fist in the air twice, then roared and struck again with all his strength.
1135 pounds! Congratulations on breaking the arm strength record at Extraordinary Fitness Club!
The waitress was completely shocked.
"Which is the most powerful exercise equipment here?" He Linhua asked again with a smile.
The waitress numbly pointed to the innermost piece of equipment.
"Thank you!" He Linhua thanked him and then ran to exercise.
"Ah! Everyone, come and see! There is a monster in our fitness club!" After a while, the little sister's screams echoed throughout the fitness club.
He Linhua, who was getting used to being inside, rolled his eyes after listening to the waiter's words - I'm so ignorant, isn't it just a record? What's the big deal...
He Linhua had no idea how terrifying the record he broke was.