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Chapter 143 I will call you Pubic Hair Sword!

Chapter 143 From now on, I will call you Yin...Mao Jian!

"Listening to what you said, it seems like each of your masters will give you a different name..." He Linhua asked.

The Yin Soul Emperor said: "After careful calculation, it seems that since I became conscious, I have had a total of two masters and changed my name twice."

He Linhua smiled evilly and said: "In that case, of course we can't just give up this fine tradition of ours! Look, how about I give you a new name now?"

The Yin Soul Emperor sighed: "Forget it, changing to a new master means starting a new life, so changing a name is also a proper thing. Now, please give me a name from the master."

"Give me a name? Let me think about it..." He Linhua thought for a while and said, "You are a Yin Soul Emperor, and the runes on this sword are like a lot of burrs. I think otherwise, from the 'Yin Soul Emperor'

Take one word from 'huang' and another word from 'burr', and let's call you Yin...Mao Jian!"

Yin...Mao Jian? What kind of bullshit name is this? He Linhua himself almost laughed out loud.

"Yin...Mao Jian? That's fine. Thank you, Master, for giving me the name." The Yin Soul Emperor accepted him without any doubt that he was there.

He Linhua originally thought that the Yin Soul Emperor would try his best to object, but he didn't expect that he would agree to it. Is there any mistake? Doesn't it mean that he doesn't understand the meaning of Yin... Hair? He Linhua thought about it again and thought, yes, he is a

Yinhun is not a human being, so he doesn’t know what pubic hair means. It’s normal...

"Brother Hua Zi! Brother Hua Zi! What are you thinking about?" Hu Yufei pushed He Linhua again.

He Linhua said "oh" twice and came to his senses: "Nothing, I was just playing with naming this sword."

"Name it? What name did you give it? This sword is so powerful, it must be given a good name...Brother Hua Zi, what name did you give it?" Hu Yufei asked.

"Yin...Mao Jian." He Linhua didn't know whether to live or die, and shook out the truth.

"Yin... Mao Jian?" The expression on Hu Yufei's face changed. She was so sweet that she seemed to be bored to death. She put her little hand on He Linhua's waist at some point and turned 360 left, 360 right, "Brother Hua Zi, this name doesn't matter."

It sounds so nice, can we change the name?"

After this move, the corners of He Linhua's mouth almost twitched, and he breathed in a cold breath and said: "Okay! Okay! You can give me a name later, and I will listen to you..."

When He Linhua and the two came out of the Yinfeng Cave again, it was indescribably smooth. The ghosts that were originally entrenched at the entrance of the Yinfeng Cave evaded the two of them one by one, and the huge pressure of the ghosts disappeared.

The battle sounds troublesome, but in fact it only takes more than an hour to get in and out.

"Eh?! That's weird. Brother Hua Zi, it seems to be raining outside." Hu Yufei looked at the ground around her, which was a little wet.

He Linhua raised his head and discovered something was wrong - what was that thing that was constantly moving in and out of the clouds? A snake body, lizard legs, eagle claws, a snake tail, antlers, fish scales, whiskers at the corners of the mouth, and beads under the forehead.

Why do these features make it look... like a dragon?

Hu Yufei also raised her head in surprise and looked at the shadow in the sky.

Are there really dragons in this world?

"No need to look, that is a dragon, a golden dragon formed from the Chinese spiritual veins. You pulled out the dragon-slaying sword, and the golden dragon was no longer imprisoned and was resurrected again." The Yinhun Emperor's voice sounded in He Linhua's mind again.

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"What spiritual veins, golden dragon's? You said that, which made me so confused." He Linhua continued to be in a daze. After all, no matter who it was, he would be in a daze when he saw this kind of mythical and legendary creature, right?

"Hey... forget it, forget it if you don't understand, you will definitely understand it in the future anyway." The Yin Soul Emperor was obviously not a good teacher, and he continued, "Master, I was hurt too much this time, and I will soon

I fell into a deep sleep. During the time I was asleep, the power of this Xuanyin Sword could only be exerted by the power of the best magic weapon. Although it cannot be compared with the magic weapon in its heyday, it is still pretty good..."

Xuanyin is naturally the name of the sword that Hu Yufei and He Linhua came up with after a "discussion".

"The best magic weapon? It must be very powerful, right? Can it fly with a sword?" He Linhua asked an extremely naive question.

The Yinhun Emperor seemed to be angry, and he said angrily: "Why don't you understand anything? It's an insult to me to surrender to you! The weapons of monks are divided into mortal weapons, magic weapons, and spiritual weapons from bottom to top.

, and then there are spiritual magic weapons, rare treasures and legendary fairy weapons and artifacts. Ordinary weapons and magical weapons may be more common, but spiritual weapons and above are already rare but hard to find! This Xuan Yin

The sword was originally a magic weapon, and even ordinary Nascent Soul stage monks may not have a magic weapon!"

"Is the magic weapon very powerful? I think it's just like that. It can be split into a ball like this by my Thunder Dragon Talisman..."

"You know nothing!" The Yin Soul Emperor no longer cared about the difference in status and cursed loudly, "I just woke up, and before I had time to breathe, I got hit by a thunder dragon from you. If you had waited for two or three hours, my strength

If you can recover 10%, I can kill you in one move!"

Haha! This Yinhun Emperor has quite a bad temper.

"Baby, how can you talk to me? Who is the master and who is the servant? Talk!" He Linhua yelled twice in his mind, but did not hear the Yinhun Emperor's response. His consciousness sensed,

The Yinhun Emperor was already asleep.

Hey! With such a weak body and such a strong spirit, if you don’t get dizzy, who will get dizzy? He Linhua sighed, mindlessly inputting some spiritual power into the Yin Hun Emperor’s soul, and just let it go.

"Brother Hua Zi, why are you so dazed? Your cell phone rang!" Hu Yufei pushed He Linhua again.

He Linhua came back to his senses, took out his mobile phone and looked at it. It showed a text message. He opened it and looked at it. It showed that Master Bu Que called him 10 minutes ago. This was a reminder text message.

Why is Master Buque calling again in the middle of the night? Could it be related to the dragon in the sky? I just heard the Yin Soul Emperor explain that the reason why the golden dragon appeared seems to have something to do with me. It's strange, I

Why do you say "again"? No matter what, no matter what Master Fuqiu asks later, I will never admit that I have anything to do with that dragon!

He Linhua made up his mind and walked home with Hu Yufei in his arm, while pressing the callback button. After a while, the call was connected, and a master's voice came from the other side: "Is it Xiaoyou He?"

Yaya bah! Brother’s mobile phone number could be someone else if it wasn’t Brother.

"It's me. There's no shortage of masters. You're always working so late and don't go to bed early. You're still working hard. You're really getting stronger with age!" He Linhua said nonsense.

Master Bu Que said: "Amitabha, isn't He Xiaoyou taking a break now? I dare to ask He Xiaoyou, why couldn't you get through on the phone just now?"

The main show is coming!

He Linhua sighed with emotion, and then started talking about the train again: "There is no shortage of masters, you don't know. Tonight I was sleeping, and suddenly I felt lightning, thunder, ice and snow outside, so I called my wife to accompany me

We went to the top of the Yunshan Sect to count the stars together. Who would have known that while we were counting, a golden dragon suddenly appeared in the sky, and then the sand flew away and the rocks were blown away, and the sun and the moon lost their light. That scene..."

Will it still snow when there is lightning? Can you see stars when it snows? He Linhua's nonsense has reached an international level, and no logic is needed.

"Okay, okay." Master Buque stopped immediately. He estimated that if He Linhua continued to talk, he might not be able to explain clearly until tomorrow morning, "Little friend He, I just want to ask you, this time the golden dragon appears in the world, and

Does it matter to Xiaoyou He?"

"It doesn't matter! It definitely doesn't matter!" He Linhua denied flatly, "We are just a commoner, but we don't have the ability to lead a whole team. You think too highly of me."

Master Bu Que didn't speak for a long time, probably vomiting blood next to his mobile phone: "It's okay if you don't have it. I just saw the golden dragon appearing and unconsciously thought of He Xiaoyou. Also, I'm disturbing Xiaoyou He's rest. But, I

I would also like to advise He Xiaoyou that you should not have too much sexual intercourse, otherwise it will affect your practice..." After Master Bu Que finished speaking, he hung up without waiting for He Linhua to reply.

This time, He Linhua was silent for a long time.

Damn it, there is no shortage of masters and monks for his mother! Is it none of his business if I have too many sexual intercourses? He Linhua thought again, Heze, there is no shortage of old monks. He thought he called that time

, the man is doing exercises on the bed...

He and Hu Yufei returned to the room. They had just experienced a big battle and were not in the mood to sleep. They simply hugged each other and talked about love.

Before I knew it, it was daybreak.

The two of them took a shower and left the room. Xiong Xiaomei, a competent maid, was already preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Qi Eryan and Xiao Xiaodan hadn't gotten up yet, so they were probably in bed. He Linhua sat on the sofa.

, turned on the TV and watched the morning news.

Most of today's morning news is still international and domestic news. After all these news were broadcast, the morning news mentioned a little bit at the end of "China is shocked by the golden dragon", and then one or two more

They were invited to the TV station, and they all made nonsense, saying that "the sky anomalies are caused by strange sky phenomena in the troposphere, so there is no need to be surprised at all" and other nonsense.

After hearing this, He Linhua sneered - these bricklayers are called beasts, that is, they are just making up these things here. If they were really allowed to see the things in the dark world, they would probably wither. In addition, He Linhua also estimated that this time

The scope of the golden dragon's appearance was so large that it was seen in almost every corner of China. The country couldn't hide it even if it wanted to, so it simply reported it in the news and gave one or two "reasonable" explanations. After a period of time,

Time has passed and the enthusiasm of the masses has passed. If this matter is treated coldly, it will be over.

After seeing the two bricklayers on the TV screaming, He Linhua suddenly wanted to read the information on the Internet. He threw away the remote control, ran to the study, opened the computer with a touch, and started browsing.


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