He Linhua laughed out loud after watching the netizen's account of the incident. At the same time, he also became very interested in the video of the incident - well, actually, it was He Linhua who wanted to appreciate it with the goal of exploring, researching and learning.
one time.
Fortunately, it was still morning, and the River Crab Master had rested at night. He found the video by searching on the Internet. He Linhua turned off the sound, and then watched it with a serious and serious appreciation.
The video lasted about ten minutes. He Linhua watched it with great interest and sighed in his heart: This posture is quite complete, but the male and female protagonists are a bit awkward...
"Honey, what are you looking at?" At some point, the elusive Qi Eryan stood beside He Linhua and looked at the screen.
Yaya! Qilyanna is such a little girl, she can’t make any sound when she walks!
He Linhua quickly turned off the video - don't spoil your wife with this kind of unhealthy video.
"Are they sleeping in bed?" Qi Eryanna always thought that sleeping in bed meant being intimate. "Why are their postures so weird? Is that posture suitable for sleeping in? Try it tonight..."
After Qi Eryanna finished speaking, she twisted her waist and left the study.
He Linhua collapsed, this silly girl might have no idea what she would do tonight!
Shaking his head, He Linhua continued to browse the posts about the appearance of the golden dragon. After browsing for a while, He Linhua actually found a post that was related to the facts. The name of the post aroused He Linhua's interest - "Slaying the Dragon from Liu Bowen"
"Speaking of the appearance of the golden dragon today".
The general idea of the post is that it was said that Liu Bowen slayed the dragon, but Liu Bowen had no future in slaying the dragon. He just injured the dragon. Then the dragon fell into a deep sleep and happened to wake up last night, so it appeared.
Visions of heaven and earth.
He Linhua watched with relish, but others were full of curses. Except for the sofas, benches, floors, sewers, and sewer anti-siltation layers on the first, second, third, fourth, and fifth floors, almost all the replies were directed at the person who posted the post. What is it like?
There were countless replies such as "The poster is mentally retarded, the identification is complete", "Myths and stories are all used as explanations, 2", "The poster is from Mars", and occasionally one or two in favor were instantly buried by the crowd's replies.
He Linhua looked at it with a sigh of relief - what this man said clearly made sense, so why didn't anyone believe it?
"Didi, didi, didi..." The monotonous cell phone ringtone rang. He Linhua took out his phone and looked at the name. It turned out to be Liu Dan?
He Linhua answered the call and immediately said: "I'm sorry, the user you called has shut down, please call again later..."
"Tick it! Turn your head!" Liu Dan followed He Linhua's words and scolded him casually, "Where are you now? What are you doing?"
"Brother is currently in Yanhai Province, at the back of the largest monk sect in China!" He Linhua told the truth, "Right now, I am sitting in a small villa specially built for us by the country, playing online."
Liu Dan didn't believe it and sneered at He Linhua's truth: "Blow it, just blow it! It's so early in the morning, are you still awake? If not, sleep for a while quickly, and then continue to fuck you.
Go for this promising job as a reporter!"
He Linhua rubbed his nose depressedly. How come no one believes the truth these days? He continued: "Okay, okay, if you have anything to do, tell me quickly. Teacher Liu DaDa is notorious for being shameless.
The matter does not go to the Three Treasures Palace."
Liu Dan quit: "Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean?"
He Linhua ignored Liu Dan and continued: "Speak quickly, what's the matter?"
Liu Dan told the truth this time: "What... My brother is scheduled to get married in five days. Let me inform you now. Of course, you'd better come a few days in advance. I don't have enough manpower here. Come and help me!"
"What?" He Linhua stretched out his hand to clasp his ears and asked in disbelief, "What did you say?"
"I said, I'm getting married." Liu Dan repeated it again, and then asked impatiently, "Tell me, how many days in advance can you arrive? Don't tell me that you are not free or can't come, or I will go directly to the Public Security County.
Looking for you!"
Damn you! Liu Dan, the last time we met, he said he didn’t have a partner, and now it’s only been two months, and he actually said he wanted to get married? I didn’t expect that he was actually an underground worker?
He Linhua replied cheerfully: "Hey, Teacher Liu Dadan, you know that I am busy! I get up counting the stars every day, and when I get home in the middle of the night, I have to wait for my wife to sleep. No, last night my brother came home from get off work and accidentally , pulled out a dragon-slaying sword, and created a golden dragon phenomenon..."
"Blow it! Just brag it!" Liu Dan sneered again, "You don't do anything else but brag every day! You are the only one who still has the golden dragon phenomenon, and everyone calls it an abnormal air flow!"
Come on! When will you come over?"
He Linhua was depressed. Can you listen to what Zhuan said about the beast? He said arrogantly: "You also know that a big shot like me is very busy every day. However, looking at the relationship between the two of us in the diagonal shop back then,
Come on, I'll do it reluctantly, let's go today."
"Come here today? That's fine. I'll have a few sips with my buddies tonight. I'll have to start serious preparations tomorrow. I won't have time to drink..." Liu Dan said, "When can you arrive? I'll be there.
Pick you up at the station."
He Linhua looked at the time. It was already eight o'clock in the morning: "Nine o'clock, I'll clean up now and go there soon! And, to be honest, who is the bride? Do I recognize her?"
"Well... you'll know when you get here." Liu Dan seemed reluctant to mention this topic.
"Oh!" He Linhua didn't force himself and said with a smile, "Do you still have the principle of confidentiality? Tell me if someone was introduced to you at home, and then the bastard looked at Mung Bean and fell in love..."
"Go away! You are a bastard, you are a mung bean!"
After chatting with Liu Dan for a few more words, He Linhua hung up the phone.
At this time, Xiong Xiaomei also successfully "made" breakfast and asked He Linhua to eat. He Linhua arrived at the dinner table and saw that there were people around the table, but no one dared to move their chopsticks - yes, cabbage can be fried into the color of eggplant.
, it is estimated that not many people dare to eat it. Who knows if you will get food poisoning if you eat it.
Although the food was inedible, fortunately, the millet porridge was still drinkable. At the dinner table, He Linhua told Hu Yufei and Qi Eryan about Liu Dan’s marriage, took a few sips of millet porridge, and then went out with the whole family.
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Although the distance between Ji'an City and Yanhai Province is far, it only takes 10 minutes at He Linhua's current inhuman speed. He Linhua's current simple flying speed is already three times the speed of sound. When controlling the sword-shaped spirit weapon,
The speed can be doubled to more than 2,000 meters per second.
Arriving near the bus station in the suburb where Liu Dan's home was located, He Linhua found a remote and uninhabited place to stay, and then strolled to the station. The time was exactly 9 o'clock. He Linhua called Liu Dan again, and Liu Dan asked him to wait.
He Linhua and the other two had only stood there for two or three minutes when they saw Liu Dan coming over on his bicycle.
"Oh no! So you came here with your brother and sister! If you had known, I would have called a car." Liu Dan also knew Hu Yufei. Seeing Hu Yufei standing next to He Linhua, he felt a little worried. He originally thought that He Linhua was
A person can come here and a bicycle can pull him back; he did not expect that He Linhua would actually bring Hu Yufei over - of course, he did not expect that Qi Eryanna, Xiong Xiaomei, and Goudan were all standing next to He Linhua.
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He Linhua said with a smile: "Just hurry up and lead the way. Where do you come from so much nonsense? Speaking of which, I haven't been to your house in four years of college."
Liu Dan also scolded back: "Who didn't let you come? When I invited you to come, you were too lazy to move your butt." As Liu Dan said this, he turned around with his bicycle and led the way.
After walking for a while, Liu Dan realized something was wrong - that yellow-haired girl, the big-breasted beauty, and that little kid, why were they following them all the time?
"Hua Zi." Liu Dan pushed He Linhua with his arm, "Who are those two girls and the kid with the candied haws in his mouth? Do you know them?"
He Linhua smiled and told the truth: "The one with yellow hair is my wife, the one with big breasts is my servant, and that little brat... just think of it as my son."
"Shh!" Liu Dan gestured to silence, "You don't want to die? Even if you are not afraid of them hearing it, your girlfriend is still next to you!"
He Linhua touched his nose depressedly - these days, why is it that no one believes the truth?
He looked back at Qilyanna, smiled and said to Qilyanna: "Nana, come here."
"Yes." Qi Eryanna was very obedient, sticking to He Linhua's side and holding He Linhua's arm.
Damn it! What's going on? Something's wrong with Liu Dan this time. He looked at Hu Yufei, who was standing on the other side of He Linhua. Everything on Hu Yufei's face was normal, and there was nothing unusual at all.
"Nana, this is my classmate who is getting married, Liu Dan. Liu Dan, this is also my wife, her name is Qi Eryanna." He Linhua pointed at the two of them to each other as an introduction.
"Hehe...hehe..." Liu Dan smiled a little abnormally. He didn't understand. He Linhua was introduced as "wife, wife" here, but why did Hu Yufei over there not make any moves? Why?
You know, in this feminist-dominated society, if an average girl encounters this kind of thing, there will definitely be one result - blow!
Liu Dan glanced at Hu Yufei again, then winked at He Linhua and said, "Hua Zi, is this the sister of one of your relatives? She's really pretty."
When Liu Dan said this, it could basically be said that he was covering for He Linhua.
He Linhua rolled his eyes, ignored Liu Dan, and pointed to Xiong Xiaomei and Goudan behind him and said: "That girl is called Xiong Xiaomei, and that young lady is called Goudan. You can just call them by their names. Xiong Xiaomei, you can call this guy brother! As for that,
Damn it..." He Linhua smiled evilly: "I also want to call you brother, do you understand?"
Asking Goudan to call Liu Dan brother, doesn't this clearly mean that he wants to take advantage of Liu Dan? You know, Goudan calls He Linhua "dad".
Xiong Xiaomei and Goudan responded together: "I know, good people."
"Hehe...hehe..." Liu Dan smiled awkwardly. He couldn't understand. He was helping He Linhua cover up, but why did He Linhua still look so indifferent?
Liu Dan turned to Hu Yufei and said, "Brother and sister Yufei, do you know that this girl belongs to one of Hua Zi's relatives?"
"It's not his relative, it's his second wife." Hu Yufei pouted, as if she was talking about something that had nothing to do with her.
And here, Qi Eryan was a little impatient after being suspected twice by Liu Dan. She once again blurted out the classic line that he had not used for a long time: "My ancestor said..."
"Okay, no need to say anything." He Linhua rubbed his forehead with a headache. Qi Eryanna's line was like an old lady's foot wrap, smelly and long. He directly used his trump card, "Nana, come on.
, a kiss.”
"Yes." Qi Eryanna was very obedient, and she put her mouth to He Linhua's face and gave him a "squeak".
Looking at Qi Eryan's sweet smile, looking at the smile on Hu Yufei's face, and then looking at Xiong Xiaomei and Goudan who were following closely behind him, Liu Dan successfully collapsed - all of this is nothing...
