On the twenty-fourth day of the twelfth lunar month, at ten o'clock in the morning, a modified Land Rover off-road vehicle was racing on the Ji-Huang Expressway at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour, using classic overtaking skills to throw away one car after another.
.Everyone who was overtaken was so frightened that they opened their windows and cursed non-stop.
This car is naturally the car that He Linhua is riding home in.
In the driver's seat in front of the car, Qilyanna, who was in charge of driving, stared straight at the TV in the car, sobbing while watching the bubble drama. She was so moved by the sensational dialogue and dialogue inside that she kept shaking her right hand.
Wiping away tears, at the same time, her left hand was pressed on the steering wheel as if half-supporting, and she made extremely difficult overtaking time and time again.
He Linhua was wearing a seat belt and sitting in the passenger seat, crying and howling all the way. His body was sometimes thrown to the east, sometimes to the west, and he kept doing various irregular movements.
"Qi Eryan! Let's just drive, can we just concentrate? Don't drive while watching soap movies, something will happen!" He Linhua yelled.
Qilyanna turned a deaf ear and still stared at the small TV in the car. At this time, the soap opera had just reached its climax. Qilyanna let out a wail, then actually let go of the steering wheel with her left hand and pulled out a piece of tissue.
Wipe away your tears.
"Hey, hey, hey! There's a car ahead! It's about to crash!" Seeing that the Land Rover was about to come into close contact with the Audi in front, He Linhua shouted quickly.
With a "squeak" sound, just when the Land Rover was about to collide with the Audi, it strangely ran out of an arc and ran in front of the Audi. Then, the Audi car let out a vicious curse.
"Woo... This is so touching." Qilyanna pulled out another piece of tissue, twisted her nose, threw the tissue out of the window, then covered her nose with both hands and sobbed "Woo", as if she had already
It was as if I completely forgot that I was still driving.
"Alright, junior brother, you are really making too much fuss." In the back seat, Xiao Qing texted with his fingers as if they were having a convulsion, and said jokingly, "Qilyanna is a descendant of the ancient gifted family and the awakened person of the Hercules.
At the same time, she is also a mechanical superpower and can completely control all kinds of machinery. When driving a small car like this, she will be fine even if she doesn't look at anything."
He Linhua didn't listen to Xiao Qing's explanation and turned to look at the Tiandao Ghost, hoping that the Tiandao Ghost could say something fair. The Tiandao Ghost sat cross-legged in the back seat of the car without opening his eyes: "My back is heavy and my chest is heavy."
Strength, energy sinking into the Dantian, sitting upright and posture, even if this car crashes, I will keep you safe and fine."
He Linhua was speechless for a while. This didn't seem to be a safety issue...
It originally took three hours to get from Yicheng City to Huanglin City, but due to Qilyanna's crazy operation, it actually took less than an hour to get off the expressway.
From the highway intersection to the suburb where He Linhua's home is located, it takes half an hour at normal driving speed, but according to Qi Eryan's crazy driving, it only takes ten minutes. Seeing that he was about to arrive home, He Linhua immediately called his family to inform him to return at noon.
At the same time, I also called a few close friends and contacted them for a gathering.
Of course, He Linhua went home for the holidays just as the New Year was approaching, causing the group of friends who were waiting for He Linhua to hold a party to scold him.
The Land Rover was still speeding along, and Qilyanna's speed did not slow down until it entered a more populated county. The Land Rover made many twists and turns, and under He Linhua's guidance, finally arrived at He Linhua's house, a second-story house with a courtyard.
A small building.
The four of them got out of the car, and it was only after eleven o'clock. Thinking of the speed of the car on the highway, He Linhua still felt a little weak.
Under the leadership of He Linhua, Qi Eryan stood on the left of He Linhua, Xiao Qing stood on the right of He Linhua, and the Tiandao Ghost stood behind He Linhua.
"Mom! I'm back!" He Linhua shouted and heard footsteps in the room. After a while, He's mother opened the door and saw the four of He Linhua coming towards her.
He's mother looked at He Linhua, her eyes lit up, and then she walked quickly towards He Linhua excitedly. He Linhua looked at He's mother's excited expression, and felt warm in his heart. After all, it was his mother who cared for her!
"Mom!" He Linhua opened his arms in a hug.
"Oh! My daughter is so beautiful. Auntie has never seen such a beautiful daughter. She looks like a movie star." Mother He stepped forward and took Qilyanna's hand, and kept talking nonstop,
He left the hugging He Linhua aside.
"Mom! Your son is here." He Linhua collapsed. He had never seen such a mother.
"Go! Who doesn't know you are here? I have been watching your son for more than 20 years, how can I compare with this girl who is so good-looking?" Mother He didn't say anything, and pushed He Linhua aside like a chicken.
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"Plop..." Xiao Qing had poor concentration and laughed. As for Cool Brother Tiandaogui, he was facing the sky and thinking, as if the sky held the answer to his question.
He's mother still dragged Qi Eryanna and asked questions: "What is my daughter's name? How old is she?"
"My name is Qilyanna, I am twenty years old this year." Qilyanna did not see any malice in Mother He's eyes, so she answered honestly.
"Qilyanna? Are you still a minority? What ethnic group are you from?" Mother He's eyes erupted with a burst of wolf light.
Qi Eryanna said: "An ancient remnant, from the Hercules Clan."
"Hey, that name is quite strange." He's mother didn't know what the fifty-six ethnic groups were at all. She only thought that Qilyanna was a particularly remote ethnic minority. "Minorities are good. After the child,
You can get extra points in the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination!"
"Pfft..." Xiao Qing burst into laughter again. Cool Brother Tiandaogui still looked calm and relaxed, and began to turn his gaze from the sky to the ground, observing the surrounding situation.
He Linhua smiled bitterly and pulled He's mother: "Mom, you are wrong! She is not my girlfriend, she is just an ordinary friend. My girlfriend is someone else."
"Hey! Who are you kidding? If it's not your girlfriend, why did you bring her home? What's Qi..." Qi Eryan's name is too difficult to pronounce, "Don't be afraid, my aunt, you have an aunt to make the decision for you, I will take it for granted."
You are a daughter-in-law, if Hua Zi dares to bully him, I will slap him with a big-eared melon seed!" As she spoke, He's mother skillfully used her magical power to flick a skull on He Linhua's forehead.
"Shall I be your daughter-in-law?" After hearing this, Qilyanna nodded, "Okay! My ancestor said that he was the husband introduced to me by my ancestor. However, if he wants to be my husband, he must first
Just hit me."
"Hit you?" He's mother was a little confused. When did this person have anything to do with fighting?
Qi Yanna waved her fist: "That's what I mean!" After saying that, Qi Yanna smashed the ground in the yard of He Linhua's house.
"Stop!" He Linhua shouted stop, and then held Qilyanna's arms with both hands, "Aunt Qilyanna, my land is thin and the foundation is submerged. If you hit it with your fist, my yard will be destroyed.
Ash!"
He Linhua remembered Qi Eryanna's earth-shattering and shocking punch in the underground base - it was a super metal that was said to be indestructible even with nuclear bombs, but a big hole was punched out!
"Oh." Qilyanna stopped her hand at the right time, "Anyway, if you can't beat me, I won't be your wife."
"Don't worry, I never thought about asking you to be my wife." He Linhua was relieved.
"Bang!" A head stick hit He Linhua's forehead, and He's mother said angrily: "Is your kid just looking for trouble today? My daughter is already here, so you have to make trouble for me here?"
"Mom! Mom! Don't be angry!" He Linhua quickly apologized and used a trick to divert trouble, "I will introduce you to my friend. His name is Xiao Qing, his name is Tian... Tian Dao, I went to Yicheng City
My friends are coming to our house to celebrate the New Year."
"Ah! There is a friend here. You kid didn't tell me earlier." He's mother gave He Linhua another head tip. He Linhua rubbed his head depressedly, didn't I tell you earlier? You didn't give me a chance at all.
Let me say.
At the same time, He's mother also guarded Qilyanna vigilantly: "You all know each other, right? What's the relationship?"
Xiao Qing pointed to the Tiandao Ghost beside him and Qilyanna behind Mother He: "Tian Dao is my senior brother, and Qilyanna is my sister-in-law."
"Oh..." He's mother breathed a sigh of relief when she heard about the relationship between Xiao Qing and Qilyanna, and then looked at the Heavenly Sword Demon warily.
The Heavenly Sword Ghost said coldly: "Xiao Qing is my nephew, and Qi Eryanna is my cousin."
"Oh..." Mother He breathed a sigh of relief again, only to hear that Qi Eryan and Tiandaogui were also related. He Linhua, who heard something from the sidelines, covered his face in pain. Oh my god!
How can my mother figure out such a complicated relationship? How many headaches will she have to endure at this moment...
Qi Eryanna also volunteered to introduce her relationship with Xiao Qing and Tiandaogui: "My name is Tiandaogui and I am Grandpa Xuan, and my name is Xiao Qing and I am Grandpa Taixuan."
"Ah?" He's mother had calmed down and realized that there was something wrong with the relationship between these people.
Senior brother, sister-in-law, nephew, cousin, Grandpa Xuan, Grandpa Taixuan, and Mother He were very doubtful as to how these people, who obviously had a southern accent that did not match the northern accent, came together.
"Qi Eryanna, I told you, from now on you will call me by my name, not Grandpa Taixuan, I'm not that old yet!" Xiao Qing said.
Qi Eryanna said: "No matter what, you are Grandpa Taixuan. Your master swordsman ancestor is the same generation as your ancestor. I am five generations lower than you, so I should be called Grandpa Taixuan. Grandpa Taixuan without a sword
My ancestor and the Swordsman ancestor are one generation lower than me, so I am four generations lower than Tiandaogui, so I should call him Grandpa Xuan."
"But...but my dad is the grandson of your second grandfather, so I should be your nephew." Xiao Qing said.
"Ah? Really?" Qilyanna said, "But my ancestor is the biggest, and I only recognize my ancestor."
"Push..." Xiao Qing felt like he wanted to spurt blood, "I told you I am your nephew!"
"Qi Eryan, I'm not your Grandpa Xuan, I should be your cousin." Tiandao Gui interrupted coldly... Oh no! This is called causing chaos.
"I said, I only recognize my ancestors." Qi Eryanna said.
In fact, it's not just Xiao Qing who feels this way, He Linhua, and He's mother all feel this way now.
Mother He was confused, and her mind was full of confusing seniority: "Hua Zi, what is the relationship between them?"
He Linhua smiled bitterly: "Mom, you can't understand it. Anyone who can understand it is a monster who has personally experienced China's modern and modern history. Only they can make simple seniority such a mess...
