After having lunch at home, at the greeting of He's mother, He Linhua and the four of them started to tidy up the room together.
It is a custom in Huanglin City to clean up all the dust in the room before the Chinese New Year. Therefore, He's mother spent this afternoon as if she was in a fantasy world.
The daughter-in-law Qilyanna, whom she had always thought was quiet and well-behaved, was holding two wardrobes, a wooden bed and other heavy objects with both hands, and placed them lightly in the yard; the handsome Xiao Qing in his eyes put on a sportswear and hit
A set of Tai Chi sucked all the dust in the house into the wastebasket; the cool guy Tiandaogui put down his machete, picked up a rag, jumped around in the yard, and wiped the windows outside the yard until they were shiny -
- Why didn't he think about it? He jumped as high as two stories in one go and didn't scare people to the ground!
As for He Linhua, he was always guarding He's mother, covering his face in pain while explaining: "Mom, actually, Qi Eryan is a weightlifter, so it is normal to hold such a few things in both hands. Xiao Qing and Tiandao
Ghosts all do movie stunts, and they use various auxiliary means to do this. In fact, they are really normal..."
Mother He looked blank: "Is this normal? Then I must be abnormal."
It originally took two or three days to clean up the room, but with the help of three non-human beings, it was completely cleaned up in three hours. Unable to bear the fright, Mother He went back to sleep as soon as the room was cleaned up. He Linhua stared at
The three "good Samaritans" who were helping in front of them were neither angry nor happy. After thinking about it, He Linhua also followed He's mother's example and returned to his bedroom to meditate.
Entering the Soul Refining Temple, the cooling time of the casual cultivator recruitment platform has also expired.
Originally, when He Linhua heard that the child's name was Goudan, He Linhua was already in despair. After five recruitments, He Linhua had fully realized that it was absolutely impossible to have anything related to the words "Chen" and "Gou".
Anything good. I didn’t expect that God would open his eyes. This time, he could actually summon a casual cultivator with a spiritual root of 65.
"Chen Goudan? What is your relationship with Chen Ergou and Chen Dagou?" He Linhua wanted to confirm.
Chen Goudan said: "What?! Ergou is my second brother, and Dagou is my eldest brother. How do you know my eldest brother and my second brother?"
However, He Linhua didn't want to care about whether Chen Gouniang was having an affair. What he cared about now was Chen Goudan's development plan.
"Goudan!" He Linhua began to abduct.
"What?" Goudan successfully finished chewing the candied haws of sugar haws and looked at He Linhua curiously.
"Goudan, can you play with your brother from now on?"
"What? Then you can eat candied haws on a stick every day?"
"Yes, as many as you want."
"Is that good? Then I agree!"
"..." He Linhua was extremely speechless. Has the abduction been successful? Isn't this too unchallenging?
Little Dog Dan immediately asked: "Hey! I want candied haws on a stick now! Is there any candied haws on a stick?"
"Uh...yes! I'll buy it for you now!" After He Linhua finished speaking, he immediately exited the Soul Refining Temple and ran out of the bedroom.
"Junior brother, what are you doing?" Xiao Qing asked curiously when he saw He Linhua looking in a hurry.
He Linhua didn't even look back: "Go buy candied haws."
Candied haws?
Xiao Qing, Tiandaogui and Qi Eryanna stared at each other, wondering what He Linhua wanted to do - eating a candied haws, is it necessary to be in such a hurry?
Cool Brother Tiandaogui picked up the sword and said coldly: "Follow me."
As a result, a strange scene appeared in the suburbs of Huanglin City - He Linhua was trotting in front, followed by a young man holding a sword in one hand, a cool guy with a knife on his back, and a beautiful girl running with an MP5 in tears.
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Some people in the suburban city who didn't know the truth quickly showed their wisdom and wisdom - "Did you see? The boy from the He family in front started to be in chaos and finally gave up." "How do you know?" "Who can't see it? The one in the back
With a sword and a back knife, they must be the brothers of the girl behind. Aren't they chasing him?" "Oh! That's true." "That's for sure! If the old He boy is caught up, he will still be killed.
Why not be chopped into eight pieces..."
Through the dialogue between the people, He Linhua fully realized that the imagination and creativity of the people are very great...
After finding a candied haws-glut seller, He Linhua dropped a hundred yuan and bought the candied haws-gluts in a row: "I said, you three, I'm going out to buy a candied haws-glut, do you mind following me?"
Cool brother Tiandaogui said coolly: "Safe."
"I'm safe now. If you follow me, I won't be safe." He Linhua frowned, put the pile on his shoulders, and walked home slowly under the protection of three bodyguards.
Seeing this scene, the great masses of the people once again began to use their rich imagination - "Did you see? The boy from the Lao He family was caught and is being taken home?" "Hey! It's true! How did he do it?
Carrying a pile of candied haws on a stick?" "Who knows? Maybe he wanted to eat candied haws on a stick before he died..."
After returning home, He Linhua carried a pile of candied haws on his shoulders, returned to the bedroom, and entered the Soul Refining Temple. He tried to move the candied haws inside, but was unable to do so.
In desperation, He Linhua had no choice but to withdraw from the Soul Refining Temple and summoned Little Shota.
As soon as Goudan Xiaozhengtai came out, he saw a whole stack of candied haws on a stick, and he was very happy: "Baa! Baa! Baa! Lots of candied haws on a stick! Baa! Baa! Baa!"
"Goudan! Please, you are not a sheep, you don't have to keep bleating." He Linhua started the Goudan training plan.
"What? Why?"
He Linhua put on a vicious look: "If you bleat again, I will spank you every day! I won't let you eat candied haws!"
"What?" Goudan was confused. "What...?" Goudan was aggrieved. "What... oh... oh..." Goudan cried, holding a bunch of candied haws in one hand, and rushed to He Linhua's bedroom door, closing the door.
A large human-shaped hole was created. At the edge of the hole, there was an arc of electricity flashing, giving off a bit of a burnt smell. He Linhua patted his forehead in annoyance. How could he have forgotten that all those recruited by the Soul Refining Temple, no matter who they were?
Men, women, old and young will all be strengthened.
"Bah baa baa... Goudan won't have any candied haws to eat in the future... Bah baa baa... Goudan is going to be spanked..." Goudan rushed out of the living room, and He Linhua's three bodyguards stared at him with big eyes.
Rushing here and there, knocking the walls apart and breaking all the door panels.
He Linhua went out and saw that the clean room that had just been cleaned was turned into briquettes by a dog's balls in the blink of an eye. He became angry and said: "You're a bitch! I won't beat you!"
"What's going on? I...what's going on in my house?" He's mother was woken up, came down from upstairs, and stood at the top of the stairs, rubbing her eyes and not believing what she was seeing.
"Bah baa baa! Grandma! Grandma! That bad silver wants to beat Gou Dan! Bah baa baa! That bad silver won't give Gou Dan candied haws to eat in the future!" Chen Gou Dan moved quickly, and when He Linhua didn't react, he hid.
When he got behind He's mother, he pointed at He Linhua to identify the murderer.
Grandma? These two words simply touched the heart of Mother He. Mother He is a full-time housewife. She has long wanted a daughter-in-law, and her grandson has gone crazy. Now when she hears the name Goudan, even though Goudan is not good in all kinds of ways,
She won't be angry either - but relatively speaking, He Linhua is in danger.
Mother He looked at Goudan - hmm? What happened? This is not the old society anymore. How come Goudan is wearing a small red cloth pocket in the winter? This... Who the hell is this?
What's the immoral thing? Such a small child actually wears such little clothes?
"Good boy... what's the name of the child?" Mother He picked up Goudan and covered Goudan with her clothes.
"Huh? My name is Gou Dan, Gou Dan likes to eat candied haws!"
"Goudan?" Who gave this bullshit name? "Goudan, where are your parents? Why are you here?"
"Mom and dad? Mom and dad? What? What? Why can't I remember? It was this bad guy who brought me here. He said he had candied haws!"
"Swish, swish, swish," in an instant, four eyes focused on He Linhua - Good guy, didn't you see that He Linhua has such a hobby and is actually a personal trafficker?
"You brat! How could I give birth to such a thing like you!" He's mother roared angrily and ran towards He Linhua.
"No...I'm not..." He Linhua couldn't say anything now. He couldn't say that this kid named Goudan was recruited from the Soul Refining Temple, right? If he said this, even if no one
If you treat him as a madman, he will be dissected. Also surprised are He Linhua's three bodyguards. They have been paying attention to the situation in He Linhua's bedroom. He Linhua has been in the bedroom the whole time and has not moved at all.
After moving, how did this child appear? Could it be that He Linhua gave birth to a fat boy of five or six years old not long after he entered?
