Chapter 45: Still let people not celebrate the New Year?
Chapter 45 Are you still going to let people celebrate the New Year?
"You stinky boy! You are not old, but you are very capable. You have learned to abduct and traffic women and children at a young age! Do you want to sell your mother to me one day?" Mother He did not snap her fingers this time.
Magical power, but a move of Tianshan's plum blossom hand to clamp He Linhua's ear, turning forward one hundred and eighty and reverse one hundred and eighty.
"Ouch! Mom! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!" He Linhua's ears were twisted by his mother. He couldn't resist, could he? He could only complain incessantly.
He's mother said angrily: "It hurts! You deserve to be hurt to death! Go, go to the Public Security Bureau with me, tell me all the bad things you did, so that I can learn a lot from you!"
"Mom, it's nothing! This child is..." He Linhua got stuck again at this point.
"Dad?" Goudan opened his two big innocent eyes and stared at He Linhua.
"Plop..." Xiao Qingshui, who was drinking tea, sprayed all over the table and secretly gave He Linhua a thumbs up, secretly admiring him in his heart - He Linhua is really not simple. He is only 23 years old this year, and his son is five or six years old.
Well, doesn't that mean that he created this son when he was fifteen or sixteen years old? Thinking that he had always boasted in front of He Linhua about how powerful his skills in picking up girls were, Xiao Qing felt ashamed.
He Linhua was also shocked by Goudan's words. This...should this be considered a rescue? Or is it adding to the chaos?
"Ah?" He's mother was stunned, and she unknowingly let go of He Linhua's hand, "Goudan, what do you call this beast?"
Goudan looked confused, even a little sluggish: "Dad? He is Goudan's father."
"Dear...dear?" Mother He asked.
"I don't know! Why did Goudan call him daddy? I don't know!" Goudan's eyes also regained some clarity. He Linhua also discovered the problem from Goudan's weird behavior, and thought in his mind that Goudan came from the Soul Refining Temple.
Could it be that the Soul Refining Temple is modifying Goudan’s memory now?
"You brat! Tell me clearly today! Who did you father Goudan with?" Mother He couldn't get the news out of Goudan's mouth, so she turned her attention to He Linhua.
He Linhua was so excited that he told lies casually: "Mom, I adopted this child from the orphanage..."
"Who are you lying to? You can adopt a child at your age? Will the adopted child call you daddy? Also, where is the adoption certificate? Take it out and see!" He's mother has already determined that the dog egg is He Linhua's son.
Thought, "Goudan, what's your last name?"
"My surname is He Baa! Baa? Weird? How come my last name is He Baa?" Goudan held his little head in pain.
He Linhua completely collapsed: "Goudan! Your surname is Chen! Your second brother is called Ergou, your eldest brother is called Dagou, your mother is called Gou Niang, your father is called Lao Gou, and your grandfather is called Mr. Gou..." He Linhua counted all his family treasures and called Gou.
I recounted the genealogy of the Dan family.
He's mother used her crab hands again and pinched He Linhua's ears: "What are you talking about, you brat? Where did a family come up with this name? By saying you are a bitch like that, aren't you scolding yourself and me?
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Yes! If you had not seen this family with your own eyes, who would have believed that there would be such a name! He Linhua complained in his heart.
"You brat, just do it!" He's mother advised.
He Linhua gave up, and now it's no problem to make him admit that he is a murderer: "Well, Goudan is my son."
"Where's the fuck?"
"His mother?" This question stumped He Linhua. Goudan's mother was clearly a bitch's mother. "His mother died of illness the year before last, and his grandparents also died."
"They are all dead? What a coincidence?" He's mother was angry again.
"Mom! What a coincidence." If it were not a coincidence, I really wouldn't be able to make it up.
"Hmph! I'll settle this matter with you later! I'm going to change Goudan's clothes first. You let your child wear a rag in the middle of winter. Why are you, a father, so cruel? Ugh...
..." Mother He cried and ran upstairs with Goudan in her arms.
"Junior brother, I really didn't expect that my nephew is so old." Xiao Qing looked at He Linhua with admiration.
He Linhua rolled his eyes angrily, covered his ears and defended: "That's not the case, I just said that to coax my mother... Oh, my poor ears."
Qilyanna said: "Don't worry, it's okay for you to have a son. My ancestors said that as long as you can beat me, you will be my husband." Qilyanna said, and she was about to hit the ground with her fist again.
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He Linhua quickly stopped him again: "Auntie! Today is already chaotic enough, why don't we make it more chaotic?"
"Didi, di, di, di, di,..." A cell phone rang, and the cool brother Tiandaogui walked out of the door and answered the phone. After a while, Tiandaogui came back again: "I just received the order from the Martial Alliance, the tenth round.
, a traitor came out of the Nan family in Heshang Province, named Nan Yunfeng. He actually practiced the evil technique Blood Infant Art and killed more than 50 babies in just three days. Now he was found in Huanglin City People's Hospital
Within the Martial Alliance, let us help solve this problem in the tenth round."
"Blood Infant Technique? Is it that quick-acting evil technique that requires absorbing the blood of a newborn baby to practice?" Xiao Qing suddenly stood up and said angrily, "How come there is such a technique in the modern martial arts world? How can the Nan family in Heshang Province do this?
I take full responsibility for this matter.”
"Stop talking nonsense, go to Huanglin City People's Hospital immediately, I'm afraid something will change." After finishing speaking, Tiandaogui turned around and walked out, "Junior brother probably hasn't participated in a formal battle yet, so I'll let him take action this time.
After training, Nanyunfeng only has acquired second-level strength, and my junior brother has acquired third-level strength. It should be enough to deal with him."
"Okay." Xiao Qing nodded and followed behind.
Qi Eryanna pushed He Linhua and said, "Let's go."
He Linhua scratched his hair in distress: "Oh my god! Where did all these bad things come from? Is this still a Chinese New Year?"
At the entrance of Huanglin City People's Hospital, a young man wearing a large-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a jacket walked out with a sleeping baby in his arms, with a sneer on his lips: "Those so-called martial arts alliances, the tenth round
, they are just a bunch of idiots who grew up eating shit. Didn’t I steal another baby? As long as I suck all the blood from this baby, I will..." This young man is naturally the Nagyun
Peak.
Suddenly, Nan Yunfeng realized something was wrong - the entrance of a large hospital should be bustling with people, but now, at the entrance of Huanglin People's Hospital, there was not a single pedestrian at all. At the same time, four aircraft
The helicopter flew over the hospital and brought a huge red cloth. The red cloth quickly covered the surrounding area, and only the red light shined on the ground through the red cloth.
Nan Yunfeng was shocked and immediately rushed into the hospital. However, he had just taken two steps when he bumped into a figure. When he looked up, Nan Yunfeng was so shocked that his eyes almost didn't fall off - the face of the person in front of him was...
Indifferent, with a big sword on his back, isn't he the famous cold-faced judge in the martial arts world, the Heavenly Sword Demon? Why did the martial arts alliance send this person this time? He himself is only the top of the second level of the acquired world, but the Heavenly Sword Demon is
It is already the seventh level of the day after tomorrow. If there is a fight, the Heavenly Sword Demon will kill him instantly with one move...
Although he knew he couldn't escape, Nan Yunfeng still threw the baby away to hinder the movement of the Heavenly Sword Demon. He turned around instinctively and saw another frivolous young man. "Xiao Qing?... What did you do today?"
Although Xiao Qing is not as good as him in cultivation, he practices the Nine Styles of Heavenly Sword. With this martial arts alone, he can even compete with him. What's more, it is said that Xiao Qing is still...
Without thinking, Nan Yunfeng ran to the left. There was just a girl on the left. Nan Yunfeng laughed ferociously and thought: "If we take this hostage today, maybe we can still escape..."
Are hostages that easy to take? Of course not! Qi Eryanna is an awakened member of the ancient remnants of the Hercules. Her hands are extremely powerful. With one punch, the maximum impact force is about 20,000 kilograms. Compared with the super masters at the top of the day after tomorrow
It's just a little inferior, otherwise, the poor Taoist priest would not have introduced such a driver to He Linhua. Nan Yunfeng actually wanted to hold such a woman hostage. It must be said that Nan Yunfeng's idea was very creative...
Before Nan Yunfeng could reach him, Qi Eryanna had already swung a punch lightly and hit Nan Yunfeng in the face. This punch was done with skill, and Nan Yunfeng was not hurt at all, but it was
He fell back to the feet of the Heavenly Sword Demon.
Nan Yunfeng looked at Qilyanna in disbelief. Qilyanna used her usual PSS again and punched the ground. The cracks on the ground extended along Qilyanna's fist in all directions.
The huge impact force made Nan Yunfeng spit out with difficulty.
"Your opponent is behind you." Qilyanna said.
Nan Yunfeng turned his head and saw a thin ordinary man in front of him. This man was naturally He Linhua.
Nan Yunfeng looked at He Linhua. He didn't know who He Linhua was, but he was extremely frightened - now, there were only four people around him, three of them he couldn't beat. What about the remaining one?
Are you so easy to bully?
"This is my junior brother. If you can beat him, I will spare your life." The Tiandao Ghost's cold voice contained murderous intent, and he locked Nanyunfeng. Cold sweat broke out on Nanyunfeng's head. He was sure that,
As long as he has the thought of escaping again, he will be killed immediately, and there is no way he will survive!
He Linhua was lamenting in his heart that the Tenth Bureau of Wu Meng had moved so quickly. It only took less than twenty minutes to get here from their home. Wu Meng and the Tenth Bureau of Wu Meng had cleaned up the entire front door of the People's Hospital and called in
Such a large red screen blocks all situations.
"Okay." Nan Yunfeng's voice was hoarse, with a strong desire to survive suppressed in it. Then he reached into his arms and took out a light, blood-red hatchet.
"You actually refined forbidden weapons? This Nanyunfeng deserves to die!" Xiao Qing said angrily when he saw the small ax in Nanyunfeng's hand.
He Linhua didn't know what a prohibited weapon was at all, but he just intuitively didn't want to come into contact with that small axe. From Nan Yunfeng's body, He Linhua could feel a strong aura of danger. Let yourself fight with such a person? This kind of thing is possible
People can imagine it!
Looking at the three people watching the excitement around him, He Linhua already knew that there would definitely be a fight today. However, before the fight, there was still something that had to be done first.
With a firm smile on his face, He Linhua stretched out his left hand: "I am He Linhua, honorary elder of the Martial Arts League and honorary advisor of the Tenth Bureau."
The Heavenly Sword Ghost, Xiao Qing, and Qi Eryanna all frowned when they saw He Linhua's weird behavior - what else can be said to such a person who has completely lost his humanity? Just kill him directly.
Nan Yunfeng also had a weird and frightened look on his face. What made him weird was He Linhua's behavior, and what frightened him was He Linhua's identity. How could a person with such a high status be so inferior in strength? It couldn't be some old monster pretending to be a young man.
, are you playing a cat-and-mouse game here? However, he still stretched out his hand and shook it with He Linhua. He Linhua smiled strangely on his face, extracted a drop of karma from the soul refining space, and poured it into Nanyun Peak.