Hanzi smiled and said: "The new moon is like a bow and the waning moon is like a bow being strung up and a bow being strung back."
Liang Dichang and others were stunned for a moment. This pair was really difficult to deal with. They all scratched their heads and thought hard for a long time, unable to come up with an apology. Liang Dichang winked, and one of them had to pick up the wine that had been poured and put it on the table and take a big sip. When he was about to drink, after three bowls of wine, he was not even drunk at all. I thought he was a good cadre who could test alcohol.
Long Yunyi glanced at Xia Long Buji and said calmly: "I wonder if the third prince is right?"
Xia Long smiled uninhibitedly, "This is not difficult. Since Miss Long has a destiny, Xiao Wang will face a pair: morning glow is like brocade, sunset is like brocade, east and west river brocade. How about it?"
Hanzi clapped his hands and said with a smile: "The prince is right, he is indeed worthy of being the number one son in Longdu."
Xia Long Buji was slightly aroused, but he glanced at Long Yunyi, but saw that she didn't even look at him, her eyes only stayed on Hanzi, a country bumpkin. He couldn't help but feel angry, but he didn't dare to get angry.
Hanzi turned to Liang Dichang and the others and said, "I have a long pair here. I think you guys can't stand each other. Listen carefully: one boat, two merchants, three, four, five and six sailors." , pull up the seven-eight-leaf awning, go down to Jiujiang, there are still ten miles." This is a number couplet.
Liang Dichang and others looked at each other, frowned and thought hard for a long time, but they couldn't apologize, so they had to drink again.
Xia Long Buji thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out. He turned to Long Yunyi and said with a smile: "I heard that Miss Long is the most talented woman in Longdu. I wonder if this couplet is right?"
Long Yunyi said calmly: "Ten miles of luck, nine miles of incense, ship No. 8765, although it takes four or three years to travel on the waterway, it only takes two days, which is better than one year."
When Xia Long Buji heard this, he was filled with admiration. Just when he was about to praise him, Han Zi clapped his hands and said loudly: "Ms. Long is indeed extremely smart and deserves to be the number one talented woman. She is absolutely amazing!" I was extremely angry, thinking that this person was taking the lead in everything, which was really hateful.
Long Yunyi glanced at Hanzi, feeling sweet in her heart, and said with a smile: "Young Master is so complimentary. Only if you can have such a match, you can really be called a talented man."
Han Zi chuckled and said, "Since ancient times, talented people have been paired with talented women. Aren't we a perfect match?" Long Yunyi's face turned red. She didn't expect that this kid was not serious in public.
Xia Long was so unruly that he was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
However, some of the sluts below refused, and someone shouted loudly: "Hey, didn't I just say there were some colorful ones? Talented men, come with something exciting, or you won't be able to drink anymore." The rest of the people followed suit and shouted, demanding that they Come up with some colorful pairs to help you enjoy the wine.
Liang Dichang saw a woman huddled against the railing on the second floor, her breasts bulging under pressure, like two large loofahs hanging on each other. His heart moved, and he immediately said loudly: "The loofahs on the rack look like hanging." He said with a face. He looked lewd, and the men in the audience followed his gaze and immediately shouted loudly, "Come on." The woman immediately shrank back and hid in shame.
Long Yunyi and Xiao Jiu both had pink faces and blushed, and they secretly reprimanded in their hearts. However, there was already something said in front of them, and Long Yunyi couldn't say anything. Moreover, the couplet was really wonderful, and even he couldn't think of it for a moment. Come out with the second line.
Liang Dichang looked at Han Zi triumphantly, thinking that you won't admit defeat this time. The male pigs and perverts in the audience even shouted loudly, urging them to answer the second line.
Hanzi smiled and saw a woman on the first floor wearing a colorful lotus dress with a curvy figure, so he loudly said: "The lotus flowers in the pond are just like acupuncture points."
"Okay, absolutely!" The scene suddenly erupted like an exploding pot.
Long Yunyi and Xiao Jiu blushed as if they were stained with cinnabar. They lowered their heads and did not dare to look at Han Zi, thinking that this boy was really bad.
Liang Dichang and Xia Long Buji both looked ugly. One of them on Liang Dichang's side stood up and said loudly: "I am facing the sunrise." Hanzi chuckled and said: "I am facing the sunrise." The man said again: "I am facing the sunrise."
"I am: monk." Hanzi said: "I am: nun." "Qingshan." "Baishui." "Go." "Come."
The man said proudly: "Together these things of mine are: Monk Yueluo, go to Qingshan."
Hanzi laughed loudly and said: "These words of mine combined are: sunrise, nun, white water comes."
The men in the audience screamed wildly again, and some couldn't help blowing the whistle loudly. Someone shouted: "This pair is so wonderful, come again, come again."
Hanzi chuckled and said, "One shot, two bullets, and I haven't participated in a war in thirty years."
"Haha, good, wonderful!" Everyone cheered.
Liang Dichang laughed and said: "It's not difficult. I'm right: single cave, double doors, no one has entered in two or five years."
Both Long Yunyi and Xiao Jiu were so embarrassed that they couldn't even raise their heads. Long Yunyi said to Xiao Jiu: "Let's go out and make them crazy. Please ask Prince Xia San to be the judge for the time being." Although ### happened on Dragon Planet
She is relatively open-minded, but Long Yunyi is a princess and a young girl, but she can't hear these pig guys talking loudly and gibberish.
As soon as the two women exited, the scene became more lively.
When Hanzi saw the two women leaving, he glanced at Liang Dichang's tall figure and said with a smile: "You have all the strength of a cow, but no land to cultivate."
Liang Dichang glanced at the bold and courageous women below who dared to stand in front, and said with a lewd smile: "It's a waste of two acres of fertile land, waiting for someone to plow it."
I don't know which pig brother down there shouted loudly: "I'm going to criticize you: it's a shameful waste."
Everyone burst out laughing.
"Kiss me gently." This is the first couplet written by a dear friend from Liangdichang.
"Mom, touch me silently." This is the second couplet written by a talented person on Hanzi's side.
Another person from Liangdichang continued the couplet: "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi."
Someone on Hanzi's side said to him: "Hurry up and jerk off."
Liang Dichang glanced at the half-bald man again and said with a smile: "The monk posted on his door during the Chinese New Year: No football during the day; no football at night. A horizontal comment: Extremely troublesome."
Hanzi laughed and said: "The nun also posted on the door: The cave is empty during the day, and the cave is empty at night. A horizontal comment: All requests will be answered."
Another burst of laughter.
After a lot of sex, Liang Dichang couldn't do it several times and drank continuously, and the three of them were drunk.
This time it was Hanzi's turn to write the first couplet. Hanzi glanced at a woman who was boldly squeezing in the front and asked: "Where is this beauty from?"
The woman gave him a flirtatious look and said in a disgusting voice: "My family is from Shaocheng, and I am not married yet." Someone from behind immediately said loudly: "I am not married either, how about we pair up and sow seeds?" Everyone laughed.
Hanzi smiled and wrote the first couplet: The girl is looking for a girl, the girl is looking for a girl###, the girl is looking for a girl###.
The woman's eyes were full of charm: "Young master, how good are you?" This caused another burst of laughter.