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Volume 7 Kanglong has regrets 1 16 Wendou 04

Volume 7 Kanglong has regrets (1) 16 Wen Dou 04

Liang Dichang and others thought hard, but couldn't answer. They had to admit defeat. One of them picked up the wine bowl with trembling hands and swallowed the first bowl of wine with difficulty. But as soon as he picked up the second bowl, there was a "boom",

He hit his forehead on the table and passed out drunk.

Xia Long lowered his head and pondered uninhibitedly. He couldn't think of this pair, and he knew that he was in trouble today. As a referee, he asked the audience, and when no one could guess it, he said: "Master Lu is a quick thinker."

, it is really unparalleled. I don’t know how to respond to this pair of second lines.”

Han Zi chuckled and asked Liang Dichang, "I wonder where brother Ti, whore, is from?" Liang Dichang didn't know what the plan was, so he said, "Liang Dichang is from the city."

Hanzi pondered for a while and then said loudly: "This second line is: the male is a male, the male is a pig, the male is a pig, the male is a pig (Note: '豕' means 'pig', which means the city

All men are pig brothers).” (This couplet is difficult to correct. Xiao Ding can’t think of a better second line at the moment. Interested readers can help to correct it.)

Everyone didn't know what he meant. When Hanzi explained, everyone finally understood. Someone laughed loudly and said: "Feng### is a good match for Zhu Genan. Mr. Lu is really worthy of his quick thinking. I admire him!"

At this point, Liang Dichang and others did not dare to compete anymore, because they were all swaying and about to be drunk, but they did not dare to admit defeat.

Long Yunyi and Xiao Jiu just walked in from the outside at this time. Xia Long Buji was unwilling to admit defeat. With a thought in his mind, he said: "I have a pair here. If anyone can match them, I am willing to give them the dragon star gold coins."

One hundred taels, and you will be punished with five bowls of wine. If neither of you can match it, it will be a tie. How about a 50-50 share of the payment?" As he spoke, his eyes fell on the man who was walking over.

Long Yunyi's face.

Long Yunyi smiled and said: "Although this move is quite unfair. It is clear that Mr. Lu has not lost a single round, and it is extremely obvious that he is losing. However, I am just a judge. This matter is still left to Mr. Lu and others.

Decide, if he agrees, then the little girl will have no reason to object."

Han Zi chuckled and said: "Xiao Ke has no objection, but for this last couple, let's start and end well. I think the sexy one will be omitted, because Xiao Ke knows that Prince Xia San is known as the number one in Dragon City."

Young Master, there is a nickname behind him, which I’m afraid many people don’t know.”

There are good people below who are not afraid to ask loudly: "What is your nickname?"

Hanzi said: "Prince Xia San also has a nickname, he is called the most promiscuous talent in the empire. He has practiced this by going to the incense building all the time. This method is highly imitable, so everyone might as well follow it."

Xiaojiu and Xiaoqiaoer couldn't help laughing, and even Long Yunyi was suppressing a smile. But Xia Long Buji was so angry that his face turned black. Unexpectedly, Hanzi would use his old tricks at this time,

He tried to do it again. But because the princess was beside him, he didn't dare to have an attack.

The people in the audience became lively and discussed one after another. The men who had been to Xiangman Building proudly showed off on the spot, while the men who had never been there were curious and asked about the mystery of this building.

It is said that after this day, the business of Xiangmanlou in Longdu was better than before, and the turnover doubled compared with before. Later, because the business was so good and there were too many customers, they had to open a branch. One store was not enough to open two, and two was not enough.

Four, in less than two years, Xiangmanlou branches were spread all over the empire, all because of Hanzi's words.

And the title of Xia Long Buji, the most promiscuous talent in the empire, quickly spread among the imperial civil and military officials, ordinary people and ordinary people in the city. Although this kid has never been famous for a century, he has begun to have a tendency to be infamous for thousands of years. It is really

Congratulations.

Long Yunyi suppressed a smile and said: "Okay, now let's ask the third prince to come out. I believe that the third prince's final match will not be easy."

Xia Long walked uninhibitedly to the middle of the stage and showed off his perfect figure as "the most promiscuous talent in the empire". His eyes finally fell on Han Zi and said slowly: "Listen up, my first couplet is: Xia Dayu, Kong

Zhong Ni, Ji Dan, Du Fu, Liu Yuxi, Zi Mu, Yan Hui."

Han Zi chuckled and said, "It's raining heavily, so I'm afraid of getting caught in the mud. I'll leave the eggs and tofu for my son-in-law, but I won't say anything about it. What a good first couplet, a good first couplet!"

When everyone heard this, they realized that the first couplet composed by a series of celebrities turned out to be a homophonic couplet in a dialect. It was difficult to understand, but it was also very interesting. They could not help but admire Xia Long's unruly "the most promiscuous talent in the empire" and sighed "

He is truly a prostitute.”

Liang Dichang was still sober and sneered: "The couplet between the third prince Xia is certainly a good couplet. If you can match it, we will be convinced that we have lost."

Xia Long Buji couldn't help feeling proud when he saw Long Yunyi frowning slightly. He couldn't help but look at Hanzi, only to see that this kid was asking the audience loudly if there was anyone who could match him, just like this one

The couplet was just average by him, but he couldn't help but feel angry for a moment, thinking that this guy's face is really fucking thick.

After asking for a long time, no one could answer the question. Hanzi shook his head in disappointment and said: "Oh, how pitiful. I didn't expect that no one in the Yangyang Dragon Star Empire could even answer a question. It's pitiful, it's a pity.

How sad!”

Xia Long couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Aren't you a citizen of the Shenlong Empire? You can't even forgive yourself, but you have the nerve to talk about others. It's really ridiculous, shameful and pathetic."

Hanzi was suddenly startled, "Oh, look at me, I thought that this world-famous couple was born by me, but I forgot that it was Prince Xia San who is known as 'the most prostitute in the empire'. I'm sorry, it's really

Sorry."

Liang Dichang sneered and said: "You are chattering here, and you have no ability to fight. Today we can only be regarded as a draw, and you have nothing to be happy about."

Han Zi chuckled and said: "Although I am a country bumpkin and a rough man, if I really go against the great scholars of the world, I will be sorry, but if I go against the prostitutes, I can still give it a try. Listen up."

, my second couplet is: Cao Xueqin, Li Yishan, Yan Yu, Lu Ji, Qin Jianfu, Jushi, Yingbin."

Xiao Qiao'er clapped her hands and shouted: "It's Xiaoqing, I'll give you some clothes, pickled fish and braised chicken for my brother-in-law, and my uncle will try to welcome the guests. It's fun, the weather has just cleared up, I'll make good food to make amends, but I have to reluctantly accept the guests because of the rainy day ahead."

, just took it over.”

The audience also cheered loudly.

Long Yunyi's eyes became even more admiring when she looked at Han Zi, thinking that although this boy was bad, he was not an Adou.

Xia Long Buji's face turned as pale as paper. He stood up immediately, saluted Long Yunyi, put a heavy bag on the table and said: "Today we are meeting friends with literature, Mr. Lu is the best one. Here are two

A thousand taels of dragon star gold coins should be enough for the settlement and a hundred taels of rewards." After saying that, he wanted to turn around and leave.

Hanzi raised his hands and said, "Wait a minute!"

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