"Are you a mercenary from the village chief's family?" I also shouted in surprise.
Judging from the voices, the body shapes are somewhat similar, and at this time, the only people who have diarrhea are the village chief's family!
The man was startled again, holding his stomach. Although the red scarf blocked his face and couldn't see everything, from the corner of his eyes, he could see that his facial expressions must be very rich, and he was even in pain, "Did you give me the medicine?
"
I nodded lightly: "It seems that you are indeed!"
"When?" the man shouted in surprise, "When did you poison me?"
I spread my hands and said, "Did you drink water before going out?"
"Ah!" Then several red scarf bandits behind him also covered their stomachs and made a "gurgling" sound.
As for the villager's deputy, his face turned green at this time. He was shouting that I was dead just now, but now the situation has reversed!
"No way!" one of the robbers cried out in pain, "I have to deal with it!"
"I'll go too!" one after another shouted.
Only the leader was still holding back, "A bunch of worthless guys..." He couldn't bear it and got into the grass next to him, and couldn't wait to take off his pants!
I turned around and looked at the villager who was pale with fright but did not have diarrhea: "How is it? Can you tell me now what's going on?"
The guy hung his head like a deflated rubber ball and said: "These are the village chief's ideas! He found a group of robbers from other places and came to rob them every year during the harvest! Normally,
Dress up as a mercenary!..."
At this time, several villagers jumped out: "So that's it! Sister-in-law Li, thank you for notifying us! Otherwise, we would have been kept in the dark!" As they spoke, the crowd rushed up angrily and asked for help.
Take action against the villagers!
"Don't fight! Don't fight! It's none of my business. The village chief forced me to do this, and I don't want to! If you want to find it, just go to the village chief!" the guy said hurriedly, holding his head in his hands.
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Sister-in-law Li walked out from the crowd while coughing and said: "Little brother, are you okay?"
"I'm fine! Sister-in-law Li, how did you know I was here?" I said still a little excitedly.
"When I went out to Yaozha just now, I accidentally saw you leaving with this scoundrel. I was worried that you were in trouble again, so I asked a few villagers to follow me and have a look!" Sister-in-law Li said worriedly, "I didn't expect...
"
"There are also those bandits who are having diarrhea in the haystack! Take them back together!" I pointed over there and said.
Immediately, several strong young men went over to the grass and picked out all the robbers one by one before they could even lift their pants.
"One of them escaped!" said one of the young men, "Consider him lucky!"
The other one said angrily: "I didn't expect that the village chief would actually commit theft! He even robbed his own villagers. It's so inhumane! Let's go back! Confront the village chief face to face!"
"Wait a minute!" Sister-in-law Li shouted loudly, "This matter requires the city lord to send people!"
"But now the city lord..."
"Although the Lord of the City is no longer here! But the steward of the City Lord's Mansion is still in charge of various departments. We can write a letter to the Lord Steward and ask him to send someone down to make a decision!"
"Okay! That's what Sister-in-law Li said! If we impulsively approach the village chief, firstly, he can act like a rogue and refuse to admit his guilt, and secondly, he can accuse us of rebelling! He will be beheaded then!"
"That's right! Sister-in-law Li is still insightful! We will jointly submit a letter and hand it over to the steward!"
Sir, are you talking about the sharp-tongued clerk?
Soon, they drafted a letter, and Sister-in-law Li handed it to me and said: "I would also like to trouble my little brother to hand it over to the steward of the City Lord's Mansion and ask him to make a decision!"
I said in embarrassment: "Can't you just send someone there?"
"I'm not afraid of little brothers making fun of me if I tell you this. We are all farmers. They have never entered the city in their lives, and they don't even know where the city lord's mansion is! Although I have been there a few times, my body..."
Sister-in-law Li has said so. It would be a bit unkind if I don't answer the call.
I had no choice but to call Kang Han again, but this kid's level dropped by two levels again. When the screen popped up, I could see his face covered in blood and his expression was fierce.
"Vice president? What's the matter?"
"What are you busy with?"
"Those naughty bitches from the Zhaqing Gang! Vice President, don't say anything anymore. I'll come back to help you after I finish killing these bastards!"
Damn, he was so busy and he killed me as soon as he turned around!
So I looked for people in the guild channel to see who was in the city.
Zui Sheng Meng Si responded: "Boss, I'm here!"
I corrected him and said, "I'm not the boss! You can't call me that, otherwise the president will be angry!"
"Well, second brother, I'm here!" He said very purely and innocently.
The guild channel suddenly burst into laughter.
"To be honest, how old are you today?" I asked awkwardly.
"I'm 12 years old this year, what's wrong? Old... uh, vice president!" Fortunately, Zui Sheng Meng Sheng changed his mind at the last moment.
"Twelve years old??" Everyone was surprised, "Isn't this helmet only available to those over 18 years old?"
"And it's authenticated by real name. How can a twelve-year-old kid buy it?"
"The question is where does a twelve-year-old get the money to buy such an expensive helmet?"
A lot of questions popped up like a barrage of bullets, making it dizzying.
"This is my dad's! He went to work, so I played with it!" Zui Sheng Meng Si said proudly.
"I'm so dizzy! So I've been playing games with a twelve-year-old these past few days?"
"The sad thing is that your operation is not as good as others!"
"Kids today are so scary!"
"I'm even worse. I teased him before! Little brother, sister didn't mean to do it, I'm sorry!"
"It's okay, I don't mind! Can you be my girlfriend?" Zui Sheng Meng Shi said innocently, "My dad said he wants to find a girl to come back and take care of me!"
"Your father means to find you a mother!"
"You're looking for a girlfriend for me!" Zui Sheng Meng Shei said persistently.
"But you're only twelve!"
"What's the point? Xiao Zhang, who lives next door to me, is only seven years old and already has a girlfriend!" Zui Sheng Meng Si continued.
"Today's children are too terrible! I will never have one again!"
"Auntie, is your age this year?"
"Damn it, I haven't graduated from high school yet!"
"Then it's too early for you to think about your child now!"
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"Vice President, you haven't said what you want me to do!" Zui Sheng Meng Shei asked innocently, "I'm in Silver Moon City!"
"You come to Novice Village No. 1023, northeast of Silver Moon City."
"Oh, just come!" Zui Sheng Meng Sheng responded without asking anything.
Not long after, I saw this underage knight running towards me with a shield on his back. It would be okay if I didn't know his real age, but after knowing it, I felt very weird.
Because the character his father chose was tall and burly and had a sexy beard, he looked like an older man, but he was playing as a twelve-year-old child. The psychological gap was huge.
Okay, I'll ignore his real age.
"Vice president, I'm here!" Zui Shengmengsheng ran over excitedly and asked, "What's the matter?"
I handed him the joint letter from the villagers and said, "Give this to the steward of the city lord's palace. Do you understand?"
He spent another gold to distribute tasks, and as a reward I gave him experience, money and guild points.
"Wow, you can do quests like this! It's so easy!" He said happily and used the return scroll to go back.
It's really simple. I found that I gave too many rewards and regretted it.
I can track the progress of the task after I publish it. Zui Sheng Meng Sheng quickly completed the errand task and said with unfinished content: "Vice President, are there any more tasks? It's so fast to make money by upgrading like this!"
