I was completely speechless, but I still seized the opportunity and said: "Yes! I have a mission. You can help me find Sun Yaowang in the city! Once you find it, find a way to bring him to me!"
"Ah?" Zui Shengmengsheng said in embarrassment, "He is an NPC. How can I take him to see you?"
"Just say that the people in village No. 1023 are suffering from incurable dysentery, just like those in Silver Moon. He will definitely come here!" I said.
"Third brother, how do you know that all the NPCs in Silver Moon City are suffering from dysentery when you have never been to Silver Moon City?" Zi Qi Dong Lai asked slyly, "Did you put this medicine in there?"
Oops! It seems I accidentally let something slip.
I used silence to express my acquiescence in this regard, but I could not let others take advantage of me.
"Okay! I'll give it a try!" Zui Sheng Meng Sheng said uncertainly.
"Aunt Li, what are we going to do with these people?" said a strong man. Invisibly, everyone regarded Aunt Li as the backbone.
"These robbers have committed extremely heinous crimes. We must not let them go. We must tie them up first and take them back!" Aunt Li said with great force, although she was a little weak.
Several robbers panicked. Their stomachs were still uncomfortable and rumbling. Now that their hands and feet were tied behind their backs and they couldn't be relieved immediately, they were holding back. Not to mention how uncomfortable they were. They all knelt down and begged for mercy. They didn't ask for anything else.
, I just want to make it easier for them, it’s really uncomfortable to hold it in!
"Tie their feet together and put them in a pigsty, you guys watch it!" Aunt Li saw that those people were indeed suffering from diarrhea, and she couldn't bear to tie them up forcibly, so she changed her words.
The robbers kowtowed and thanked them as if they were being pardoned.
When they were put into the pig pen, the village chief couldn't sit still and shouted: "What are you doing!"
Because after knowing what the village chief had done, these villagers also lost their respect for the village chief. But after all, they were used to being oppressed. Some villagers still cautiously replied: "Village, village chief, these are robbing us."
Food robbers!"
The village chief led two men and walked over, moving their fat bodies: "Robbers! Where did the robbers come from?"
Everyone made a way for him and looked at him sideways, so that he could face the robbers directly to see what else he had to say.
After the village chief took one look, a look of horror appeared on his face: "It's you!" Surprised, he was so angry that he pointed at them and cursed: "You bastards, I usually treat you badly.
Bo, I didn’t expect that it would be you who are so hard to guard against house thieves day and night!”
The village chief pretended to be emotional and cursed, and the two people behind him, who looked like housekeepers, immediately stepped forward and said comfortingly: "Village chief, don't be angry! Take care of yourself! Since the robber has been caught, let him be brought to justice!"
The village chief was still very excited and said: "The mercenaries I invited back have been the ones who have robbed us of our food all these years! I was blind, I didn't know people well and I didn't use them well, which caused everyone to suffer huge losses. I really feel sorry for everyone! I'm here
I apologize to everyone here!”
He was indeed a cunning old fox, and now he has been completely wiped out.
But none of the villagers believed that he was unaware. They all watched indifferently as the fat village chief apologized to everyone with tears streaming down his face.
Soon, a steward was dispatched from the City Lord's Mansion in Silver Moon City. This steward, who was as big as the sky in the eyes of the villagers, was none other than the sharp-mouthed and monkey-cheeked secretary I often saw in the City Lord's Mansion. In order to avoid him
After recognizing me, I passed back the priest's robe, put on my hat, and hid among the villagers.
The secretary arrived at the center of the village, surrounded by a large group of people. After getting off the carriage, he glanced arrogantly at these simple country folk and said sharply: "Where are the robbers?"
A villager stepped forward to guide the way: "Sir, I have captured six of the seven robbers and locked them up in the pigsty in front of you!"
The clerk glanced at it, then turned back to the soldiers who were following him and said: "You guys, go and catch all the robbers! Guard them carefully and make no mistakes!"
Several soldiers responded and then followed the villagers to tie up all the robbers and throw them on the flatbed truck. The poor thing is that the robbers are still uncomfortable and complaining alone.
Seeing this secretary who was so powerful in their eyes, the villagers lowered their heads and dared not say a word, letting the secretary make the decision in everything.
After the robbers were taken away, the secretary held his nose in displeasure and said, "You did a good job! I will definitely report this matter to the new city lord truthfully and give you a reward! Village Chief Chen, you have done a great job in taking the lead in capturing the robbers. I
I will definitely report the truth to the new city lord, you must continue to work hard and take care of your villagers, and don’t allow any trouble!"
After saying that, the proud secretary was ready to get back into the carriage and return to Silvermoon City.
"Sir, please wait! The civilian woman has something to report!" Sister-in-law Li finally stood up and spoke, coughing a few times from time to time.
The clerk said displeasedly: "What else do you want?"
Sister-in-law Li coughed twice and said, "Why don't you interrogate those robbers, sir?"
"You are so bold! When will it be your turn to teach me what to do?" the secretary scolded angrily.
But Sister-in-law Li said without fear at all: "How dare you, a civilian woman! If you just take the robber away without asking the truth or investigating the reason, wouldn't you be taking advantage of the real culprit behind the scenes!"
Facing Sister-in-law Li's questioning tone, the courage the secretary had just mustered up became a little timid under the glare of many fierce villagers. He made an excuse and said: "The city lord unfortunately died recently! The new city lord hasn't come back yet! Everything is important.
Things will have to wait until the new city lord comes back to ask for instructions before they can be implemented! How dare we make rash judgments!"
Damn, he actually used the city lord as a shield. If he said that, it would be hard for everyone to say anything.
However, Mrs. Li said knowledgeablely: "Although the city lord is no longer here, the relevant yamen are still there. Please transfer this case to the Bauhinia Knights for trial!"
The clerk couldn't help but look at him with some surprise: "What do you, a little village woman, know? The Redbud Knights are only responsible for guarding the major and major arteries in Silver Moon City, but they are not responsible for dealing with such trivial matters! This matter
We must wait until Grand Duke Ferdinand of the Silver Knights comes back to make a decision!" After saying that, the editor ignored Mrs. Li and got into the carriage, shouting angrily: "Drive! Go back to the city!"
The fat village chief immediately bowed and saluted: "Best farewell, sir! Go slowly!"
After the secretary left, the fat village chief glared at the villagers, especially Mrs. Li, and then proudly returned to the village chief's house with a smile on his face and a mustache.
As soon as the village chief left, the villagers were all very angry when they saw the village chief's arrogance, but they had no way to deal with it, and they all asked Sister-in-law Li what to do.
Although Sister-in-law Li said she has some knowledge, she is still a village woman after all. She has never had the opportunity to see such a battle. When an official plays a game of kickball with you, there is really nothing they can do.
It's impossible to rebel.
At this time, Mrs. Li's husband, Brother Li, the captain of the guard team responsible for guarding the Fountain of Life in Silver Moon City, came back dejectedly. He was shocked when he saw that all the villagers were hit in the central square of the village.
"Why are you back? Aren't you on duty?" Sister-in-law Li shouted in surprise.
Brother Li asked, "What are you doing? Why are you all here?"
The troubled villager told Brother Li exactly what happened. After hearing this, Brother Li breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought they were here to arrest me!"
Sister-in-law Li felt something was wrong as soon as she heard this, "What did you say? What did you commit? Why did they come to arrest you?"
Brother Li sighed heavily and said, "It's not that boy yet! That's right, I asked that boy to buy some candy and bring it back to you. Is he here?"
"You, why did you buy so much!" Sister-in-law Li complained a little sweetly.
"Where is the excess? I will just buy one!"
"Ah! But he said you bought all ten copies!"
"Shifen?" Brother Li shouted and jumped up in surprise, "That's him, that's right!"
"What's going on? Tell me!"
"That kid, didn't you go to fetch water today? I don't know what tricks he used to poison the fountain of life! Now the entire Silver Moon City is suffering from diarrhea!"
"How do you know it's him? Maybe it's someone else!"
"Impossible! I was on duty today, and he was the only one who came here! Who else could it be if it wasn't him?"
When he said this, almost all the villagers turned their attention to me. After all, after getting along with me, they are still very repulsive to outsiders.
"So, the diarrhea in our village was caused by your poison?" a villager shouted angrily.
"That's right!" I lifted up my cloak and stood up and said.
