The crooked-necked chicken said, "You know this very well."
Yi Zheng shook his head: "The previous sentence."
The crooked neck chicken said: "I said, all their skills are useless to me. They won't even lose blood if they hit me."
Yi Zheng snapped his fingers and said: "Here's the problem, if they can't hit you, you won't hit yourself?"
"What?! Even if I cooperate in the acting, I still have to harm myself?" The crooked-necked chicken stared at his big smart eyes, expressing his dissatisfaction.
Yi Zhengdao: "Of course, you can also choose me to help you lose blood."
The crooked-necked chicken immediately stood up straight and straightened his attitude: "Brother, don't worry, isn't it just self-harm? I'm a professional!"
In order to ensure that the acting was realistic enough, Yi Zheng had to ask the crooked-necked chicken to call his younger brothers over. This way, he had a boss and younger brothers, and it looked real.
But Yi Zheng always felt that something was missing. After looking around, he slapped his forehead!
Even if the chicken with a crooked neck mutilates itself and loses blood, no matter how well it cooperates, the problem can easily be seen by those who are thieves. People who can be sent out by major forces are definitely not blind. At least Yi Zheng will not send the Gopher King out to be a killer.
spies.
So how to deceive the eyes of those thieving spies?
this is a problem.
Yi Zheng raised the question and everyone began to brainstorm ideas.
Players, in particular, are using their brains crazily. After all, their own lives and deaths are at stake.
They currently have 0 experience points at level 11, and can only gain experience points again after they ascend or become loose immortals.
As a benefit before overcoming the tribulation, they have a total of three opportunities to die without penalty. Once used up, they will fall directly into the realm and fall back to the tenth level!
Thinking about the huge amount of experience points from level 10 to level 11 makes them feel sad.
What worries them more is the upper limit of their lifespan...
Therefore, they are much more anxious than Yi Zheng now.
"Boss Rabbit, if that doesn't work, how about we use more brilliant-looking moves during the fight, blowing him up into a cloud of smoke and blocking their sight?" said the bald monk Yichen.
Yi Zheng rolled his eyes at him: "It's okay for you to be a fool for being a Naxi spy, but at least there is a think tank behind them to analyze intelligence. Do you think your trick is useful?"
Silently...
For a while, no one could think of a better way. Yi Zheng was bored and just looked at the players in front of him.
There's not much to see about the men, but a few of the female players inside are really good-looking.
"Boss, what are you looking at?" Zi Gong asked.
Yi Zheng muttered: "Why do you think these female gamers are so good-looking? They are all fair-skinned, beautiful and have long legs..."
Zi Gong said: "If I have white hair, it would be perfect."
Yi Zheng kicked him away directly.
Li Qingluo smiled bitterly and said: "Boss Rabbit, you don't know something. Although I was born pretty good, I definitely don't have the appearance I have now. It's only after I practice and my body is tempered by the energy of heaven and earth that my skin gets better and better."
.As for appearance, we can actually fine-tune it every time our strength improves..."
Yi Zheng was stunned: "Isn't that just a P picture of beauty?"
As soon as he said this, Yi Zheng slapped his thigh and said, "Yeah, how did I forget about this?!"
In the past, when Yi Zheng was drawing pictures of P, he liked to use a method. It was because the connection between P was not good, so he blurred it...
Since you can't cover the other person's eyes, then blur his sight!
Yi Zheng immediately stood up and shouted to the eleven hills behind him: "Mist demon, come here quickly!"
Then I saw a pale white light rising from a mountain in the distance. The light traveled thousands of miles in an instant, flew over in the blink of an eye, and then landed and transformed into a group of humanoid creatures that changed shapes.
Seeing this mist demon, Li Qingluo and others were shocked again. This turned out to be another mythical beast!
The point is, this mythical beast was summoned by Yi Zheng, just like the chicken with a crooked neck.
It's scary enough to have one mythical beast as your little brother, but he actually has two!
The way everyone looked at Yi Zheng changed from looking at a monster to looking at a perverted monster.
"Boss, what are your orders?" the mist demon asked.
Yi Zhengdao: "I'll arrange something for you. You can get me some atmosphere fog later..."
"Atmosphere fog?" The fog demon asked with a question mark on his face.
Yi Zheng pulled the fog demon to the side, then pointed at the eighty-eight players in front and Wai Bo Zi Ze Yi and said: "They will fight in a while, you can get me a large fog, this fog can't be too thick.
It can’t be so subtle that people can’t see what’s going on inside, and it can’t be too subtle so that people can see too many details at a glance. In short, it’s hazy, do you understand?”
After the fog demon finished listening, a large amount of water began to condense in the fog. It was obvious that he was confused.
Zilu beside him couldn't stand it any longer, so he took a step forward and said, "Why are you so stupid?
How clear is what the boss said?
To put it simply, if a girl just takes off her clothes, what’s the point?
Just drag it, leave half of it, and cover it with a little tulle. Do you understand that hazy look?"
The mist demon directly transformed into a big fist, and then gave a thumbs up: "If you had explained it in such a down-to-earth manner earlier, wouldn't I have understood it?
How can I understand the details and whatnot?"
Yi Zheng covered his face. This was not the first time that he had trouble communicating with wild monsters and mythical beasts. Just like when he communicated with rabbits, it seemed that Zilu and Zigong were better at it.
However, after Yi Zheng learned many lessons, he would not easily let people follow Zi Lu, and Zi Gong had an in-depth communication with them.
There are too many barbarians, reckless men, and thugs under him. He needs some normal ones, even if the other party is a fog with water in his head!
…
After everything is arranged, all that's left is to practice.
Looking at the crooked-neck chicken on the left, the eighty-eight players on the right, and the fog standing there in a daze, Yi Zheng suddenly felt like he was a director.
In his previous life, he had a dream, that is, to be an actor and assistant director, the kind who specializes in recruiting people and has the right to speak...
Unexpectedly, I didn’t succeed in my previous life, but I will become a full-time director in this life.
Of course, now he can also be an actor's assistant director, but his current figure...
Yi Zheng looked at himself and shook his head, he gave up.
He couldn't accept that as a rabbit, he had an intimate relationship with a woman, because it was too perverted!
The most important thing is that rabbits are notoriously fast...
He didn't want to wake up the next day because he was not sure, and find that all the world was discussing his quickness, small and subtle!
For his own dignity and for his own dream, he only has one thought now: practice, practice, practice, practice in order to become a human being!
Yi Zheng shook his head to dispel the messy thoughts in his mind, and then made a sign with Ti Zi Jue and wrote the first scene of "Dig a Hole" on it!