Then the upper and lower boards closed together and there was a snap: "cton!"
The next moment, ninety pairs of dull eyes looked at Yi Zheng.
Only then did Yi Zheng remember that these people were not from Earth and could not understand his bird language at all.
Yi Zhengdao: "Look, as soon as the beat comes together, I tell you to start, and you will jump right into the scene! You can figure out how to act it yourself.
Anyway, players want to kill the boss and grab the artifact..."
Excuse me, Yi Zheng closed the board again and shouted: "Start!"
The next moment, everyone started to get into the fun.
Li Qingluo and others shouted: "Boss, hand over the artifact and I will spare your life!"
"Ka ka ka!" Yi Zheng shouted quickly, but ninety pairs of eyes looked over again with question marks on their faces.
Yi Zheng gave himself a mouthful: "Ka means stop.
Sister, you are here to fight the boss, why are you talking so much nonsense? Just do it, just explode the equipment."
However, Li Qingluo rolled her eyes at him: "Boss Rabbit, how long has it been since you were killed?"
Yi Zheng was stunned and scratched his head: "Uh... um..."
He started to break his fingers and finally gave up: "I don't know, from the beginning of the game to now, I have never been killed by a player."
Li Qingluo said: "Then how long has it been since you saw players fighting bosses?"
Yi Zheng touched his chin and said: "I'm just killing players, how can I have time to watch players fight bosses... What? Are there any new changes in players fighting bosses now?"
Monk Yichen smiled bitterly and said: "The bosses nowadays are very naughty. When the player fights the mobs, they basically start to figure out the player's ways. If the player is found to be weak, he will directly kill the player.
Already.
If it is found that the player is very strong and the two can have a battle, the two sides can sit down and talk.
For example, what equipment does the boss give them, what do players contribute to the boss, and whether they can share their needs with each other.
Some large guilds even specially raise a group of players to be killed by the boss, providing experience points to the boss in exchange for the corresponding equipment on the boss.
You also know that after your bosses die, the equipment dropped will be random.
Drop a ring today, drop a pair of shoes tomorrow, and it doesn’t necessarily have to be for men or women, and the various restrictions are different. If you want to get a set that suits you, you don’t have to kill dozens or twenty of the boss.
It didn't work every time. Some people even killed the same boss a hundred times and got a lot of duplicate equipment, but they didn't get the last one, so they couldn't put together a complete set of equipment.
But when it comes to negotiation, it's much simpler.
The same goes for bosses. Killing the player is risky, and it hurts a lot when you die. You haven’t gained any experience yet.
Some people give you experience points, and they can level up without danger, so why not do it, they are not masochists."
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded when he heard this. He had thought that he was the only one in the group of wild monsters who was unruly and unruly. The chicken thieves had so many evil intentions. The wild monster bosses all over the world began to sink into the mud and become fertilized...
Yi Zhengdao: "Okay, then... you continue."
"start!"
"Ze Yi, hand over the artifact and we will spare your life!" Li Qingluo stood up again and started the game domineeringly.
Upon hearing this, he, who already had a crooked neck, tilted his head and lay directly on his shoulder, then laughed loudly and said: "Is it just you trash? The artifact is here, if you have the ability, you can get it yourself! If you don't have the ability,
Today I will chop all your men into pieces and make them into dogs, and take the women back to lay eggs, and I will fry the tomatoes and eat them!"
"Pfft!" Yi Zheng squirted out a squirt of water that filled the sky with rainbows, and quickly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop!"
Then Yi Zheng looked at the crooked-neck chicken and said, "Brother, you are a chicken, and you want to catch female players? Isn't this a bit of a show?"
The crooked-necked chicken said with an aggrieved face: "Brother, although I am a chicken, why can't I like female gamers? I just like this kind of hairless and naked ones..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at the only eight girls in the crowd. The little Loli was naturally jumped over, and the focus was on Li Qingluo.
After all, Li Qingluo has the best looks.
Li Qingluo naturally understood what these guys were thinking, her pretty face flushed, and she said angrily: "What are you looking at?"
Little Loli shouted: "Just don't look around, Sister Qingluo is not what you think!"
When everyone heard this, they exclaimed in surprise.
Little Loli pointed at Li Qingluo and said, "She has hair, it's so long!"
Everyone wowed!
Li Qingluo quickly covered the little Loli's mouth, and if she continued to speak, Li Qingluo would be ashamed to live.
Yi Zheng also quickly withdrew the topic: "No, even if you like girls, you can't marry them back to lay eggs?"
The crooked-necked chicken said: "Why can't you give birth? I have strong genes, a mythical beast. Whatever I am, she will give birth to whatever I want. If you don't believe me, let them try!"
As long as there was a tall, thick, ugly, and crooked-necked chicken in the team, Yi Zheng agreed.
But apparently not...
Yi Zheng waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, even if you can do it, your genes are strong.
But when you lay eggs, you use them to scramble them?
That's your son or your daughter!"
The crooked-necked chicken scratched his head and said: "Boss, my genes are only strong enough to make them lay eggs. Can your king's eggs be fertilized and hatch?"
Yi Zheng opened his mouth and found that his knowledge base was completely incapable of communicating with this chicken.
This is not a question of who is right or wrong, but a simple blind spot of knowledge.
Yi Zhengdao: "Although you are right, think about whether the audience, that is, the group of fools we are about to deceive, can accept it. What if they think you are too exaggerated and think it is fake?"
The crooked-necked chicken suddenly cried and said: "That's too difficult, boss, if it doesn't work, you can try another one... I think the White Eagle God is more suitable.
He is smarter than me."
Yi Zheng waved his hand and said: "It's no use, your promotional photos have been released, and you will be replaced by someone temporarily."
At this time, the Yin Yang Taoist said: "Boss Rabbit, I think we should act like this. Don't worry about how outrageous the lines are, we have seen too many outrageous bosses...
Just like you, who would have thought that the rabbit in Novice Village could kill tens of billions of players with a carrot?
Players accept those with strong abilities.
As long as the performance is natural, nothing will be a problem."
Yi Zheng thought about it, so he asked everyone to start over.
"start!"
The two sides started the previous conversation again. When Li Qingluo heard the crooked-neck chicken insulting her like this, Li Qingluo was furious: "If you don't eat the toast, you will be fined. Brothers, do it!"
"Hahaha, we should have taken action a long time ago! I have long disliked him!" Yichen yelled and went to kill him: "Take my move of Great Compassion and Compassion Transcendence Fist!"
A Buddha evolved from behind Yichen, and the Buddha evolved into Thousand Arms, and gave the crooked-necked Ji Zeyi a violent blow!
The -0hp in that area rose like a torrential rain.
When Yi Zheng saw it, he immediately wiped away a cold sweat. Thanks to the rehearsal, thanks to him calling the mist demon, otherwise he would just show it to others, and he would probably be betrayed immediately.
