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Chapter 812 Catfish Stewed with Tofu

Finally, Jiuyin Shen snorted coldly: "Rabbit, you'd better not challenge the limit of everyone's tolerance!"

Yi Zheng raised his little hand: "Then let your people keep their mouths shut first!"

The green-haired lion smiled and said: "Jiuyin God, although I don't think that rabbit is very smooth, but it is indeed your mouth that is the first."

Jiuyin God said angrily: "But what he lost was a leg!"

Ji Dian said, "Jiu Yin Shen, as a divine beast, what if one of his legs is lost? The spiritual energy will grow back after a little movement, and it only takes a few seconds. So, this kind of injury is also called an injury?"

Taoist priest, it's a bit too much for your people to scold rabbits openly."

"Is this too much?!" Jiuyin Shen said angrily.

Ji Dian shook his folding fan and nodded: "Of course it's too much. What the Catfish God lost was just a leg, which can be healed in three seconds; but when the Catfish God scolded the rabbit, it was a psychological trauma that would not heal in a few years."

How can a leg compare to self-esteem?”

When the Catfish God heard this, he shouted with red eyes: "Then I let him scold him and chop off one of his feet. Is that okay?"

Before Ji Dian could speak, Rabbit opened his mouth and said, "Are you sure?"

The Catfish God was about to nod, but then he thought about the scene where the rabbit had a verbal battle with the gods, and everyone was scolded to the point of being autistic, and suddenly felt a little weak.

If the rabbit used the same words to curse over a hundred mythical beasts to scold him alone...

The Catfish God's scalp went numb just thinking about it. Although he could cut off one of the rabbit's legs then... as Ji Dian said, it's just one leg. A divine beast that is good at self-healing ability can recover in the blink of an eye. No matter what, he can't.

It seems to be a loss.

Just when the Catfish God was thinking about it, a fat rabbit leg appeared in front of him. The leg was elegantly placed on the ground. The rabbit looked up at him: "Have you thought about it? Do you want to try it?"

The Catfish God glared at Rabbit: "Rabbit, don't go too far. Do you think I really dare not chop off one of your legs?

Even if Ji Dian is protecting you, if I chop you now, he won't stop me!"

Then he saw the rabbit nodded obediently and said, "I know you don't dare!"

"Huh?!" The Catfish God was furious and was about to take action.

Rabbit continued: "Of course, I know you don't care that Ji Dian protects me, nor do you care that I am the sacred beast appointed by the Queen Mother, nor do you care that the Queen Mother of the West is my eldest sister, and you definitely don't care that I helped Prince Dong open the door.

On the road to becoming an immortal, you owe me a favor;

You must not care that the four ferocious beasts of Kunlun are my brothers;

I don’t care that Bi Fang Shenniao is my sister;

I definitely don’t care that the bird I share my life with is my sister...

So, you will definitely make this cut, right?!"

Listening to the names Yi Zheng said, the catfish god, who was full of confidence and furious one moment, was sweating profusely and in a cold sweat the next moment! His voice was vibrating: "You... you... you think you are talking nonsense.

Will I believe it?"

Yi Zheng nodded vigorously, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Of course you don't believe it, in fact I am just lying and bragging."

The Catfish God breathed a sigh of relief, and then saw the Rabbit take out a bottle of fine wine and drink it.

Looking at the jade liquid, Catfish God suddenly realized something!

The nectar and jade liquid are a special offering from heaven!

Nowadays, the immortal world and the earthly immortal world are separated. People above can't get down, and people below have a hard time getting up. In this case, where does this special wine from heaven come from?

The Catfish God suddenly thought of many possibilities.

For example, gods descend to earth; gods descend to earth...

But no matter which one it is, at this point in time, it is absolutely extraordinary!

And he also heard that Prince Dong went to Kunlun to become an immortal, so what Rabbit said was not unfounded, just in case...

The more I think about the catfish god, the weaker I feel, and my eyes when looking at the rabbit are a bit wandering.

Jiuyin Shen also frowned, then looked at Ji Dian: "He..."

Ji Dian shook his fan and grinned: "Don't listen to that rabbit's bragging. I almost stewed it when we first met. If God Taishan hadn't come forward, I would have pulled it out."

When I took him with me, I actually just brought some food rations and snacks with me, nothing else really.

If you want to deal with him, just do it, I will definitely not stop you!"

Ji Dian's words were extremely sincere, but the more sincere he was, the more Jiuyin Shen felt that this was a trap!

After all, what the crazy monk Jidian said was notoriously unreliable!

Thinking of the nectar and jade liquid, Jiuyin Shen also believed the rabbit's words, so he snorted coldly: "Jidian, don't talk nonsense, the rabbit and I are just arguing..."

"Don't say that! We're not fighting, I'm letting you go, you're good at oral skills, you win!" Rabbit shouted.

Jiuyin Shen didn't hear the meaning behind it and thought that the rabbit was also showing kindness, so he nodded and said: "I accept it."

Rabbit immediately waved his little hand and shouted: "Don't give in. No matter how good you are at talking, I can't do it, and I haven't heard of it... If you have business, go to Jiuyin God, don't go to me."

I...I'm straight!"

Before Jiuyin Shen could come to his senses, some of the mythical beasts could sense the smell and couldn't help but laugh.

Then more and more mythical beasts laughed.

A mythical beast whispered something into the ear of Jiuyin God. Jiuyin God suddenly became angry and stared at Yi Zheng fiercely: "Rabbit, don't force... hiccup... I'll do it!"

Yi Zheng's innocent eyes widened: "No, but you can't do it!"

Jiuyin Shen was confused again...

Poof!

Some mythical beasts couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the green-haired lion even beat its head and laughed wildly...

Jiuyin Shen was still confused, and a winged snake-headed beast from the side came over and whispered: "You just burped and your sentence was interrupted.

Please think about it again."

Jiuyin Shen was still thinking about it when he heard Rabbit murmur: "I thought he was a man, but he was a bit sissy, but I didn't expect him to be a girl. But he was too open-minded, wasn't he? I couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it, flash

Already."

Saying this, the rabbit ran away.

Jiuyin God finally came back to his senses, gritted his teeth and said: "Rabbit!"

Yi Zheng turned around and cried, "I don't want this!"

"I..." Jiuyin Shen suddenly stood up and was about to take action.

At this moment, the rabbit was not afraid at all, grabbing the carrot and stick as if he wanted to fight with him.

Jiuyin God stared at the rabbit, and the rabbit stared at Jiuyin God. In the end, the two snorted coldly, one sat down, and the other ran away with the carrot.

Jiuyin Shen continued to stare at each other with the green-haired lion, Ji Dian and others.

The rabbit ran to the big iron pot, opened the lid, smelled it, and shouted: "The catfish stewed with tofu is ready. Is there any late night snack?"

When the Catfish God heard this, his face turned black and he shouted: "Rabbit, don't go too far!"

Yi Zheng spread his hands and said: "Catfish stewed with tofu, how can it be too much? It is shameful to waste food."

The Catfish God roared: "Those are my legs! Just eat it yourself, why are you yelling? Do you think everyone is like you and are against me just for a bite to eat?"


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