"Oh! My sister-in-law said you can do it! It's actually quite simple!" As she said this, Yuzhu's sister-in-law grabbed Sun Haiyan's arm and said, "Come on, come up to your house, and help my sister-in-law take a look.
!”
Sun Haiyan frowned and said: "Sister-in-law Yuzhu, don't be impatient? If anything happens, we'll discuss it here. Besides, brother, I see so many diseases, and so many women's diseases, not all of them."
Is it here?"
"Chengchengcheng, then hurry up! My sister-in-law is really itchy and can't stand it!"
Sun Haiyan sat calmly on the diagnostic table, and then waited for Chen Yuzhu to sit opposite him reluctantly, and then he said to Sister-in-law Yuzhu: "Sister-in-law Yuzhu, you really don't need to look at it.
, I’ll just take your pulse. As long as I can see through your illness, I think it will be easy to treat it."
This time, he thought to himself, Damn it, isn't your sister-in-law Yuzhu's rotten Xipi itchy? I'll give you a heavy dose this time to get you back to your old addiction. You won't be itchy anymore, right?
But who would have known that Yuzhu's sister-in-law turned around and grabbed his arm again, trying to drag him into the back room: "Oh, what's your pulse? I said, big brother, help my sister-in-law take a look."
What's wrong? My sister-in-law is not shy. You said you are a young man and a doctor. Why are you so shy? Besides, are you a real wood or a fake wood? My sister-in-law's itching there cannot be stopped by ordinary treatment.
It’s itchy, do you understand?”
Chen Yuzhu saw that Sun Haiyan was pretending to be dumbfounded, so he changed the hint to an explicit statement.
Sun Haiyan was helpless and frowned. It wasn't that he didn't want to help her relieve the itching, but that he really didn't have the appetite!
Think about it, although this sister-in-law Yuzhu is pretty good-looking, her reputation is too bad after all. If I did something to her, I would be sorry for my little brother, especially for my first time. Besides, I would be sorry for myself.
I still have Liang Zhixia in my heart, but I really have little interest in this Yuzhu sister-in-law.
Seeing that she was about to pull and pull like this, Sun Haiyan became a little anxious. He suddenly shook his arms and shook her hand away: "Sister-in-law Yuzhu, can you not do this?"
Suddenly being freed from Sun Haiyan's hand, Chen Yuzhu's expression suddenly changed and he said: "Hey? Brother, why are you pretending to be polite? My sister-in-law gave you tofu to eat, but you didn't eat it. What are you pretending to be? Don't think you are peeking.
My sister-in-law didn’t know that Shirley Liu took a shower and peeked at Shen Bingjie’s urination! What else are you pretending to do? Would you rather remember that widow every day than eat the tofu that your sister-in-law brings to your door? "
Hearing Sister-in-law Yuzhu say these words again, Sun Haiyan frowned again and couldn't help but say: "This tofu and tofu...are different, okay?"
"What's the difference? My sister-in-law is not a woman? The widow has it, but my sister-in-law doesn't? In addition to being a widow, Liu Shirley takes off her pants. What's the difference? Doesn't it mean that Liu Shirley still has some famous weapons?
"
Hearing this, Sun Haiyan frowned helplessly, and then he didn't bother to talk to her about this nonsense, so he changed the subject: "Okay, Sister-in-law Yuzhu, if you want to see a doctor, just see a doctor, don't
Is it okay to just leave this gossiping here? No matter what, I, Sun Haiyan, am still a young man who has not married a wife, okay? What kind of decency do you have to behave like this? I, Sun Haiyan, have been criticized by others in the future.
How do you get a wife?"
"Yo yo yo! How can you be so decent? Brother, do you think that after you have studied for a few more years, you will just show off your words in front of your sister-in-law? I tell you, Sun Haiyan, don't pretend to be serious in front of your sister-in-law. Don't
You've made me anxious, sister-in-law! If you obey me, sister-in-law, I won't mention the matter between you and Shirley Liu!"
When Sun Haiyan heard about this woman, she even threatened her. She also said that he had peeped at the widow taking a bath. It was all about the old sesame seeds and rotten millet. This woman was still talking about it, and she didn't even think about what she had done.
Be more careful, I really pissed myself off, seeing that I don’t use my clairvoyance powers and lead people to capture/rape me every day.
When Sun Haiyan was thinking this, he suddenly heard Chen Yuzhu say again: "You said, apart from having an affair with the widow Liu Shirley, aren't you also a little confused with Shen Bingjie? Now it's better to pretend to be serious in front of my sister-in-law.
Woolen cloth?"
After hearing Sister-in-law Yuzhu's scolding, Sun Haiyan's face finally lost its composure and turned red with embarrassment...
In fact, Sun Haiyan did have some unclear ideas about his two sisters-in-law, Liu Shirley and Shen Bingjie, but that was all his own business. Besides, what kind of tone did he like, was that Chen Yuzhu's responsibility?
He, Sun Haiyan, is not a person without a backbone. At least he knows his own hobbies and looks at women in a targeted manner. He does not look at every woman.
As he said himself, tofu and tofu are different, right?
Therefore, even if charming tofu like Yuzhu's sister-in-law is delivered to his door, Sun Haiyan has no appetite for it. Just as Sun Haiyan thought in his heart, he can't treat his first time too badly. What will happen to his first time?
It’s all left to young children, and those young children who have capital.
But now that Sister-in-law Yuzhu is pestering him like this, he really doesn't know what to do?
After a while, he had no choice but to say: "Sister-in-law Yuzhu, you don't need to talk about what happened between me and Sister-in-law Liu Shirley and Shen Bingjie in the past. That was all a few years ago. At that time, maybe it wasn't
Do you know the difference between men and women?"
"Besides, whether it's me, Sister-in-law Shirley or Sister-in-law Bingjie, that's my business, and you, Chen Yuzhu, have nothing to do with it! Come on, if you really want to see a doctor, then go see a doctor. If you don't come here on purpose,
Doctor, then please come back! You are fine, I still have something to do!"
"Haha?" Sister-in-law Yuzhu felt as if she couldn't understand him, so she said, "Sun Haiyan, are you really showing off? Do you really want to drink a toast and not eat as a penalty? Do you really want my sister-in-law?"
How hard can it be?"
Suddenly hearing that Sister-in-law Yuzhu was going to be hard on him, Sun Haiyan could not help but tremble slightly, as if he was really a little afraid of her.
In fact, he also knew that Sister-in-law Yuzhu was very capable of pestering people, especially her attitude of not being shy or ashamed, which not many people could deal with.
"Sister-in-law, let's do this. You'd better sit down and let me feel your pulse first to see if there is any problem. If I can't do anything, then I can do it to you. Just as my sister-in-law said, it's all the same anyway.
The same tofu." While speaking, Sun Haiyan pretended to be lustful and looked at the bulging things on Chen Yuzhu's chest.
