Because this sister-in-law Yuzhu is not like other village women in the village. She is really open-minded and can use both soft and hard skills. Her appearance is actually quite good, and she can at least be ranked among the top ten in the village.
Anyway, there isn't a man in the village who doesn't want to make trouble with her. To put it bluntly, he doesn't just want to eat tofu. Maybe he will be rewarded by this goddess at some point and climb into Chen Yuzhu's bed. That is an indescribable feeling.
enjoy.
Chen Yuzhu's man is away all year round. Even if he comes back for a few days occasionally, the people in the village don't dare to tell him that these are not true, so Chen Yuzhu doesn't care. Anyone can say whatever they want. Besides, it's not a big deal to find a man to sleep with.
things.
"Okay, brother, give me a good look. You must keep your word later. If you don't eat the tofu my sister-in-law brings to your door, then your sister-in-law will be really angry."
Sun Haiyan didn't speak any more. He put his right hand on Chen Yuzhu's wrist and the pulse beat out. He put his three fingers on it in three places of the inch guan ruler. He would lift it lightly, press it hard, twist it and rest.
When Sun Haiyan felt the pulse, his eyes did not stop, staring closely at Yuzhu's sister-in-law's lower body, and his clairvoyance powers were activated instantly. When Sun Haiyan discovered that Chen Yuzhu was not even wearing underwear, his clairvoyance powers were almost used by this slut.
Broken.
Darling! It's really dark. It's completely black. And there are small red particles in the black around the words. Sun Haiyan finally understands that this sister-in-law Yuzhu doesn't seem to be fake, but actually itchy.
It's so itchy.
Now that Sun Haiyan has discovered this problem, how can he dare to be careless? He quickly said: "Sister-in-law Yuzhu, your disease is really ugly. Otherwise, you should go to the hospital in town to check it out. I think it must be itching so bad down there."
There is a reason. After you find out the reason, I will help you treat it. How about it?"
"No, big brother, are you just fooling your sister-in-law like this? I'm not afraid to tell you clearly that my sister-in-law has been suffering from scrapie for more than a day and a half. Every time she finds a man and does that thing, she can be killed right away.
It's itchy, other methods don't work, so don't waste your time, let's go to your back room and help my sister-in-law get rid of the itch, right?"
Hearing Chen Yuzhu's shameless words, Sun Haiyan suddenly jumped up and down. If he hadn't used his clairvoyant eyes, maybe everything would have been easy, but now he discovered that Yuzhu's sister-in-law clearly had a problem somewhere.
Due to the carelessness of a happy life and the wanton change of partners, the color has deteriorated. Now that the particles appear, it is obvious that there is degenerative inflammation. If not treated in time, there may be a chance of cancer.
Although Sun Haiyan knew that Sister-in-law Yuzhu was neither shy nor shy, he liked this tone, but after all, she was from the same village, so she couldn't ignore Sister-in-law Yuzhu's illness just because she lived a disorderly life, so Sun Haiyan spoke.
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"Sister-in-law Yuzhu, if you really do this, I will report it to the police! When your brother comes back, it will be difficult for both of us to be human, so you can figure it out."
I originally wanted to scare away Sister-in-law Yuzhu, but as soon as Sun Haiyan finished speaking, I heard Sister-in-law Yuzhu say: "If you want to report a crime, just report it. Their police station can handle robbery, theft, and my sister-in-law and the man."
How are you sleeping?"
"..." Sun Haiyan was completely speechless, sweating violently, and felt that Sister-in-law Yuzhu was too tough...
After a while, Sun Haiyan was really at his wits end. Although he had clairvoyance and great medical skills, he couldn't force himself on Yuzhu's sister-in-law. As the saying goes, if you don't look at the monk's face, you can see the Buddha's face. After all, they are all from the same village, especially
It was after I found out that Sister-in-law Yuzhu was really sick.
Sun Haiyan had no choice but to beg for mercy: "Sister-in-law Yuzhu, just let me go! No matter how you say it, I, Sun Haiyan, am still an unmarried young man, and I will have to marry a wife in the future!"
Sister-in-law Yuzhu had a serious look on her face: "Getting a wife in the future is a matter of the future. Brother, what are you afraid of? Besides, after you get a wife in the future, won't this matter have no effect? A carrot is still a carrot.
, there are still pitfalls, how could she know which pitfalls you had fallen into before marriage?"
"..." Sun Haiyan was completely defeated. He really didn't know what to say. He just felt that Yuzhu's sister-in-law was not only tough, but also had a set of words. As long as he said a word, she would immediately give him a sentence.
Come back...
Seeing that Sun Haiyan had nothing to say anymore, Sister-in-law Yuzhu tugged on his arm as if she were gentle and whispered in his ear: "Okay, brother, please stop dawdling, let's go in quickly."
You can stay at home. After you are done, my sister-in-law will have to go back and cook."
Sun Haiyan listened and turned to look at her helplessly, and then said: "Then...Sister-in-law Yuzhu, you'd better go back and cook."
I thought I had already dealt with Sun Haiyan, but when Sun Haiyan said this, sister-in-law Yuzhu couldn't help but glared again: "You? I said... you dead sea rock, do you really want your sister-in-law to be so hard on you?"
No way, Sun Haiyan frowned again, looking like he would rather die than obey.
Sister-in-law Yuzhu looked at her and said angrily: "Brother, why are you so stupid? You said that there are many men who want to do this but still don't want it, but you brat...you said that my sister-in-law is like this,
What else are you embarrassed about?"
Sun Haiyan heard what Yuzhu's sister-in-law said and quickly stepped forward and said: "Then sister-in-law should find another man. At least I, Sun Haiyan, will not be sorry for my first time in the future."
"You said you stupid boy wanted to make your sister-in-law angry again, didn't you? It's not like you don't know that in Liuyang Village, except for the men who go out to work, there are a few of them in the family who are useful. If there are really useful ones, my sister-in-law will not
I'm not here to find you, a child."
"Except for you, a genuine man, where else in this village can there be a man who can truly thrive? There are no men in this farmland, so how can there be any men farming? If there were, it wouldn't be so hard, sister-in-law, I'm not
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Sun Haiyan quickly said: "Aren't there many old men?"
"Those eggplants are all crooked, and I can't hold them in, so what else are they talking about?" Yuzhu's sister-in-law complained bitterly.
"Besides, I, Yuzhu, am one of the few beauties in our village. Those old guys are not so lucky. Only you, brother Sun Haiyan, have always been in my sister-in-law's heart. Otherwise, my sister-in-law wouldn't be so shameless.
I'm looking for you to see if this scrapie is coming."
At this moment, Sun Haiyan was speechless and said: "Me too, I failed the college entrance examination, and after my parents passed away, I never had a morning erection again."