Looking at the loli and lolita in front of them who had the aura of "will never give up until they can get enough lollipops to satisfy their satisfaction", as well as the lolita and lolita on her body, they were using heavy force to attract her attention.
After suffering the bruises caused by his methods, Li Shushi finally realized that if he didn't solve the problem of these animals first, he might not be able to live in peace for the whole day.
So I have decided to solve your "lollipop distribution conjecture", why do you continue to attack me?
Looking at the few naughty kids who continued to use loli kicks or lolita stomps on him because of his perfunctory attitude just now, Li Shushi said that indeed these days, in terms of concentration alone, even a terrifying queen like Xuanwu is not a loli.
A rival?
As for creatures like Lota, if you don't consider overthrowing them, they are actually no different from Lolita.
"You are dirty! If anyone attacks me personally again, I will definitely reduce her lollipop quota and give it to good obedient children. I am a person who does what I say, so don't doubt my determination.
!”
I have to say that this voice is really easy to use - the voice has calmed down before it has even reached Li Shushi's ears, and his body no longer has to endure the extremely severe pain that does not even lose a little bit of HP.
However, there was no physical attack. Several lolita and lolita immediately changed their strategies and began to use the "Star Eye Technique" to attack Li Shushi mentally, hoping to make Li Shushi allocate more quota to himself while he was in a trance.
Sure enough, the enemy we need to face this time is extremely powerful!
As for Lai Ying'er, she had already trotted away and hid behind Su Xiaololi, and then timidly stretched out her little head to look curiously at how Li Shushi would mediate the dispute between the three lolita and Luo Tai.
Hum ~ Stupid mortals, no, these ones seem to have a lot of backgrounds. Director, I need to repeat this line again.
Ahem...hem~ Stupid Lolita, do you think you can defeat me with just this move? Then let me show you what the terrifying hell looks like. Get ready to tremble and cry.
, and then wail!
Perfect!
Li Shushi had a proud look on his face, as if he had just done something extraordinary.
only……
"Sister Su, are you alright with Master Shushi? Could it be that those few have done anything to your head? Although you usually seem to be very calm sometimes, it's so strange that you are like this now.
.”
The voice was a bit dull, probably because Lai Ying'er only dared to say such words by leaning on Su Xiaololi's back.
But no matter what Lai Ying'er's current state is, Li Shushi feels that her rare second grade performance is a failure.
Sure enough, it is really difficult to get back the original feeling after graduating from the second grade of high school.
Originally, Li Shushi really wanted to say "It's cold on the lonely sandbank, but it's too cold at high places" as a summary of his secondary school career, but he never expected...
"Then just come here! Yaya, I am definitely not afraid of any challenges."
"The white tiger cat is not afraid of challenging cats. The white tiger cat is the cat who likes fighting the most and will definitely win the most lollipops~"
Looking at the two lolita and lolita with excited faces, and the two little lolita covering their faces with their hands behind them, Li Shushi had to admit:
Little Aloli and Sister Xuanwu, you two really work hard on weekdays.
"Then how do you plan to determine the daily quota of lollipops? If the outcome is decided through battle, it will have a devastating impact on all living creatures nearby. But other methods
...Although I don’t want to admit it, Yaya will become extremely difficult to deal with when she encounters something she likes. Although the kitten is a little worse due to certain restrictions, if I are added to it, I am afraid that she will also fall into it.
In the midst of a protracted struggle.”
"Xiao A~ Are you going to betray me so soon? I obviously trust you so much~~~"
"Idiot Yaya! How could I give you something like a lollipop!"
"Yes, I must defeat you for the lollipop, and I must avenge myself for being shot in the knee!"
Okay, little Aloli, it was really my fault that I misjudged your true IQ just now. I would say that among the lolita with high IQ these days, one Su Xiaololi is already making it difficult for people to mix with them. If there are more lolita, you will be blamed.
Is there any way for the squid to survive?
This is what Li Shushi thought of when he saw Yaya Loli and Little Aloli who suddenly fell into the "room fighting" plot.
However, seeing a few people eager to try and gearing up for a big fight gave Li Shushi new inspiration.
"After all, we provide delicious and magical things like lollipops. You should admit this."
"That's true. Although we are very unconvinced, we have tried to make them using the same method, but we have always been unable to make lollipops as delicious as those made by you humans. Wow, oh, oh, oh, I am so unwilling!"
"Since everyone has acknowledged this, then as a resource provider, there should be no problem for us to make some small and reasonable requests."
"Yes, as long as it does not violate our principles, we are not opposed to this equivalent exchange."
Although the ones who answered were Yaya Loli who looked a little stupid, but looking at the appearance of the other two, they had no intention of replacing them. Maybe they felt that such a simple question did not require the appearance of smarter ones, or because of other reasons.
What's the reason?
Anyway, this kind of problem is not important, especially to Li Shushi who is about to achieve his goal.
"Okay, now that we have reached a consensus on the above issues, then the way I propose to play is to use conditions that you can accept to enhance my or my men's strength, and whoever can give us more, the better.
, we will naturally be able to obtain more lollipops, and even if the content we obtain exceeds our expectations, we are willing to provide more lollipops in exchange. I wonder what you think of this proposal?"
Seeing this, Li Shushi finally put forward his idea, and I am afraid that such exchange conditions can only be applied to such a few lolita. After all, if it were replaced by Sister Xuanwu or even Suzaku Girl, Li Shushi would not dare to
So blatant.
Su Xiaoluoli, who was behind him, had to turn her body away, otherwise it would be difficult for her to ensure that she would not laugh out loud and disrupt Li Shushi's original plan.
As for Lai Ying'er, she didn't know what kind of expression she should show at this moment - logically, she should smile happily at being teased by Li Shushi like these lolita who had been pestering her for most of the morning.
It seemed like Su Xiaololi had changed her position and was lying in her arms.
But being kind-hearted, she really couldn't bear to see several lolita being teased by Li Shushi using lollipops, but she couldn't say it out loud. After all, Li Shushi did this to enhance her own strength, so that she could
Protect everyone and the fruits of their hard work over the years.
The most important thing is that the thinking circuits of these lolita in front of them are obviously different from ordinary people. Maybe the things they value are just passing clouds in their eyes, while the things they despise may be supreme treasures in their eyes.
.
After all, Lai Ying'er has been a top performer for many years. She knows very well that this kind of thing is not a fantasy. Even in places like Luoyang, where three religions and nine streams gather, similar things happen one after another, but the difference has never been as huge as it is now.
Maybe when she sympathized with them, they were laughing at her for not being able to distinguish the value of things.
Therefore, Lai Ying'er found that the only thing she could do was to lower her head and hug Su Xiaoluoli, who was buried in her body, enjoying the warm embrace that she had not felt for a long time, although it looked more like she was holding her
Su Xiaololi.
"Although I feel that this kind of competition is slightly beneficial to the cats over there, there is no absolute fairness in this world, and this kind of competition is already considered fair. I, Gaia, accept this challenge."
"I, Alaya, also accept the challenge."
"I, the white tiger cat, will definitely get extra lollipops, and the victory will definitely belong to the white tiger cat in the end!"
Huh? I always feel like I’ve heard some scary names. Is it an illusion?
PS: Everyone has guessed the true identities of Yaya Loli and Little A Loli very early, right?