"Excuse me..." It seemed that Turán remembered about Shime. Little Aloli, well, it would be more affectionate to call her by this name. Turán raised his hand like a good student and asked Li Shushi.
"Is there any problem with shime, little Adong shoes?"
"Since it is a game that determines the winner, I hope to know how the winner is judged. Although the conditions for victory and defeat were mentioned before, the conditions are too general and empty. At least in my opinion, there is a lack of a clearer one. "Goal" "Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster! The goal is not clear, we spent most of the day trying to get it right, which will dampen our enthusiasm. And our enthusiasm is dampened. It’s so powerful, hehe~ Even I can’t imagine what terrible consequences will happen.”
It's really a blatant act, but as little Aloli said, since zijiyijing has taken advantage, if ruguo makes the other party pay too much but doesn't get anything in return, or loses unwillingly, it's definitely his own fault. Seeking death.
"If you say that, maybe what I said just now is not clear enough. Let me clarify the victory conditions."
The three Lolita and Lolita nodded their little heads at the same time. Their serious looks were really cute.
I am not a lolicon, I am not a lolicon, I am not a lolicon, I am a lolicon, I am a lolicon...
The result of self-suggestion for most of the day was that Li Shushi had to turn his head away with a guilty conscience, and avoided the feared spiritual attack in a way that was close to self-destruction.
"I am the only judge of this competition, so it is naturally up to me to judge who will win in the end. And the only criterion for this judgment is how happy I am. And there are two ways to make me happy. : The first method is very simple. Naturally, it is to teach or give me things that you think nénggou can improve our strength. If ruguo likes me very much, I will naturally be very happy. The second method is a little more complicated, that is, to nénggou If we teach or give things that improve our strength to my subordinates, they will feel happy because of it, and I will naturally feel happy too."
"GǎnjiàoThe second method not only goes around in circles but also doesn't look very effective. Who would choose that method?"
Yaya Loli curled her lips at first, but then immediately looked at Li Shushi with interest. Apparently she realized that if she wanted to get the largest share of lollipops, she must "conquer" the "cunning" person in front of her. Judges.
"You can't say that~" Even if Yaya Loli is right, she must refute it. "Although the second method seems more troublesome, and even if it makes my subordinates happy, I will benefit directly, so Nénggou will not get too much happiness. But...!"
A slightly powerful twist in the tone made Yaya Loli, who was nodding her head happily, almost fall down.
"As the saying goes, Youdao is 'gathering sand to form a tower, and accumulating soil to form a mountain'. It is really good to be good to everyone. Although I nénggou get very little happiness from each of my subordinates. But if ruguo accumulates more, nénggou will exceed it."
It’s just the happiness I get from gaining something. So in the end, it’s up to you to decide how to make me get more happiness.”
Hum ~ perfect. This way, whether it is you, the generals or soldiers under you, you will gain a lot from reforming.
Li Shushi's head was almost raised to the sky. Perhaps this was not enough to reflect his happy mood at the moment, so a bunch of hair immediately stood up on the top of his head. Although there was no wind in the room, this bunch of hair was not.
The wind blows automatically. One moment it dances the "circle dance", and the next moment it dances the "figure eight dance". It's really unpleasant.
It's just that Li Shushi apparently forgot that shime is called "Extreme joy brings sorrow".
"Na na~ Xiao A, that human being said shime 'happy' for one moment, and shime 'happy' the next, and shime 'happy' again. With so many emotions, which one should we choose better? Between them
What’s the conversion rate to guānxi? That guy is too lazy. Not to mention Qingchu, he is truly an idiot, huh~"
I don’t want to be called an idiot like you, an idiot loli, for talking nonsense!
"Idiot Yaya, although there are some differences between the three words carefully, they still mean the same thing in general. Still not convinced? You clearly know that the other person is an idiot and you still argue with him. Don't you think you have become an idiot too?
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Although I know you, little Aloli, are explaining for me, I can’t help but shed tears because of Shime.
As for Su Xiaoluoli and Lai Ying'er behind them, at this moment, Zaoying could not help hugging each other and laughing non-stop. It was obvious that their heads were covered with black lines and their eyes were filled with tears, or Li Shushi was there to give them a good day.
Feeling.
And the white tiger meow who was supposed to be here...
White tiger meow, white tiger meow, white tiger meow? White tiger meow, where have you gone?
"hǎoxiàng As soon as you finished speaking, the cat yijing ran away somewhere, probably for preparation. Although I don't want to admit it, that cat is definitely the strongest one in this competition. So Ya
Ya, let’s join forces.”
Although Yaya Loli instinctively realized that there was some kind of trap hidden in little Aloli's proposal, it was just because what the other party said was true, the white tiger who was the main killer would not be of much help to the army, even if two people
Working together is a sure way to win.
So she tilted her head and thought cutely for three seconds, and Yaya Loli immediately made the decision to agree.
Regarding this decision, Li Shushi could only mourn Yaya Loli's future lollipops.
Because it can be seen from what happened a few days ago that Yaya Loli and Xiao Aluo shared the lollipops with Shihouruguo. It would be called Méiyou justice if Shihouguo did not suffer. The only difference was that Shihou Xiao Aluo shared the lollipops with her.
How is Li's mood? Will she let Yaya Loli off on a whim? Although the likelihood of this happening is so low that it makes people cry.
"So~! In order to defeat that terrible enemy, human beings, tell me what kind of wish you want to realize."
They secretly hid in a corner and discussed for a while. As usual, the two lolita came back to Li Shushi. Yaya Loli spoke first. The delicate face and tiger body shook and she loudly announced her conditions to Li Shushi.
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Hey hey hey, Yaya Loli, is it really okay for you to write this kind of unlimited check? Didn’t you see the little Aloli behind you couldn’t help but cover her face again? Or is it that Yaya Loli has more
The magical extra-dimensional pocket can transform a squadron of blue-skinned civet cats?
"This... Excuse me, Yaya Children's Shoes, is it okay if I make a shime request?"
"Please feel free to mention it. Anyway, we can just veto any request that is beyond our capabilities."
As expected, you are indeed v5874’s Yaya Loli, I kneel down here for you.
However, with tongguo’s answer, Li Shushi also understood that the Yaya Loli opposite was obviously not the kind of hopelessly stupid being, or as hǎoxiàng little Aloli said, Yaya Loli might look at her on weekdays.
hǎoxiàng looks very stupid, but when she encounters something that Ziji is interested in, Yaya Loli who is focused is not an opponent that can be easily dismissed.
"Do you want tongguo to fulfill my wishes so that I can get more happiness? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to meet my requirements and will reduce my happiness? If you come back a few more times, your opponent Bai Hu Miao will probably win without a fight.
Alright."
Although this kind of situation will never happen, Li Shushi doesn't mind using it here to scare two lolita.
"Don't be afraid. Because although you are a fool as a human being, you are not a stupid guy. So in order not to anger us, you can make Shime requests but cannot make Shime requests. Ziji has a certain judgment in his heart. As for the remaining requests. Even if it is true
There are kěnéngs that we cannot realize. But in comparison, nénggou should be able to realize the majority. And..."
It’s unscientific! Idiot Yaya Loli can actually show a weird smile. This is so unscientific!
"And after ruguo failed many times, turán succeeded, and the shime happiness he got should be more. Anyway, a greedy guy like you will definitely not let the game end early. In that case, except for the kitten, we will all suffer.
Well, I have lost to my little sister many times when playing games, so as long as I win once, I will be very, very, very happy!"
If ruguo didn't listen to the metaphor behind, he would have thought that Yaya Loli in front of Ziji had changed her persona. Such a calm analysis was completely incompatible with Yaya Loli's usual style. However, Li Shushi was surprised to hear the explanation behind it.
There's a sense of relief
gǎnjiào, especially the word "very" that was used three times. Yaya Loli, how much resentment do you have to be so happy just because you beat little Aloli once? No, I should say how much resentment do you have, little Aloli?
Cruelly bully your sister into being like that.
But Yaya Loli's trusting gaze made Li Shushi feel embarrassed.
ruguo As far as personal wishes are concerned, Li Shushi really has a lot of wishes that he wants to realize, but Yaya Loli Ziji also said that Li Shushi needs to filter out the things that Ziji thinks cannot be realized first, but in this way
Don't know the opponent
The wishes made based on the bottom line become a bit like luck. If the opponent is a little shameless, such as the little Aloli behind Yaya Loli, the level of wishes realized by nàme Li Shushi will be compressed to a very low level.
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Ruguo situation has become like this, then I am afraid that Li Shushi will stupidly say the famous line of thanks after being sold by two lolita. Even if Li Shushi has not really participated in similar negotiations, just think about those bargaining
The techniques of the masters are basically nénggoumingbái, and the difference between bijing and bijing is not that far apart.
"Although I say that, you might as well give me some benefits first, so that I can gain something. Even if all my wishes are rejected by you in the end, you won't lose too badly, just watch the lollipops.
They were all driven away by that white tiger."
Li Shuzhen may only have the powerful tool of lollipops at his disposal now, but Yaya Loli, who looks confident and doesn't look like an ordinary fool at all, and Xiao Ah, who is usually very smart, may be even more so now.
Loli, Li Shushi suddenly felt that even if he had an ace in his hand, he would be no match for these two loli.
Even though the other person is a lolita, she has been around for a long time and has accumulated wisdom for a long time.
Just behind him was Su Xiaoluoli, who still giggled from time to time.
Humph! Your husband was bullied by two lolita, Su Xiaololi, and you didn’t help. It’s really disappointing to your husband!
Are you angry now? Don’t worry, I won’t let you talk so much that you don’t even have to wear any clothes.
I always feel that there is a subtle malice in this answer, and your husband is not the kind of bad gambler who doesn't want to come out after entering the casino! Even if he likes to make small bets on weekdays, he can't do that! Could it be?
Su Xiaololi, haven't you heard that "Small gambling makes you happy, but big gambling hurts your body." This is completely a way to cultivate your husband's sentiments.
Anyone who says this will lose in the end and be left with nothing but a piece of rag.
Well, although Su Xiaololi has the financial power of the family, so this kind of thing is absolutely impossible to happen, but Li Shushi still wants to orz, it is really heartbreaking for bijing to be despised by his own lolita for Ziji's integrity.
And here, Li Shushi's "evil intentions" naturally could not escape the eyes of Yaya Loli, who was becoming serious in Yijin. However, just when Yaya Loli planned to stick to her principles and not give up, the little Loli behind her took the lead.
Got it.
"I want to win that cat for nénggou. And you, a human, are quite pleasing to the eye. Let's give him preferential treatment."
But little Aloli, can you say this without squinting your eyes and looking like "I just have sex"?
I have to say that Yaya Loli and little Aloli are indeed two sisters. Yaya Loli, who originally wanted to say shime, stopped saying shime when she heard little Aloli’s speech, and instead looked at her with a smile.
Looking at Li Shushi, that expression is completely the same as Li Shushi's original "salesman expression". I always feel that if you follow the two sisters, you will definitely be cheated!
"Don't worry. It must be a very good thing~ Well, it will definitely make you happy."
Little Aloli, the more you say this, the more I feel something is wrong.
Li Shuzhen now wanted to take back what Ziji just said, but the two lolita obviously wouldn't let him go so easily.
"Or are you saying you look down on us two sisters, or are you saying what you just said was just to tease us?"
The two lolita looked at Li Shushi with a look like "Xiao A/Yaya is very angry. The consequences will be very serious", but the way behind Li Shushi was blocked by Su Xiaololi and Lai Ying'er who was being led by Su Xiaololi.
A strict one.
Sure enough, these days we are not afraid of amazing opponents, we are afraid of those who betray our teammates~
"Since you two are so kind, I will repay you with my highest expectations."
Things like xx are like rice. Since yijing is inevitable, take the initiative to enjoy it.
Although it is actually not bad if ruguo is the two lolita in front of me, it just makes people feel a little guilty.
Well, I'm not a lolicon, I'm not a lolicon, I'm a lolicon, I'm a lolicon...
It would be better for me to go find the police uncle and surrender, so as to save the country from wasting peanuts on me in the future.
"How about I give you some shime? By the way, the ghost invented by you and your wife seems to be very interesting. Yaya and I have also studied it before. It is really an amazing creation. So, what you have now
That ghost has limited strength, why don't I give you one?
How about a more powerful ghost? Although it is not as good as that cat, it is very impressive for ordinary humans. Although there is no record of her here, she is a very famous hero in her area.
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"I can do that too. I can also give you a ghost. It will definitely be much better than the one you are using now~"
New ghosts? Let's not talk about whether he, a mere mortal, can afford to support multiple ghosts. Even if this question is mine, the answer to the question can be found by feeling the slightly strange aura of Su Xiaololi behind him.
Speaking of which, the relationship between Nero-chan and Su Xiaololi has become a little weird. If there are a few more... Li Shushi really can't imagine what will happen to Ziji. Anyway, all he can think about is capsized~Chaitao
La~ What a great ship, it’s Shime’s.
Su Xiaololi, who exuded a feeling of loneliness and loneliness, looked at the familiar face in her arms with a strange tenderness, sitting on a luxurious and beautiful yacht, drifting to the distant place with the water waves...
No, absolutely don't want this ending.
Li Shushi said that Ziji’s goal is to make everyone who loves Ziji be happy and a great man!
"Well... I'm very grateful for such a generous gift, but I'm afraid I won't be able to afford the consumption of three ghosts because of my mediocre qualifications. If Shihouruguo encounters a situation that everyone doesn't want to see, it won't be good."
Although Yaya Loli said "I really want to see that kind of happy situation" when she heard Li Shushi's words and planned to express Ziji's thoughts, she was caught by the quick-eyed little Aloli and asked Li Shushi to
I felt very relieved.
It's just that his words are not just excuses. In fact, in Su Xiaoluoli's words, his qualifications are really bad.
Su Xiaololi once said at the beginning that the quality of a person's qualifications can basically be judged by the number of mp crystals made from the mp extracted from the person. Because there are restrictions on the size and purity of mp crystals made from mp, so
Want tongguo to drink nénggou’s mysterious water to restore MP or
It is impossible for the mysterious wine to restore MP and create more MP crystals in a short time. The reason is that the purity of MP recovered by tongguo's method cannot meet the standard. Of course, it is unrealistic to rely on the recovery ability of one's own body to accumulate MP.
Yes, because once MP leaves the human body, it will continue to lose the magic power contained in it.
There is only one way to break through this limitation, and that is to use the recovery ability of the Noble Phantasm "Taiping Yashu". The ability of the Bijing Noble Phantasm is naturally not the same as that of ordinary recovery items, but it is precisely this characteristic that is used
, Li Shushi can barely reach the average level of three mp crystals by fighting against the five scum.
As for Su Xiaoluoli, six or seven is not the limit, Li Shushi can only look up to her.
However, the clever Su Xiaololi still found a new way to come up with a clever way to increase MP crystals, that is, to extract the MPs of multiple people at the same time, and then mix them together to create a much larger number of MP crystals than a single person.
It's just that Li Shushi yijing felt the scary side of this method firsthand, that is because the body will naturally produce a rejection reaction after other people's energy is implanted in the body. It was just mixed with Su Xiaololi and Ziji's mp.
The mp crystal made Li Shushi extremely painful when implanting and using the shihou. I heard from Su Xiaoluoli that the more complex the power components mixed in the mp crystal, the more julière the rejection reaction caused by the shihou used.
So unless you are the kind of hard-working kid who wants revenge but is limited by his own strength and is not even as good as the five scum, it is better not to resort to this method of self-mutilation, just like a certain Dayan who just blames all the mistakes on Shichen.
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"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I can help customers optimize and upgrade for free~ Let you control the seven ghosts easily and effortlessly."
Hey, hey, hey, what is this unreliable after-sales service promised to make customers make up their minds? Could it be that little Aloli, your hidden identity is actually a profiteer secretly?
Feeling the increasingly obvious coldness behind her, and seeing the little Aloli in front of her who was pressing closer but smiling so hard that it was irresistible, Li Shushi said that indeed today was Ziji's "Good Friday".