"As long as you are willing to join the track and field team, I will give you the highest score."
"..."
"As long as you are willing to join the track and field team, I can help you apply for some privileges from the school."
"..."
"I can see that you care about Ye Yurong very much. If you are willing to come to the track and field team, I can help you match up. You must know that classmate Yurong is a flower of Yan University! There are not ten thousand boys pursuing her.
It’s already 8,000. Although she is studying in the art department, she is also a long-distance runner on the track and field team. I can arrange for you two to train alone.” When all the conditions of the shameless teacher Chu failed to impress Ye Qingchen, he moved out of his
Killer weapon.
When a shameless person says something shameless, another shameless person will naturally stop.
"The conditions mentioned by the teacher are indeed very tempting! But unfortunately, I already have a girlfriend. So I advise the teacher not to waste his efforts. Even if you bring down the Jade Emperor from heaven to earth, I will not join the track and field team.
Yes! Please don't follow me anymore, teacher." Ye Qingchen wanted to come up with an excuse to fill in the fact that he stayed up last night when he wanted to exercise. But he didn't expect anything, and he was annoyed by a teacher who was engaged in physical education.
Now. Young people are a little angry, and their voices have become louder unconsciously.
After saying that, Ye Qingchen left quickly, leaving a somewhat baffled Teacher Chu standing alone in the middle of the playground.
"Hey! Weird things happen every year, and today is the weirdest. It's the first time that a student refuses to join the school team! I'm not giving you poison or intoxicating soup, so why are you so fierce at me? I'm really
I don’t believe it. I, Chu Liang, still insist on getting you into the track and field team. Department of Finance, Class 1, Class 3, Ye Qingchen! Hehe!” If anyone saw Chu Liang’s expression now, they would definitely say
This teacher is evil!
After Ye Qingchen returned to the dormitory, he kicked open the dormitory door and shouted: "Why, I'm not in the dormitory, so you guys are lazy and don't go to exercise!"
In the past, Shi Meng and the others would definitely take action together. But today, they were all as dead as pigs, unable to move. Ye Qingchen walked to Zhang Hao's bed, and before he could say anything, he felt a strong
The smell of alcohol hits your nose. It seems like these guys drank a lot last night!
Forget it, let’s not call them. It’s a day off anyway, so let them have a good sleep! As soon as Ye Qingchen lay on his bed, ready to go back to sleep, his cell phone rang.
Seeing that the call was from Jiang Xiaoyu, Ye Qingchen quickly answered it. And the moment he answered it, he thought of a clever plan.
"Qingchen, where are you? Why didn't you go back to the dormitory all night?" Jiang Xiaoyu's anxious and caring words came from the phone.
"Where am I? I'm in the dormitory!" Ye Qingchen spoke very vaguely, as if he hadn't woken up. It was obvious that Ye Qingchen, the bad bird, was pretending to be a grandson.
"Nonsense, I didn't go to bed until 12 o'clock last night. You hadn't gone back to the dormitory at that time. Besides, the dormitory door was sealed at 10 o'clock, how did you get in?" Jiang Xiaoyu was very clever in exposing Ye Qingchen's lies.
However, Ye Qingchen had reached a certain level of shamelessness. He said without blushing, "Xiaoyu, you also know that my kung fu is very powerful. Besides, my dormitory is on the first floor, and the gatekeeper won't open the door for me.
.Can’t I just open the window and go in by myself? You underestimate me too much!”
"Oh? Are you telling the truth?" Jiang Xiaoyu said dubiously.
"Really, more real than real money and silver!" Ye Qingchen's tone was very sincere.
"Okay, I believe you!" The kind-hearted classmate Jiang Xiaoyu was deceived by Comrade Big Bad Wolf.
After hanging up the phone, Ye Qingchen quickly dug out all the text messages and looked at the time of the last one. 12:15, OK. Then he opened a window in the dormitory to make it look like he was entering through the window. This
Ye Qingchen suddenly became more confident. He believed that what happened last night without going to bed would be like a pebble thrown into the sea, sinking without a trace.
In order not to be harassed by others, Ye Qingchen turned off his mobile phone again. This kind of sleep must be slept until he wakes up naturally to be the most comfortable.
Unknowingly, it was already three o'clock in the morning. Why did the warm sunshine shine through the window into dormitory 106 and shine on the four animals?
Shi Meng was the first to wake up. Since his bed faced the window, the dazzling sunlight made him dare not fully open his sleepy eyes, so he could only half-squint to adapt to the surrounding light.
After a moment, Shi Meng completely adapted. He stood up and sat on the bed, thinking back to the madness last night. At first, only Ye Tiannan and the six of them were eating, and they didn't drink much. But then a group of people came and listened.
Ding Dong called that man Geng Jianguo. The brothers brought by this guy were really good at drinking. The last meal lasted until after 9 o'clock. Except for the two girls Ding Dong and Jiang Xiaoyu, all the boys drank a lot.
of wine.
Shi Meng shook his head. He still felt that his head was in a daze. The only thing he remembered was that the three of them worked together to send a text message to Ye Qingchen. Shi Meng could not remember anything else after that.
.
After reminiscing, Shi Meng looked around and was shocked to find Ye Qingchen lying on the bed and soundly asleep.
Confused! Really confused! Shi Meng had no idea when Ye Qingchen came back. He quickly got up and pushed Zhang Hao. However, Zhang Hao was sleeping very deeply. Shi Meng even slapped him twice.
He didn't even wake up. This kind of person is best suited to guard the cemetery. He sleeps like a dead person.
Shi Meng came to Liu Huadong's bed again, pushed him and said, "Dongzi! Dongzi! Get up quickly. The sun is shining on your butt."
Shi Meng's answer was loud snoring.
Just when Shi Meng was about to slap Liu Huadong twice, Liu Huadong suddenly opened his mouth and said, "I want to eat pig's trotters!"
Immediately afterwards, Liu Huadong hugged Shi Meng's outstretched hand, took a bite and said with relish: "It's so delicious!"
Shi Meng's eyes widened at first, like bells, then he slapped Liu Huadong's head off, biting his hand, and finally yelled - Ah!!!!
The pain that spread from Shi Meng's hand into his body seemed to have found an outlet. All of it disappeared into the air with Shi Meng's roar and disappeared without a trace.
After roaring for nearly 20 seconds, Shi Meng felt dizzy for a while, probably due to lack of oxygen. Then he stopped roaring.
Due to the immense power of Shi Meng's roar, the other three animals in the dormitory woke up at the same time. The most pitiful one was Shuye Qingchen. He wanted to sleep until he woke up naturally, but God refused to let him wake up naturally, and he was still there.
Waking up while having an erotic dream is simply one of the great regrets in life.
Ye Qingchen's expression was just a frown with a regretful expression on his face, which was considered a relatively gentle way of expression.
Zhang Hao, on the other hand, was not as gentle as Ye Qingchen. With his eyes closed, he took out three pairs of unwashed stinky socks from under the pillow, rubbed them into a ball, and fiercely threw them at Shi Meng. At the same time, he cursed: "Mengzi,
If you want to get fucked, just say so, there's no need to act in such an extreme way."
When Shi Meng heard Zhang Hao's words, he turned his head, and the smelly, dirty, and bright socks were directly stuck on his face. Before he could react, he felt his body light up and rushed forward.
go.
Liu Huadong was even more cunning. The moment Shi Meng turned around, he stretched out his foot to kick Shi Meng's butt. Therefore, it was the result of Shi Meng's forward attack.
Thanks to Ye Qingchen's teachings, Shi Meng is now very flexible. While rushing forward, he put his hands on the ground, turned his body, and stood on the ground easily. Then he touched his nose: "Humph!"
Although Ye Qingchen didn't open his eyes to see it, he could feel it with his spiritual consciousness. He turned over and turned his back to Shi Meng, with a smile on his lips. This was Ye Qingchen's affirmation of Shi Meng's strength.
"Hey, do you two know when Yezi came back?" Shi Meng asked directly.
"Huh?" After hearing Shi Meng's words, Zhang Hao and Liu Huadong stood up at the same time and looked at Ye Qingchen's bed. Zhang Hao said confused: "We all slept together. I woke up later than you. Why?"
You will know when Yezi will come back!"
"Yes! If it weren't for your roar just now, I would still be playing games with Duke Zhou's daughter!" Liu Huadong also said that he didn't know.
"This is weird! How could I not wake up when I came back at night?" Shi Meng thought that he was a very light sleeper and would wake up whenever there was any movement.
"Damn, you were so drunk last night that you didn't even know what was going on. Even if the night came with drums and drums, you might not be able to wake up." Zhang Hao said without exaggeration.
"Well, it's very possible! The three of us were really drunk last night." Shi Meng surprisingly did not take Zhang Hao seriously.
"What's more, you two act as if you have never eaten or drank in your life. You are simply more ferocious than starving ghosts." Liu Huadong said.
"By the way, do you think Yezi came back this morning or last night?" Shi Meng was still worried that Ye Qingchen would die miserably.
"This question is worth thinking about. According to my estimation, Yezi must have come back this morning. Think about it, the dormitory building is closed at 10 o'clock, and the gatekeeper is so fucked up, how could he let Yezi in! Unless Yezi used it
Eighteen thousand dollars to bribe that damn old man. Otherwise it would be impossible!" Zhang Hao analyzed.
"I feel that Yezi probably came back last night." Liu Huadong pointed to the open window and said, "You still remember the windows? Yesterday before we went to Guofu Xiangyuan, I remembered that I closed all the windows.
.And after we came back last night, we went straight to bed and went to sleep without touching the window at all. So the window should have been closed, but now it is open, which means that Yezi must have come in after opening the window.
.”
"Damn it, can't you come in through the window during the day?" Zhang Hao said unconvinced.
"It's broad daylight. The gatekeeper has already opened the door to the building. As for Yezi, why bother to open the window and come in again? He won't come in directly through the door of the building!" Liu Huadong glanced at Zhang Hao with disdain.
This question is so childish and simply insults your IQ.