What Ye Qingchen needs is the current situation. The more Zhang Hao and Liu Huadong quarrel, the easier it will be for them to pretend to be real. If he really told Jiang Xiaoyu that he and Yao Lin went to have fun under the moon, Jiang Xiaoyu would probably
She will definitely burst into tears. Ye Qingchen really can't do such a heartbreaking thing. And Ye Qingchen himself is very shameless and thinks that doing so is actually a white lie.
If God really existed, he would definitely strike down with a thunder without hesitation and burn Ye Qingchen to a crisp. Let's see if he still dares to pretend.
Just when Zhang Hao and Liu Huadong were quarreling about Ye Qingchen, the door to the bedroom was brutally kicked open.
Bang! Shi Meng and the three of them were all frightened.
The only person who dared to do this was Ding Dong. The moment Ding Dong stepped into the door of dormitory 106, Shi Meng jumped back to his bed in an extremely graceful arc and covered himself with a quilt.
It's very tight, for fear of exposing his guy who will get a morning erection.
Zhang Hao and Liu Huadong did the same. They immediately lay on the bed, covered their lower bodies tightly, and then pretended to sleep.
Huh~huh~huh~
The dormitory suddenly started snoring. Standing at the door, Ding Dong had a very sinister smile on his face. She clearly heard the quarrel in the dormitory at the door, but it became so quiet in an instant. It must be Shi Meng and the others who were afraid.
She deliberately pretended to be asleep.
In this case, Ding Dong followed the public opinion and walked directly towards Ye Qingchen's bed.
Shi Meng and the three of them all knew that the person who kicked the door was Ding Dong, so how could Ye Qingchen not know about it! But he had long been prepared to deal with Ding Dong. If she was unkind, don't blame Ye Qingchen for being unjust.
Ye Qingchen is much better at pretending to sleep than Shi Meng and the other three. Because he can adjust his breathing rhythm at any time. Human breathing rhythm is very slow during sleep. Ye Qingchen is ready and waiting for Ding Dong to lift his
Quilt.
Ding Dong walked to Ye Qingchen's bed and did not open his quilt directly. Instead, he straightened his body sleeping on his side, and then looked at Ye Qingchen's face carefully.
After staring for a long time, Ye Qingchen really couldn't figure out what this Ding Dong was going to do. Could it be that she saw that she was pretending to sleep? This was impossible! She had already adjusted her breathing rate to the speed of sleep, so what was she thinking?
What?
Just when Ye Qingchen was thinking about what Ding Dong was thinking, Ding Dong finally spoke.
"The more I look at it, the more it looks like a big pig head!" Ding Dong gurgled.
Heaven! Earth! What kind of woman is this? Ye Qingchen suppressed the turmoil in his heart. He would not play like this.
Ye Qingchen could hold it back, but that didn't mean Shi Meng and the others could hold it back too! The uncontrollable laughter sounded continuously, but those three animals were not ordinary people. Each of them used their own unique way to bend the last sound.
, making a sound like a long snoring, which is really admirable.
Suddenly, Ding Dong looked ferocious, stretched out his hand to grab the quilt covering Ye Qingchen, and shouted: "You bastard, I almost embarrassed my aunt yesterday. I'm going to kill you..."
But before Ding Dong finished speaking, she was dumbfounded. Something unexpected happened. Ye Qingchen turned out to be naked, with not a single thing hanging on his body. The dragon head was lying between his legs, sleeping.
Same thing.
Ding Dong's brain short-circuited. But she didn't scream like other women. After being stunned for a moment, Ding Dong quickly covered Ye Qingchen with the quilt again. Looking back, he saw that fortunately the other three animals were pretending to sleep.
, not realizing what happened just now, Ding Dong patted his chest and tried to relax himself.
This is the first time Ding Dong has seen a man's naked body. Although Ye Qingchen's muscles are not explosive, they are very strong and make people look strong. Coupled with his wheat-colored skin, it is enough to criticize Ding.
My mind is pounding.
The picture kept repeating in Ding Dong's mind, making her very calm. The face that had never been red by a man finally said goodbye to it for the first time, and a hint of pink appeared in her face.
Ye Qingchen's nakedness completely disrupted Ding Dong's revenge plan. She didn't even know what she should do now, her heart was in a mess, as if there were countless deer jumping around.
Blushing and heartbeat are expressions of affection. Although Ding Dong has never been with a partner herself, she has many friends who have been with someone. So she is still very clear about the feeling of affection. But she can think about this issue subjectively.
It still shows that she is relatively rational.
Pooh!
Ding Dong is indeed a fighter among women. After firming his stance, he unexpectedly kicked Ye Qingchen. The direction of the kick was exactly where Ye Qingchen's head was.
In order not to show off his flaws, Ye Qingchen endured the pain of convulsions and remained silent.
Naturally, Ding Dong's kick to Ye Qingchen would not be as ruthless as Lin Sen's kick. She only used a little strength, but it was enough to cause Ye Qingchen pain for a while.
After kicking him, Ding Dong ran away without stopping. Because she was really afraid of seeing Ye Qingchen wake up, otherwise her little head would be filled with unsightly imaginary images.
The moment Ding Dong left the dormitory, Ye Qingchen sat up suddenly. He covered his faucet with both hands with a very painful expression. This girl is really not an ordinary person. She kicked him before leaving, which is really poisonous.
!If anyone really offends this aunt, that person will definitely die miserably!
The three animals pretending to be sleeping had no idea what had just happened. Looking at Ye Qingchen's painful expression, Shi Meng asked: "Yezi, what's wrong?"
Naturally, Ye Qingchen would not stupidly tell anyone what happened just now. He could only say in pain: "Backache, leg cramps!"
Zhang Hao asked in confusion: "You have leg cramps, what are you doing holding your hands?"
"My third leg is cramped!" Ye Qingchen gasped and said
Ye Qingchen's words made the three animals laugh and shed tears.
Liu Huadong said with great admiration: "Ye Zi, you can sleep until your third leg cramps. You are probably the first person in ancient and modern times at home and abroad. You are so awesome! I admire you to death."
"Get out!" Ye Qingchen cursed after the pain was relieved.
While joking, Shi Meng still didn't forget to ask what happened just now: "Ye Zi, what did Ding Dong do to you just now? Why do I feel that she is a little weird today? She was played very badly by you yesterday, according to her
Her character will definitely not let you go so easily! Did you do anything to her? Hurry up and do it real, so as not to suffer the physical pain."
"I'm crying your head off. I've been sleeping and I didn't even know Ding Dong was here! Has she been here?" Ye Qingchen started pretending to be crazy again, and it seemed that this trick had failed every time.
"What should I know?" Ye Qingchen asked very smartly.
When Ye Qingchen lied, his expressions were very similar, and he deceived Shi Meng and the other three.
"If this is really the case, then Ding Dong must have had something unexpected happen before he left in a hurry." Liu Huadong thought as he held his chin with one hand.
"Could it be that her aunt is here?" Ye Qingchen asked.
"Damn, we thought you were a gentleman in dormitory 106. I didn't know until today that you were hiding very deep!" Zhang Hao laughed.
"Actually, I don't quite agree with Haozi's statement, but I can't think of a better way to say it, so Yezi, I can only stand by Haozi's side." Shi Meng said with a smile.
Half of the day was wasted by four animals. Then the four animals got up, folded their quilts, washed their faces, brushed their teeth, and ran to the school cafeteria.
On the way to the canteen, Ye Qingchen turned on the phone and called Jiang Xiaoyu and asked her to meet in the canteen.
Jiang Xiaoyu took Ding Dong to the canteen. Unexpectedly, nothing happened when Ding Dong met Ye Qingchen. Instead, Ding Dong always blushed and avoided Ye Qingchen. This made Shi Meng and the other four really big.
Surprisingly, looking at Ding Dong’s appearance, Ye Qingchen really guessed it right! Her aunt is here!
Jiang Xiaoyu was not a fool, and he also saw that Ding Dong today was very different from before, and asked jokingly: "Ding Dong, why are you so honest today? This is not like you at all!"
"That's right! That's right!" Shi Meng and the other three said in a arrogant tone.
"Go away!" Ding Dong was a little shy towards Ye Qingchen, but he was not afraid of Shi Meng's three animals at all: "My aunt likes to pretend to be a lady, what are you doing?"
"Well, this looks like the Ding Dong I know." Jiang Xiaoyu smiled.
"Xiaoyu, you dare to laugh at me! See if I don't tickle you!" After saying that, Ding Dong stretched out his hands and rushed toward Jiang Xiaoyu.
These two beautiful girls always turn heads no matter what they do. Some boys actually knocked down the wall just because they saw Ding Dong and Jiang Xiaoyu playing around. It looked so embarrassing!
When Ye Qingchen and the six of them were eating in the cafeteria, something happened that no one expected. Liu Ying and her classmates were surrounded by a group of gangsters on their way back from shopping in the mall. She led the gangsters
The gangster is the fake Jiang Xiaoyu who was slapped by Liu Ying.
Liu Ying understood everything when she saw the fake Jiang Xiaoyu. She said to the fake Jiang Xiaoyu: "I was the one who slapped you that day, and it has nothing to do with my classmates. Let them go!"
"I never wanted to do anything to others! I came here today just to fix you!" Fake Jiang Xiaoyu waved to let Liu Ying's classmates leave, and then surrounded Liu Ying in the middle.
Liu Ying knew that the fake Jiang Xiaoyu must be an old man with bad intentions. She put her bag and newly bought clothes on the ground and scanned the surroundings with a vigilant look.
"You're scared!" Fake Jiang Xiaoyu said angrily: "The shame you gave me that day, I will return it to you today with interest! Let you taste the feeling of being humiliated."
"Beat her!" At the fake Jiang Xiaoyu's command, the gangsters waved their hands and hit Liu Ying at the same time. However, it can be seen from the eyes of the gangsters that their beating was fake, and the molestation of Liu Ying was real.
But everyone underestimated Liu Ying. She had learned Wing Chun from a master, and she was also focused on practical combat, so several hooligans were already beaten by her before they even touched her body.