"Li Erdan, why are you still writing ink? Dinner will be served soon. If you don't want to eat, Erhan and I won't be polite." Xie Laojie urged anxiously.
Hearing Xie Laoji's urging, Li Erdan had a smirk on his face and replied softly.
"I'm washing two green vegetables. I'll be here soon. Uncle Lao, you and Erhan can eat first."
At this moment, there were several pieces of tofu in front of Li Erdan. He cut the tofu into pieces with a knife. Looking at Li Erdan with a smirk on his face, he picked up a jar of honey and poured the orange-yellow honey on the tofu.
Use a small brush to scrub evenly.
"Hehe! Tofu is added with honey and 60% soju. I will add some ginseng slices and radish for you later. Thanks to Laojie and Wang Erhan, I want you two to have a good time tonight."
Just as Li Erdan was preparing a big meal for Xie Laoji and Wang Erhan, Xie Laoji and Wang Erhan in the room had already boiled the water in the hot pot with a gas tank. As soon as the fresh mutton slices entered the pot
, an alluring aroma suddenly emitted.
"Come on, Xie Laoji, hurry up and fill up the wine. Let's have a drink together." Wang Erhan said with saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth.
"Erhan, come on, brother, let me toast you. If it weren't for you today, how would I be able to eat such delicious hot pot? Erhan, brother, I'm convinced. Who doesn't know that Li Erdan is a bastard?
, how are you now? I’ve been treated docilely by you." Xie Laoji also said with excitement. Listen.
Upon receiving Xie Laoji's compliment, Wang Erhan took a sip of the wine, curled his lips and snorted.
"Tch! That little furry boy Li Erdan dares to play rough with me even before his hair has even grown. When I was in prison, he was still wearing open-crotch pants, and his little brat is showing off to me. Now, now
No matter what, you still treat your brother and me as your ancestors and provide me with good wine and meat." "
Brother Erhan is so right. If you, a little brat like Li Erdan, fights against Brother Erhan, even ten Li Erdan can't stand up to you, Brother Erhan." Xie Laoji said complimenting again. "
Why are you talking so much nonsense? Let's continue drinking and eating meat without mentioning that little brat." Wang Erhan said impatiently. "
"Brother Erhan, let me remind you, I always feel that this Li Erdan has no good intentions. If you live and eat at their house every day from now on, you should be careful about this kid." Xie Laojie reminded him in a low voice.
"Bah! I don't believe that Li Erdan dares to do anything to me. He still has the guts to kill me with rat poison. I tell you to thank Laojie. Now this kid Li Erdan wants money.
If he wants to have status and a bright future, what he dares to do to me, you Xie Laojie will never understand. This is what I call him, barefoot and not afraid of wearing boots." After Wang Erhan said proudly, he suddenly
Drink the wine in one gulp."
You old man, please give me your brother." Duan
Li Erdan, who was holding a plate of green vegetables, stood outside the door and heard the conversation between the two people clearly, and couldn't help but have a smirk on his face. The two
Old guy, let me see how you cry.
"The vegetables are here." Li Erdan deliberately made a long sound and walked into the room dragging a plate of vegetables in his hand. "
Come on, Erdan, you bought mutton, it’s so delicious, come here and have a bite.” Xie Laoji said.
"Come on Erdan, I'll give you a full glass of wine." Wang Erhan said. Li
Erdan didn't want to be polite to the two of them. He found a place to sit down and started to exchange glasses with the two of them.
After the meal, the three of them were talking and laughing. They thought they were good friends for many years. "
Ouch! Why does my stomach hurt so much? If it doesn’t work, I’ll go to the latrine.” Xie Laojie’s face was flushed, and a painful expression suddenly appeared on his face.
"Xie Laoji, you old thing, you just can't put two ounces of oil in your dog's belly, and you will have diarrhea after eating some good food." Wang Erhan, who was a little drunk, laughed.
Has the medicine taken effect? Looking at Xie Laojie with a painful expression, the smile on Li Erdan's face became even stronger.
"Come on Brother Erhan, let me toast you. Don't worry about this guy Xie Laoji."
Seeing Li Erdan being so respectful to him, Wang Erhan's face suddenly showed an extremely proud smile.
"I said, Erdan, you brat, if you had been so respectful to your Erhan brother, I am not an unreasonable person, Erhan brother. Maybe one day I will be happy and stop holding you accountable." Wang Erhan.
After he finished speaking proudly, he picked up the wine glass in front of him. Just as he was about to drink, he suddenly frowned. "
Oops! No, my stomach hurts a little too. If it doesn’t work anymore, I’ll light up the hut too.”
After Wang Erhan finished speaking, he hugged his belly and ran out.
After a full ten minutes, Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan walked into the room, supporting each other. "
Li Erdan, you little bastard is so insidious, you fucking drugged me." Wang Erhan howled angrily as soon as he entered the room.
It turned out that the two of them were squatting in the hut and felt that something was fishy, especially Xie Laojie. When he saw that Wang Erhan was suffering from diarrhea like himself, he immediately suspected that Li Erdan had drugged him. "
Humph! Is Li Erdan's food so easy to eat?" Li Erdan sneered, picked up the wine glass and took a sip."
You, you..." Li Erdan directly admitted that he had drugged himself, and both of them turned pale with fright.
"Don't be afraid, you two won't die, but it will be fine if you go to the latrine a few more times." Li Erdan said with a smirk on his face. "
Li Erdan, you little bastard is too insidious." Mr. Xie howled angrily. "
Wait, you two, stop talking, one, two, three." Li
Erdan suddenly checked the number, and Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan were stunned. "
Four, five, hey! You two, don’t blame me for not reminding you two, you two might have shit your pants if you don’t go to the latrine.” After Li Erdan said this, he laughed wildly.
"Ouch! Ouch, I can't do it anymore." As soon as Li Erdan finished speaking, Mr. Xie ran out.
As soon as Lao Xi took two steps, Wang Erhan, like Xie Lao Xi, turned around and ran away, clutching his stomach.
An hour later, Li Erdan sat cross-legged on the head of the kang, looking playfully at Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan in front of him.
Both Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan were stunned. After two hours of tossing, their intestines were about to be pulled out. Their faces were as pale as paper, their bodies were soaked with sweat, and they looked exhausted. They looked at Li Er with hatred.
Egg."
Wang Erhan, Xie Laoji, how does it taste?" Li Erdan said with a smile.
"Li Erdan, you little bastard, how dare you drug me. From today on, I won't leave either. I will be the ancestor of your family just like Wang Erhan." Mr. Xie howled feebly.
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"Li Erdan, you little bastard, how dare you cheat me like this? Remember, I, Wang Erdan, will stay in your house for the rest of my life. If you have the guts, give me laxatives every day. I am
If he dies, he will die in your house, Li Erdan, and he will not let you go even if he is a ghost." Wang Erhan howled.
"Ouch! You two old guys are so shameless. I, Li Erdan, am not short of food for two livestock. As long as you dare to stay in my house, I, Li Erdan, can afford to provide for you.
, But don’t regret it, you two, it’s easy to live in my house but hard to get out." Li Erdan said with a smirk on his face.
Seeing Li Erdan's smile, Wang Erhan and Xie Laochao shuddered, looked at each other, and finally said through gritted teeth. "
Li Erdan, you don’t have to scare us two, if we both die, we will die in your house."