Seeing that Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan were staying at home and refused to leave, Li Erdan also stopped them and talked to them. Anyway, they were both exhausted and could not cause any trouble.
After leaving home, Li Erdan went straight to the back mountain. As soon as he arrived at the back mountain, Li Erdan's parents immediately came to greet him. "
Erdan, did you do anything to that guy Wang Erhan?" Yang Cuihua asked with a worried look on her face.
"Mom and dad, don't worry. I gave these two people some laxatives. These two scoundrels have collapsed from diarrhea now." Li Erdan told his parents about Xie Laohao and Wang Erhan with excitement on his face.
A miserable look."
You damn kid, why do you have so many evil ideas? Nothing will happen, right?" Yang Cuihua said with a smile. "
That's right, Erdan, you can't give laxatives to such scoundrels every day. If not, let's discuss it, give them less money, and send them away," Li Baoku said. "
Okay, mom and dad, you can rest quickly. You don’t need to worry about this matter. I promise, these two scoundrels will run out of our house on their own initiative tomorrow morning and they will never dare to come to our house again." Li Erdan
Said with a confident face.
After taking care of his parents, he saw that both of them were resting in their room. Li Erdan walked into the mountains and whistled.
In a short space of time, two hamsters, Da Mao and Er Mao, appeared in front of Li Erdan.
"What orders does the commander have? Da Mao and Er Mao are always ready to serve the commander."
"You two, immediately notify the Snake King in the mountains and ask him to summon all the brothers. I want to give them a task." Li Erdan ordered.
"Commander, what kind of mission? Why did you give the mission to those snakes? Why not give it to our hamster brothers? Our hamster army is always ready to serve you, Commander."
Looking at Da Mao, Er Mao and Li Erdan who were so energetic and held their heads high, Li Erdan smiled slightly.
"I know that your army of hamsters is loyal, but you are not suitable for this mission. Go find the Snake King quickly."
Da Mao and Er Mao left, and an extremely sinister smile appeared on Li Erdan's face. Li Erdan
Erdan could imagine what a shocking scene it would be for Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan, who had diarrhea and diarrhea most of the night, and just fell asleep on the kang when a group of snakes suddenly crawled under the covers. Big
After Mao Ermao had just walked away for a while, there was a sound of flapping wings, and a large white parrot landed firmly on Li Erdan's shoulder."
Commander, if you are going to do bad things again, please give me a task." The big parrot flattered Li Erdan with his big head.
Now the big parrot, appointed by Li Erdan as the commander-in-chief of the air force, manages dozens of species of birds in the entire mountain. Compared with being locked up in a bird cage before, he is much more at ease. Touch
Touching the big parrot's head, Li Erdan chuckled and said.
"The main purpose of my commander this time is to scare people. These brothers in the mountains, that is, the Snake King and his brothers are suitable. You are a bunch of flying birds of no use. Your biggest task is to patrol and watch for me in this mountain and keep an eye on the mountains.
These little chicks." Big
After hearing what Li Erdan said, the parrot's little eyes suddenly lit up.
"Commander, I recently took in a little brother and used him to scare people. I'm sure I can scare them half to death." Listen.
When he saw the big parrot, Li Erdan's eyes suddenly lit up. "
Let me tell you, what kind of younger brother did you recruit?" "
Hehe! Commander, please allow me to file a lawsuit and keep it secret for now. You wait for me. I will bring my little brother over in a moment to ensure your satisfaction." After the big parrot finished speaking, it flapped its wings and flew away into the distance.
"This dead bird is still playing this trick with me, Commander." Li Erdan laughed and cursed.
In a short space of time, there was a sudden sound of salsa in the grass. After a while, hundreds of various snakes appeared densely in front of Li Erdan. The leader was exactly two meters tall.
What a long boa constrictor."
Report to the commander, the army of grass snakes has been assembled. A total of 580 have arrived. Due to the rush of time, many brothers have not arrived. Please give instructions to the commander." The big python reported. "
Five hundred and eighty, that's enough. If you inform the brothers who didn't come, you don't have to come." Li Erdan said in a low voice.
At this moment, there was a sound of huge footsteps in the distance.
Listening to the voice, it should be a large beast. Li Erdan immediately frowned.
In a short time, when this large beast appeared in front of Li Erdan, Li Erdan was stunned.
Not far away, I saw a big black bear, weighing nearly 400 kilograms, running towards me. On the head of the big black bear, a big parrot held its head high and looked like a bull.
"Oh, let me go! Big parrot, you won't tell me that this guy is your new little brother." Li Erdan asked in surprise. "
Foodie, this is our commander, I haven’t met him yet,” said the big parrot.
Hehe! Hello, Commander, I am a foodie. From now on, foodies will mix with you, Commander." After saying this, the big black bear stood up and was more than two meters tall. Hei
Bears are giants in the mountains and forests. Even tigers are afraid of them. The big parrot actually found such a subordinate for himself, which made Li Erdan feel excited. "
Yes, yes, you are called a foodie, right? From now on, you can follow my commander." After Li Erdan said with a smile, his eyes fell on the big parrot that was still on the head of the big black bear, and he asked curiously.
"
I said Big Parrot, how did you accept such a big brother?”
This guy is a foodie. A few days ago, I found this guy climbing up a tree to steal honey, and was stung by a bee. I thought this guy was quite strong, and the commander should be able to use it in the future, so I sent hundreds of them.
The birds lured the bees away and helped this guy sneak attack several bee nests, but this guy shamelessly tried to mess with me." Big Parrot Cow said coaxingly.
"Hahaha, okay, well done. I will mark your merits with you, foodie. Today, I will give you a task. If you complete it, I will ensure that you have enough to eat and drink tomorrow." Li Erdanda said.
Laugh.
"Foodie hasn't had a full meal in a long time. Foodie must work hard to complete the mission assigned to me by the commander."
In the early hours of the morning, Xie Laojie and Wang Erhan, who had been having sex almost all night, finally felt a little bit better from the medicine. They lay limply on the Tukang, ready to have a good sleep. Sleep.
Wang Erhan, who was in his dream, suddenly felt something moving in his arms, and he yelled feebly. "Xie Laoji, you bastard, I'm not your bitch, why are your hands so damn dishonest?
If you want to go home and touch your mother-in-law, she shouted.
Wang Erhan, who was being scolded, wanted to pull Xie Laoji's arm away, but as soon as he touched it, Wang Erhan suddenly felt something was wrong with his hand.
The thing inside is cold and chilly, and it feels like fish scales when you touch it in your hand."
What the hell is that?" Wang Erhan cursed angrily and fumbled for the light switch. He wanted to turn on the light and take a look at what was moving around under his bed.