People with less lofty ideas will always feel particularly happy when they are sarcastic or teasing others.
Just like Chu Yang, after he heard King Zeus let out a sigh of relief, he immediately said the unethical words "Your accent doesn't sound like a local" to mock others for exhaling.
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Of course, if you satirize others but the meaning is not understood, then it is as boring as cooking without salt. That's why Chu Yang told the joke after King Zeus' repeated pleas.
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After Chu Yang told this joke, he burst out laughing. He thought that King Zeus would understand it soon, and he would rush towards him in anger and want to die together.
But to Chu Yang's surprise, King Zeus didn't rush over at all, but asked stupidly: "Why are you laughing?"
When a person satirizes someone, of course he will feel happy, but if the person being satirized cannot understand the meaning of being satirized, then the happiness will be compromised, and may even feel boring like "walking in brocade at night"
feel.
Just like Chu Yang now, when he thought he had succeeded, King Zeus stupidly asked him why he was laughing. The laughter was like a chicken being stepped on its neck. It suddenly stopped and his eyes widened.
Looking at her, I said to myself: No way, this woman can't even hear this, how could her IQ be so low?
After not hearing Chu Yang's answer, King Zeus asked again: "What were you laughing at just now? Is that joke that funny? It sounded average to me."
You breathed out, and I insinuated it as a fart, but I couldn't hear it. It was so boring... Mr. Chu shrugged with no interest: "Nothing, I just laughed, I just thought of something funny."
The past has nothing to do with you. Well, let’s not talk about this anymore. Let’s take the opportunity to rest for a while.”
"Oh." King Zeus agreed lightly, and when Chu Yang closed his eyes, he suddenly asked: "That day in Maya New City, you tried to get to know me better, but forget it because you fainted at that time.
Do you still want to know more about me now?"
"Let's get to know you better. What do you want to know?"
Chu Yang opened his eyes in surprise and looked at the woman opposite him: "You are the descendant of a world-famous great man, the down-and-out Lord of Mount Olympus, you have the world's most powerful skills, and your beauty fascinates most men.
, and he is also a master of deception... As long as I know these things about you, that's all, right?"
King Zeus was very dissatisfied and said: "Who have I lied to?"
"Of course you won't lie to me, because you can't lie to me at all."
Mr. Chu said proudly: "But you can deceive your subordinates. For example, you can not let them know who you really are, and you can also pretend to be mysterious and tell them that you are a time traveler, so that everyone will be in awe of you.
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After mentioning the word 'traveler', Chu Yang's heart suddenly moved: "Oh, by the way, do you remember the time when you assisted me in leaving Georgia as Dais?"
King Zeus raised his hand to tuck his hair at the temples, nodded and said, "Of course I remember. You don't need to say more. Do you understand why I knew in advance that those passengers on the train would die that day?"
In the past, when you thought I was a time traveler, you would naturally think that I had seen this scene in advance, but now that you know that is just a lie, you will definitely wonder why you still know that, right?"
"It saves effort to talk to smart people, alas."
Chu Yang praised and said: "Yes, since you are not a time traveler, how did you know it in advance?"
King Zeus stood up and walked to Chu Yang seemingly casually, then slowly sat down again. His pair of blue eyes shone with a strange light under the starry sky, and his voice was heard in the sound of the river water lapping against the stones.
It was clearly audible, but with a hint of weirdness: "This is very simple. Although I am not a time traveler, I am a master of divination."
"Master of divination!?"
Chu Yang was stunned and said subconsciously: "It turns out that you are just like Chen Yiqing, a magic stick! Oh, no wonder you were able to figure out that I would go to that nightclub when I first arrived in Tbilisi... After doing it for a long time, it turns out that
That’s right, why didn’t I think of this before?”
King Zeus tilted his head and asked: "Chen Yiqing? Is she the Feng Shui master known throughout Southeast Asia?"
Chu Yang replied proudly: "Yes, she is also my son's mother."
Before King Zeus could say anything, Chu Yang said with a vigilant look: "Slow down, you say you are a magic stick, you are a magic stick, I have to test you."
Although the word 'magic stick' is a bit harsh, King Zeus endured it for the sake of giving this guy a hard lesson later: "How do you want to test me?"
Chu Yang pondered for a moment and said, "If you think about others, you won't be able to prove it for a while. Just think about what I long for most right now."
If Chu Yang asked someone who knew him well what he longed for most, they would definitely tell him: What you long for most is, of course, to kill the firewood and build a new Mayan city as soon as possible!
Everyone knows that Chai Fangan is Chu Yang's biggest enemy and the only obstacle at the moment. Killing Lao Chai and even controlling Mount Olympus are indeed what he desires most at the moment, even more than Hua Manyu.
wake up.
However, King Zeus did not answer like this. Instead, he smiled lightly and said, "What you desire most right now is nothing more than to pray that Chai Murong can be safe and sound."
There are no more than a dozen people in the world (including the doctors at the 301 Hospital) who know that Chai Murong is terminally ill. Even Chu Tiantai and his wife, Chai Mingming and his wife, are kept in the dark. It can be said that Chu Yang
One of the biggest secrets.
However, King Zeus said it easily at this time, which immediately made Chu's mouth open wide: "You, can you really figure it out?"
Then, he shook his head violently: "No, you definitely didn't figure this out! After Chai Murong got sick, he asked me to quickly marry Nanzhao Xixue. Anyone with a quick mind can deduce from it.
There is something wrong with her health. And since you are so smart and have so many eyes and ears, it is normal for you to know that she is not in good health. It doesn’t count, this doesn’t count!”
King Zeus said dissatisfied: "Why doesn't it count? Then tell me, how does it count?"
Chu Yang stared into the eyes of King Zeus and said slowly: "Unless you can know the cause of her illness and figure out what will happen to her in the future, then I can trust you."
It is not difficult to deduce that Chai Murong has something wrong with her body from Chu Yang's quick marriage to Nanzhao and the play in the snow. With the wisdom of King Zeus, it is not difficult to deduce it. It is even more possible to know what she has from the doctors' mouths.
Symptoms... these questions may not be difficult, but what Chu Yang is asking now is not that Chai Murong has a terminal illness, but the cause of the disease.
Perhaps a dozen people still know that Chai Murong is terminally ill, but very few people know the cause of her illness (heritable Naihe Tongzi). If King Zeus could figure out the cause of her illness,
Chu Yang would definitely be convinced by her, worship her, and beg her for advice to see if he could save the high official's happy years.
However, to Chu Yang's dismay, King Zeus, after frowning and pondering for a moment, shook his head: "I did understand that Chai Murong's serious health problems came from the fact that you hurriedly married Nanzhao Xixue.
It was calculated from the movements, but if you ask me to deduce what kind of terminal illness she has and what is the cause of the terminal illness, I have no way of knowing this without her being present."
After a pause, King Zeus added: "Because I want to see this from Chai Murong's questions and performance."
"What's the difference between that and traditional Chinese medicine consultation?"
After hearing what King Zeus said, Chu Yang was greatly disappointed, and the back that he had just straightened collapsed again, and he said lazily: "I just said that you are just pretending to be a ghost. If you were really that powerful, you should have figured it out long ago.
.Yawn, okay, stop talking, I’m a little sleepy, I think we’d better rest for a while.”
Just when Chu Yang waved his hand, lost interest in the conversation and was about to lie on the stone and squint for a while, King Zeus suddenly said: "I'm not lying, I am indeed a master of divination. Although I can't figure out Chai Murong when she is not in front of me.
The cause of the disease, but I can see her future fate from your facial features!"
Chu Yang, who was just about to lie down, became more energetic after hearing what King Zeus said: "What, you mean you can deduce Chai Murong's future destiny from my facial features?"
King Zeus nodded affirmatively: "Since you and Chai Murong are husband and wife, then you will naturally look like husband and wife. What does it matter if you can see her current physical condition from your face and her future fate?"
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In the countryside, there will always be some "quacks and magicians".
These 'immortals' who open and close their mouths can tell from a person's facial features how many family members he has and what his family's physical condition is like. This is not a strange thing.
Regardless of whether this ability is called a 'great immortal' or is spreading superstition, this is indeed a fact.
Moreover, when Chu Yang was a child in Zhangjiacun, he had witnessed it with his own eyes, and because he got to know Chen Yiqing, he was convinced of it.
Of course, you can tell from a person's facial features how many family members he has, what their physical condition is, and even the setbacks he has experienced in the past... This ability comes from the Chinese wonder book "Book of Changes". This is clear
Yang also knew very well, otherwise he would not believe what Chen Yiqing said.
However, it is one thing to convince Chen Yiqing, but it is another matter whether King Zeus can convince Chu Yang of her.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have said with a sneer: "Okay, since you can see Chai Murong's future fate, tell me now. If you are right and find a way to treat her, you can tell me now."
Whatever you ask me to do, I’ll do it!”
King Zeus immediately praised: "Oh, for Chai Murong, you did not hesitate to make such a promise to me. This shows that you truly love each other and proves the greatness of love."
Chu Yang said impatiently: "Stop being so nagging, just say it quickly!"
"Okay." King Zeus nodded, put away the sarcasm in his eyes, and said seriously: "Chai Murong's future destiny can be summarized in eight words."
Chu Yang narrowed his eyes: "Which eight characters?"