Although this cheap uncle looks similar to himself, he is both skinny and thin, but the instantaneous explosive power when he hits someone is really terrifying. Thinking of this, Yang Hao can't help but shrink his neck. He is still dissatisfied with his uncle.
Don't act nice first, otherwise he will hit you twice if he gets upset, and you will probably have to stay in bed for the rest of your life.
The clear water noodles were served quickly.
Today, Yang Hao was first intimidated and beaten by Wang Yu and several others. Later, relying on Luo Yu's support, he beat the bully severely. For a student like him who is not diligent in all aspects of life and does not distinguish between grain and grain.
It took a lot of effort, but now my whole body is sore and painful, I can hardly lift my arms, and my stomach is so hungry that my chest touches my back.
Even though this bowl of noodles has no condiments, he still eats it with gusto. Even Luo Yu couldn't stop staring at his actions. Seeing this kid eating like a starving ghost, his juices splashing everywhere, it's quite like my fifteen years.
With his previous demeanor, could it be that he is really my nephew? I don’t know which aunt in my family is so open-minded and gave birth to a nephew who is almost as old as me.
After eating a large bowl of noodles, Yang Hao flicked his cheeks, wiped his mouth with satisfaction and burped. He didn't expect that the feeling of eating after venting his anger would be so good.
Seeing Luo Yu staring at him dumbfounded, Yang Hao felt a little embarrassed: "Uncle, I haven't eaten all day, so I didn't scare you."
It really shocked me a little. In these days of socialism, there are still people who are hungry. Luo Yu rolled his eyes and tapped his fingers on the table: "By the way, what's going on with you and that Wang Yu? I think they look like
I’ve bullied you for more than a day or two.”
Mentioning those people, Yang Hao suddenly looked sad: "Uncle, do you think I beat them today, will they retaliate against me?"
Why didn't you think so when I saw you were playing so hard? Luo Yu really wanted to slam the noodle bowl on the table onto Yang Hao's head. The old gangster slapped his chest with one hand: "They just have
Even ten people wouldn’t dare to come to you, so don’t worry.”
Anyway, I promise not to spend any money. It has nothing to do with me if they retaliate and beat you to death tomorrow. Luo Yu completely shook off the responsibility in her heart.
"That's good." Seeing his uncle's assurance, Yang Hao finally felt relieved.
"You should have heard a little bit about it, right? It's because Yu Sisi——" Yang Hao paused when he mentioned the name, and his face turned slightly red.
Luo Yu looked at Yang Hao with wide eyes in surprise. These days, there are actually men who blush when talking about girls. He couldn't be from Mars.
In order to verify his guess, Luo Yu cleared his throat: "I'm talking about nephew, did you attend Miss ***'s funeral some time ago?"
Although he didn't know why his uncle brought up this topic, Yang Hao thought about it carefully and said, "No, I don't know this person. Uncle, is she very important to you? Is she a relative of our family?"
He is a relative of your family, not mine. Official Luo suppressed his laughter and said seriously: "Yes, Miss *** has a close relationship with your father. Your father and the fifth girl knew each other, and they had a super accident."
The friendship relationship was also brokered by her. Speaking of it, she is really a kind person and a great people's educator."
There were many fresh terms in what the uncle said, such as the fifth girl and the super friendship relationship. Yang Hao could barely understand it, but he didn't want to embarrass himself in front of Luo Yu and pretended to suddenly realize: "Oh, it turns out it's
She, I still have her portrait at home. No wonder my father was in a bad mood some time ago. It turned out that a relative passed away."
Seeing the serious look on Yang Hao's face, Luo Yu couldn't bear it anymore and almost rolled off the chair with laughter.
Yang Hao was puzzled. How could his uncle look so sad just now and suddenly smile? His uncle is really an unpredictable person.
Luo Yu laughed so hard that she burst into tears and patted Yang Hao's shoulder hard: "You really have some talent. My uncle said he would treat you to dinner, so why did he only treat you to noodles? Who, boss, what you just said
A portion of each dish will be served, along with two beers."
"Okay." The boss wrote in notes at the counter.
Looking at the fragrant dishes on the table, Yang Hao couldn't express his sorrow. The big bowl of gnocchi had almost filled his throat. Now, no matter how delicious the dishes on the table were, he had no appetite. However, Luo Yu still couldn't.
While continuing to pick up food for him, he said, "You're welcome, nephew. Just eat. Your uncle has plenty of money. You won't be allowed to leave until the table is finished today. Come on, let's have a drink first."
Yang Hao hadn't drunk much, and his face was already red after just one drink. Luo Yu drank cup after cup while stuffing the chicken into his mouth. The remaining bony parts of his neck were put into Yang Hao's bowl.
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"Let's continue, what does Yu Sisi have to do with you? Is she pretty? If you have a photo, you'd better show it to your uncle to check, lest you be deceived."
Yang Hao was a little embarrassed, Luo Yu slapped him in the face, and then he neatly took out an old-fashioned Nokia mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Luo Yu.
Large pieces of paint on the phone case have peeled off, but the screen is still clear. The wallpaper shows a full-body photo of a girl wearing a big T-shirt.
Long hair shawl, good figure, pretty handsome appearance, can score seventy-five points.
In fact, Yu Sisi was a well-known beauty in this high school, but Luo Yu's eyes were unknowingly swayed by Tang Tingting, Xia Jing and the others, so she didn't feel anything.
"It turns out that you don't show your real face, and you are a sultry slut." Luo Yuguai smiled and patted Yang Hao's forehead again, "You said you have nothing to do with the girl, but secretly you used her photo as the wallpaper on your phone.
Didn’t you masturbate to this photo? How many seconds did you hold on? I see that there is a lot of white and brown on your phone, I guess you did it a lot, hehe.”
When Luo Yu opened her mouth, it was something that an innocent young man like Yang Hao could bear. She blushed like a monkey and explained solemnly: "No, it's not what you think."
"What's that like? Come on, let's have another drink. Our uncle and nephew haven't seen each other for several years, and our relationship is deep and boring." Luo Yu liked hearing this kind of gossip the most, and she couldn't help but drink Yang Hao a drink.
After two glasses of wine, Yang Hao felt that his body was hot, his head was dizzy, and his tongue was a little uncomfortable.
Luo Yu looked at him with scorn. It only took two drinks. It was too low-grade. Sooner or later, he would be replaced by a strong man.
However, drunk people are also better at using clichés. Luo Yu didn't have to spend any more effort to let Yang Hao tell all his last sweet memories.
"Sisi asked me to use this photo as a screensaver." Yang Hao's face showed two blushes. "She said she would never pay attention to me again if I didn't do what she said."
She turns out to be a strong woman, Luo Yu touched her chin, but looking at your useless look, it's most likely a girl who took the initiative to pursue you.
As Luo Yu expected, Yang Hao grabbed the corner of his clothes and looked like a shy little daughter-in-law: "Sisi is so beautiful. She is the host of the campus TV station. She is chased by as many as eight hundred people. I don't know her either."