Luo Yu despised him deeply in her heart. This guy looked sanctimonious on the outside, but he was very coquettish on the inside. If you want to push someone else's girl, he is not like a man at all if he is timid.
"That's natural. You are my nephew. I, the Love Saint, have passed the secrets of being a queen who has traveled all over the flowers to you and to no one else." Luo Yu Niubi boasted all over the place, "Let me tell you, as long as you use my set of secrets to make a move.
, no matter she is a hot nympho or a chaste martyr, she promises to lie down on your bed obediently, and you can do whatever you want."
Yang Hao was encouraged by Luo Yu and his blood boiled all of a sudden.
"Uncle, what do you think I should do?" Yang Hao pushed his sleeves up his arms, looking eager to try.
Luo Yu smiled mysteriously: "I'll first tell you the seven-word formula for picking up girls, which is 'bold, careful, and thick-skinned'."
"Have a big face and a careful heart?" Yang Hao blinked, looking confused.
The beer that had just been poured into his throat suddenly spurted out, causing Luo Yu to cough. This guy is so damn talented, so bold and careful that his mouth suddenly turned into a big-faced and careful person.
After panting for a while, Luo Yu corrected Yang Hao: "You are brave."
"Uncle, tell me quickly." Yang Hao pulled Luo Yu's sleeve.
Luo Yu cleared her throat, grabbed a napkin and wiped her mouth, hehehe said: "My nephew, let me tell you, as a woman, if you give her three points of color, she will open a dyeing shop and build a bunch of flower stands.
I looked at Yu Sisi and said to ignore you. Actually, she just wanted you to miss her and take your soul away. However, this girl still has some tricks. But if I were uncle, I would definitely not let her live as long as she wished.
I’ve never let a woman ride on my head.”
Yang Hao scratched his head thoughtfully: "Uncle, I somewhat understand what you are saying. Is it what the book says, 'If you don't fight for three days, go to the house and uncover the tiles'?"
Luo Yu was so happy that she slapped the table. This silly boy finally got his ideas.
"Now I will tell you the essence of this seven-character mantra."
Looking at Luo Yu's wretched expression, Yang Hao always felt that his uncle's appearance could definitely be used as a poster for the police to shoot rapists, and he must be the one who was killed.
"Boldness, as the name suggests, means you must be brave. If you like a girl, you must be brave enough to go up and talk to her. For example, beauty, did you drop this brick? Beauty, what are your measurements? Little sister.
, uncle, will you take me to see the goldfish? Little sister, follow your uncle, do you want your uncle to treat you to a lollipop?"
Luo Yu talks about spitting stars flying around, waving his hands like a great man heroically pointing out the country: "If you kill someone by mistake, you won't let it go!"
If there was a mistake in the killing, he would not let it go. This move was so cruel that Yang Hao quickly made a note of it in his mind.
"Be careful, this may be a bit difficult for you." Luo Yu looked at Yang Hao condescendingly, with critical eyes.
"Why?" Yang Hao suddenly became anxious when he heard that Luo Yu didn't seem to recognize him.
"Nephew, have you caught a cold recently?" Luo Yu suddenly asked something that seemed to have nothing to do with the topic, "It's been cold recently, so remember to put on more clothes."
"Yeah." Yang Hao patted his chest proudly, "I'm in great health and I never catch a cold."
"That's natural. A fool never catches a cold." Luo Yu rolled her eyes at him, "You're so stupid and angry. You probably have muscles in your head and an intestine in the end. How could you do that?"
Be careful, please tell me, have you ever wondered when your Sisi was unhappy and why she was unhappy?"
Hearing what Luo Yu said was reasonable, Yang Hao looked ashamed: "I, I really haven't cared about it. Sisi comes to me every time. Uncle, do you mean that I have no hope?"
Luo Yu resisted the urge to pick up a beer bottle and hit Yang Hao on the head, and said angrily: "Why are you so anxious? Am I not teaching you?"
"Being attentive means that you have to pay attention to a girl's emotions at all times, observe when she is happy, when she is angry, when she is depressed, when her birthday is, and what time of year her aunt is——"
Luo Yu was interrupted by Yang Hao before he finished speaking: "Uncle, what is aunt?"
Seeing the innocent look in this silly boy's eyes, Luo Yu sweated profusely and hurriedly explained: "The aunt is a relative of her family. Let's put it this way. You have to appear in her eyes at different times and places in different ways.
To attract her attention in front of you, be either gentle, domineering, or haggard, to arouse her maternal and domineering nature, to make her feel your presence all the time, and to want to see you every minute, and you have to treat her
If you stay away from her, she will feel that you are not with her, but you are actually with her. It is impossible to live without you."
Although Luo Yu has explained this theory in a simple way, it is still a little too profound for a good student like Yang Hao, who only devotes himself to reading the books of sages, and his brain is not strong enough for a while.
The essence of these theories can only be understood in practice, and Luo Yu can't explain them more clearly now.
"As for being thick-skinned, it goes without saying. When you encounter small setbacks occasionally, don't give up easily. You must persevere and fight harder and braver until she is moved."
After Luo Yu finished explaining this theory, Yang Hao found it very unbelievable, but in every detail, it made sense. He looked at Luo Yu with admiration.
But Luo Yu kept saying this, and Yang Hao still had a little doubt about Luo Yu's ability. Theory was theory, and he didn't know if it would be useful in practice.
Luo Yu looked at Yang Hao's hesitant eyes and guessed what the boy was thinking. Since he had said so much, there was no need for him to perform for him, so Luo Yu pretended not to see it and continued to eat and drink. In the blink of an eye,
He devoured all the food on the table. Yang Hao had been forced into a bowl of noodles by Luo Yu before, and his stomach was very full. Naturally, the food on the table was basically untouched.
After hesitating for a while, Yang Hao finally spoke: "Uncle, you have said so much, can you give it a try and let me see it? I'm afraid, I'm afraid that if you don't do it well, Sisi will hate me."
Seeing Yang Hao's blushing face, Luo Yu shook his head. This silly boy really doesn't know anything. As the saying goes, a woman who falls in love is a fool. Since Yu Sisi dares to pursue you, she can't hate you easily.
But it's okay to give him a try. I don't have a hobby of casually chatting up girls on the street.
Luo Yu put down his chopsticks and his expression suddenly became extremely solemn: "Nephew, do you remember that I told you the first rule of the Saint of Love before?"
Yang Hao was afraid that if he accidentally made his uncle unhappy, he would stop teaching him, so he thought carefully for a while before speaking cautiously: "A woman's heart cannot be stolen?"
"It's not that you can't steal, it's that you can't steal a woman's heart casually." Luo Yu's face was full of compassion. If he used a flashlight to shine a beam of light on his head at this time, he would be a real fool. "Because if you steal it, you can't."
I returned it. So, as a love saint, I can do anything, but I can’t do it as a thief. A woman’s heart is as deep as a needle. Why do I walk all over the flowers without picking one? It’s because I am a principled person.
The Saint of Love never leaves seeds in the bodies of young girls. Nephew, your request just now is an insult to my identity as Saint of Love. You must know——"
Halfway through Luo Yu's words, he undoubtedly caught a glimpse of a beautiful figure passing by the door. His heart skipped a beat, and he immediately changed his words: "You must know that you are my nephew, so today I will reluctantly take action to show you."