1673. Chapter 1673 Dancing on the tip of a knife six
Ma Xiaoyao stood outside the door, looking up at the sky, feeling a little depressed.
Why is he depressed? Because he has too many things to worry about.
For example, thinking about the whereabouts of Gu Li and others, missing her parents on Earth, wanting to help Xiong Datou take revenge...
If you have too many worries, your mood will naturally become particularly bad.
"Alas..." Ma Xiaoyao sighed softly: "Why is it so difficult to live a smooth life?"
Nine times out of ten, life will be unsatisfactory. As long as you are alive, there is no perfect life. You will encounter some bad things more or less, which is inevitable.
"ah!!!"
Suddenly, an earth-shattering scream came from the room behind him, and it was Miss Xiaojiu's voice.
Ma Xiaoyao's expression changed, and he hurriedly turned around and rushed into the room: "What happened... uh..." Before he could finish his words, Ma Xiaoyao's eyes widened. Miss Xiaojiu was standing in the bucket, naked.
Moreover, he was still facing Ma Xiaoyao head-on, and all parts of his body were displayed in front of Ma Xiaoyao's eyes, covered in white flowers, which almost blinded Ma Xiaoyao's eyes.
"Ah!" Miss Xiaojiu hugged her shoulders and quickly squatted down: "Who asked you to come in! You deceiver!"
Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "I heard your screams, so I broke in because I was anxious..."
"Okay, don't explain." Miss Xiaojiu glared at Ma Xiaoyao angrily: "You just have bad intentions and want to take advantage of me! You are a slut! You are an out-and-out scumbag!
!!”
"Okay, I was wrong this time. I'll go out right away. Even if you scream in the future, I won't care." Ma Xiaoyao snorted softly, turned around and was about to go out.
"Wait a minute!" Miss Xiao Jiu's angry voice came from behind.
Ma Xiaoyao stopped and asked without looking back, "What's wrong with you?"
"Help me...catch that snake out."
"snake?"
"Yes, just under the window, the green snake."
"There really is a snake." Ma Xiaoyao's expression became strange: "Is it because of this little snake that you screamed just now?"
"Little snake? Is there something wrong with your eyes?" Miss Jiu said angrily: "That snake is so long and thick, can it be a small snake?"
"Haha..." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "Are you afraid of snakes? You are also an acquired eighth-level warrior after all. You can kill this snake with just a wave of your hand..."
"I'm a woman, okay?" Miss Xiaojiu pouted: "Women are naturally afraid of snakes, okay."
"Not all women are afraid of snakes." Ma Xiaoyao shook his head: "Looks very bold, but in fact he is a coward." As he spoke, Ma Xiaoyao walked over and grabbed the green snake, and then headed towards it.
He walked to the door and said, "Okay, I have captured the snake. You can continue washing it. Don't worry, even if you scream until your throat is broken, I will not come in again."
"Bang!"
The door was closed forcefully.
"Damn man!" Miss Xiao Jiu's face turned blue with anger: "Just wait for me. When I get home, see how I deal with you!!!" At this point, Miss Xiao Jiu reached out and patted her chest:
"I was really scared to death just now. That nasty green snake didn't come in early or late at night, but it crawled in while I was taking a shower and scared me. It's really disgusting!!!"
After the green snake incident, Miss Xiaojiu no longer wanted to take a bath. She simply scrubbed a few times and then walked out of the bucket. After putting on her clothes, she opened the door and walked out.
"Oh, it's all over so soon?" Ma Xiaoyao, who was standing in the yard basking in the sun, showed a hint of surprise: "I thought you were going to wash until dark."
"Hmph! Stop making sarcastic remarks here." Miss Jiu glanced around: "Where is that green snake? Where did you get it?"
"Of course I threw it away, what? Do you miss it again? Do you want me to go get it back?" Ma Xiaoyao made a show of walking outside.
"No!" Miss Xiao Jiu's expression suddenly changed: "I don't want to see that green snake again!"
"Haha... Look, I scared you." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "I was joking with you, but you actually took it seriously. If you ask me, your IQ is not very high."
"You actually said that my IQ is not high?!"
"Is not it?"
"Do you dare to compete with me?"
"Compared to what?"
"It's just like IQ! We each give each other five difficult questions. Whoever answers more questions will have a higher IQ!"
"Okay, let's compete, am I still afraid of you?"
"Who asks first?"
"You better come first! If I ask first, you won't have a chance to speak."
"You are not ashamed to speak loudly! You are not afraid that the wind will flash your tongue."
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The two of them really didn't get along, and they started quarreling when they met. But now they got over it, and they actually started to compete with each other on their IQs.
In line with the principle of giving priority to ladies, Ma Xiaoyao graciously allowed Miss Xiaojiu to ask questions first.
Miss Xiao Jiu frowned and thought hard for a moment, and then asked: "The first question is, what is the more hot it is, the more it is loved?"
Ma Xiaoyao looked stunned: "That's what you're asking?"
"Are you stumped?" A hint of pride appeared in the corner of Miss Xiaojiu's mouth: "If you can't answer, just give up on your own initiative. I won't laugh at you."
"Who says I can't answer it?" Ma Xiaoyao smiled: "Even a three-year-old child can answer such a simple question."
"Then you answer." Miss Xiaojiu didn't believe that Ma Xiaoyao could tell the answer.
"Listen up." Ma Xiaoyao chirped: "The answer is sweat. The hotter people are, the more they like to sweat. Miss Xiaojiu, is my answer correct?"
"...You got it right for once!" Miss Xiao Jiu glared at Ma Xiaoyao fiercely: "The second question is, if the fortune teller is still alive, how will the world be different?"
"The divine fortune teller? Who is the divine fortune teller?" Ma Xiaoyao asked doubtfully.
"You haven't even heard of the famous Fortune Teller? Are you from this world?" Miss Xiao Jiu looked at Ma Xiaoyao with a suspicious look.
"Ahem, cough, cough..." Ma Xiaoyao coughed a few times: "Of course I am from this world, but I used to live mainly in the mountains and forests, and I just recently came out to walk, so I have never heard of many things."
"So that's it." Miss Xiao Jiu showed a hint of realization: "No wonder you haven't heard of the divine fortune teller. It turns out that you have been living in the deep mountains and old forests..." At this point, Miss Xiao Jiu paused: "Listen, divine fortune teller
Zi is a person who lived thousands of years ago. His cultivation level is extremely high. It is said that he has reached the tenth level of heaven. He is only one layer away from the legendary immortal realm. In addition to his high cultivation level, he is also proficient in the art of divine arithmetic.
, can know things within five hundred years before and after, many people have received his favor, and he himself is also recognized as the best master in the world. It is a pity that such a talented and beautiful person finally died in
Under the catastrophe."
"Heavenly Tribulation?" Ma Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows suddenly: "What is Heavenly Tribulation?"
"It's a kind of thunder tribulation." Miss Xiao Jiu said: "As long as you survive the thunder tribulation, you can reshape your body and ascend to the fairy world."
"Is it true?" Ma Xiaoyao's eyes widened: "As long as you survive the thunderstorm, you can become an immortal?"
"This is just a legend. As to whether it is true or not, no one knows." Miss Xiaojiu shook her head: "But I think...it is somewhat credible. From the first level of acquired cultivation to the tenth level of heaven level
, no heavenly tribulation has ever come, but if you want to hit a higher realm, the heavenly tribulation appears. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? It has been recorded in ancient books that if you want to become an immortal, you must go through the heavenly tribulation and reshape your body.
Only then can you ascend to the fairy world."
"The more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes." Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "Let me ask you, have there been any immortals from ancient times to the present? In other words, who has finally become an immortal?"
Miss Xiao Jiu smiled bitterly and shook her head: "No one has ever seen a real immortal, and no one can eventually become an immortal... Immortals only exist in legends... But I firmly believe that there are immortals in the world, but our realm is too low.
, just can’t see it.”
"I also hope that there are immortals, but in fact... there are none at all." Ma Xiaoyao sighed: "How many peerless geniuses have appeared from ancient times to the present? For example, the divine fortune tellers you just mentioned, all failed in the end due to their strength.
, others are even less likely to succeed...Since ancient times, everyone has wanted to become an immortal, live as long as heaven and earth, and no longer have to worry about death, but...it is not easy to become an immortal."
"Yes." Miss Xiao Jiu nodded with deep feeling: "It is not easy to become an immortal. Many peerless geniuses can only turn into a pile of loess in the end."
Talking about this, both of them began to feel depressed. Since ancient times, becoming an immortal has been everyone's dream. In order to become an immortal, people have paid an unimaginable price, but in the end? No one can succeed!
After so many years, many people have begun to doubt whether immortals really exist? Of course, some people always firmly believe that immortals exist in the world!
What is the most terrifying thing in the world? Of course it is death! In the face of death, money, power, family affection, love, and friendship must all stand back! Just imagine, if you can live a few more years, or you can live forever.
, that is such a happy thing.
In fact, the people of Tiangong Star have made great achievements. Through cultivation, they have extended their life span and can live to a maximum of more than 700 years old. This is already a very remarkable feat. As for wanting to become an immortal and be at the same level as heaven and earth,
Shou, there is still a long way to go.
The heaven and the earth are unkind and treat all things as dogs! If you want to live a few more years, you must use all means to compete with heaven!
The journey of cultivation is to go against heaven!
"That's too far." Miss Xiaojiu came to her senses first: "You already know who the fortune teller is, and now you can answer the question."
"Question? What did you just ask?"
"Don't you have a very bad memory? Prick up your ears and listen carefully. My question is: If Senior Fortune Teller was still alive, how would the world be different now?"
