1674. Chapter 1674 Dancing on the tip of a knife VII
Miss Xiaojiu and Ma Xiaoyao were not convinced by each other, and finally they decided to decide the outcome by answering questions.
Each person will be given five questions, and the final score will be assessed based on the correct or incorrect answers.
Miss Xiaojiu asked the first question, and Ma Xiaoyao easily answered it correctly. Then she asked the second question, which was slightly more difficult.
Ma Xiaoyao smiled slightly: "What difference can it make? It's just that there is one more person in the world."
"What do you mean?" Miss Xiaojiu didn't want to hear it anymore: "Senior Shen Shuzi is a peerless genius who looks down on the past and present. If he could survive until now, he would definitely have a certain impact on the pattern of the world."
"Even if it has an impact, it is minimal." Ma Xiaoyao said: "Besides, the fortune teller has been dead for so many years, what is the point of mentioning him again? Let me tell you, it is a bit redundant for you to ask this kind of question."
"You..." Miss Xiaojiu stared.
"What are you? Am I not right?" Ma Xiaoyao said, "Okay, hurry up and ask the third question. Remember, ask meaningful questions and don't deal with these stupid things."
Miss Xiao Jiu took a deep breath and used a lot of perseverance to suppress the anger in her chest. She glared at Ma Xiaoyao: "Okay, I'll treat the second question as if you got it right! Now I'll ask the third question.
:The people who make something know it, the people who buy it know it, the people who sell it know it, but the people who use it don’t know it?”
"Coffin." Ma Xiaoyao said the answer without thinking: "This kind of question is too simple."
"The fourth question is, under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers?"
"As long as there is one male and one female, that's fine. As the saying goes, same sex repels and opposite sex attracts. This is the truth."
"The fifth question is, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, but two people can't do it together, what is this? Huh, I don't believe you can answer this question!"
"Haha... This question is not difficult at all." Ma Xiaoyao smiled and said: "The answer is dreaming, right?"
"..." Miss Xiao Jiu's face was full of depression. She thought hard about five questions that she thought were difficult, but unexpectedly she couldn't stump Ma Xiaoyao. Seeing Ma Xiaoyao's proud look, she felt very angry.
"Is it my turn to ask questions now?" Ma Xiaoyao looked at Miss Xiaojiu with a smile.
"You ask." Miss Xiaojiu snorted.
Ma Xiaoyao raised a finger: "First question, my mother usually washes the dishes after dinner, but today after dinner, my mother didn't wash the dishes. Why?"
"Because it was dad who washed the dishes."
"wrong."
"That was my son who washed the dishes."
"wrong."
"I see, it was the servant who washed the dishes! The answer is correct this time, right?"
"Hey, it's still wrong! I'll give you one last chance!"
"That's not right, that's wrong. Who washed the dishes?" Miss Xiaojiu thought hard for a long time, and finally said hesitantly: "Did the neighbor help wash the dishes?"
"You are really stupid, you answered wrong four times." Ma Xiaoyao mocked: "Listen clearly, because you are eating in a restaurant, you don't have to wash the dishes yourself."
"You are acting like a rogue!" Miss Xiaojiu stopped: "You are clearly misleading me on purpose!"
"You are obviously stupid, but you put the blame on me. You are really good at it." Ma Xiaoyao pouted: "If you can't afford to lose, then I won't ask any questions."
"Who can't afford to lose...keep asking! I won't be troubled by you!" Miss Xiaojiu was very unconvinced.
"Second question." Ma Xiaoyao raised two fingers: "There is a cow tied in the cowshed, with its head facing east and butt facing west. It turns left three times, then right three times, and then left again.
It has turned six times, which direction is its tail facing at this moment?"
"Do you really think I'm stupid? You actually asked me such a simple question." Miss Xiaojiu snorted softly: "No matter how many times this cow turns around, its tail will always be downward."
Ma Xiaoyao grinned: "It's great that you can think of this."
"There are so many things I can think of." Answering a question correctly made Miss Jiu feel more confident: "Come on, let's ask the third question."
"Here comes the third question." Ma Xiaoyao raised three fingers: "Two people fell into a trap. The dead ones are called dead people, and what are the living people called?"
"Of course it's a living person!"
"Wrong, I should have called for help!"
"Help?"
"Yes, if you are in danger, the first thing you should do is call for help."
"..."
"The fourth question." Ma Xiaoyao raised four fingers: "Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold if left outside?"
"Of course it won't rust." Miss Xiaojiu said without thinking.
"Wrong! The gold would have been stolen long ago if it was left outside."
"..."
Ma Xiaoyao slowly raised five fingers: "Last question, what is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?"
"Of course it's time to get dressed."
"No! You should open your eyes! Isn't the first thing you do after you wake up?"
"...You are using strong words to make sense!"
"You only answered one of the five questions correctly. Your IQ is too low." Ma Xiaoyao smiled and said, "You are far worse than me."
"I'm not feeling well today, so I'm not performing well. I'll compete with you after I recover my health." After saying this, Miss Xiaojiu left angrily.
A smile appeared at the corner of Ma Xiaoyao's mouth: "Play brain teasers with me? You really don't know how to live or die!" Seeing Miss Xiaojiu deflated, Ma Xiaoyao felt very comfortable, humming a little tune and walked out of the yard, waiting for him to come back.
, there were two more jars of wine on hand. These two jars of wine were found in a cellar. The villagers must have forgotten them when they evacuated, which happened to be a bargain for Ma Xiaoyao.
I brought a stool and sat down, holding the roasted wolf meat in my left hand and the wine jar in my right hand. I took a bite of the meat and drank a mouthful of wine. It felt really exciting!
"Bang!"
The closed door was suddenly pushed open, and then Miss Xiao Jiu was seen walking out: "I'm hungry, get me something to eat."
"There is only wolf meat. Do you want to eat it?" Ma Xiaoyao shook the wolf meat in his hand: "If you don't want to eat it, go out and find other food by yourself. The village is so big, you can always find something to eat." At this point, Ma Xiaoyao said
Xiaoyao tore off a piece of wolf meat and put it in his mouth, then took another sip of wine.
"I will eat wolf meat." Miss Xiao Jiu nodded: "Heat it up for me and then bring it to the house." Before Ma Xiaoyao could say anything, Miss Xiao Jiu turned around and returned to the house.
"Hey! You really treat me as a nanny!" Ma Xiaoyao was annoyed: "If you want to eat hot wolf meat, just do it yourself, I don't have time to wait for you."
"Don't forget, I am your employer, you must respect my opinion!" Miss Xiao Jiu's cold voice came from the room.
"Damn! That's it again!" Ma Xiaoyao cursed.
"There is also the matter of gold mines!" Miss Xiao Jiu continued: "I can promise you now that as long as you take good care of me, I will give you two gold mines! And they are high-grade gold mines.
"
"Two gold mines?" Ma Xiaoyao was immediately moved. He didn't like gold, but needed to catch gold to improve his cultivation. Ma Xiaoyao thought about it secretly. The two gold mines should be able to make the metal in his body become more powerful.
Qi reaches a peak state.
"Isn't it just to heat up the wolf meat? It's such a big deal, but you are still coy and coy, and you don't have any manliness at all." Miss Xiaojiu snorted softly.
"Hot wolf meat has something to do with manliness! Don't talk nonsense here!" Ma Xiaoyao was unhappy.
"Give me a nice word, can you help me heat up the wolf meat?" Miss Xiaojiu asked.
"I can heat up the wolf meat for you, but you have to give me three gold mines." Ma Xiaoyao began to make conditions.
"Okay." Miss Xiaojiu agreed happily.
Ma Xiaoyao blinked: "Aren't you trying to deal with me?"
"If you don't believe it, I can give you a certificate."
"That's the best! Once you have the written evidence, you can't cheat."
"Wait, I will write the receipt for you now." After a while, Miss Xiaojiu walked out of the house, holding a piece of rough paper in her hand: "No, the receipt is ready."
Ma Xiaoyao took the receipt, looked at it for a few times, and then put it away with satisfaction. With this receipt, he was not afraid that Miss Xiaojiu would regret it.
"Now can you help me heat up the wolf meat?"
"Wait, I'm going to heat up the wolf meat now."
"After it's heated, take it to the house and get me some wine by the way."
"Do you still drink?"
"I know a lot of things."
Half an hour later, Ma Xiaoyao brought the heated wolf meat and a jar of wine into the room.
"Why are you so slow? I'm almost starving to death." Miss Xiao Jiu complained, and then she picked up the wolf meat and started eating it. She was obviously very hungry, but she still took her time eating the wolf meat.
Each time, I tear off a bit of wolf meat and put it into my mouth. After chewing it up and swallowing it, I take another sip of wine to moisten my throat. Then I pick up the prepared white cloth and wipe the corners of my mouth. After doing all this, I continue to eat wolf.
Meat.
This girl, Xiaojiu, must have an unusual background. She pays attention to etiquette when eating, is domineering when speaking, and occasionally exudes the aura of a superior person.
"Okay, you can eat slowly by yourself. I'm going out. Oh, by the way, I'll stay here tonight. When your cold is completely cured, we can go on our way again." After saying this, Ma Xiaoyao raised his feet.
After walking out, he secretly murmured in his heart: This girl Xiaojiu should be from a famous family and have received special etiquette training, so her usual behavior will be a little different. This is a good thing for Ma Xiaoyao. The reason is very simple.
Ninth girl had an extraordinary background and was able to fulfill her promise to give him three gold mines.
As time passed, the sun finally set, and then the earth was enveloped in endless darkness.
In order to avoid suspicion, Ma Xiaoyao specially arranged two bedrooms, one for Miss Jiu and one for himself. In the middle of the night, Miss Xiao Jiu suddenly broke into Ma Xiaoyao's bedroom, which really shocked Ma Xiaoyao.
