On a hot summer afternoon, a heat wave evaporated from the sun-scorched earth. The big trees on the roadside looked dejected, and cicadas on the treetops were singing. Looking around,
, there are green scenes everywhere, and there are hard-working farmers working in the fields for this year’s harvest, and no one feels hot!
At the east end of Jiangdong Village, Niujie Township, what is different from the deserted scene around the closed houses is that although the door of Zhang Erzhu's house is closed, it is very lively inside. The main room of his house is filled with smoke and candlelight. Zhang Erzhu
He knelt down in the hall sweating profusely, holding a red sign in his hand. Ma Ergou stood behind him, hitting Zhang Erzhu on the waist with a piece of cold banana tree bark from time to time, shouting in his hand
Author: "When Guanyin sends a son, he first sends holy water!"
Zhang Erzhu and his wife Jinhua have been married for more than five years, but they have not given birth to a boy and a girl. Even if they go to the hospital for a checkup, they can't find any problems. I have seen that other people's children who have been married for four or five years will have soy sauce, and some have...
The couple was very worried about their second and third child, and they couldn’t hold their heads up in front of the neighbors without a child. When someone invited them to a banquet, the couple always felt that the people along the way
Everyone is pointing fingers at them.
The two of them also tried a lot of folk secret recipes in private, but none of them had any effect. Since there was no other way, they went to Duan Yanshan, the only ghost exorcist in the village, to give him and his wife a look to see if they were colliding.
What kind of evil spirit has happened to you?
It was in the evening that Zhang Erzhu and Jinhua, who had been working in the fields for a day, walked into the yard of Duan Yanshan's house with their hoes and took advantage of the coolness. Duan Yanshan, an old man in his fifties, was lying shirtless in the yard.
On the bamboo bed inside, he was fanning himself with a broken fan.
"Uncle Shan!" As soon as Zhang Erzhu entered the yard, he politely greeted Duan Yanshan who was lying on the bamboo bed.
Duan Yanshan turned around and glanced at these two people, knowing that these two people were from the east end of Jiangdong Village next door. The two families usually had no friendship, so why did these two people come to his home?
"Come and have a cigarette!" Zhang Erzhu took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Duan Yanshan, who was lying on the bamboo bed. Duan Yanshan stood up from the bed, and Zhang Erzhu diligently took out a lighter.
He lit it, and Zhang Erzhu, who had worked hard all day, sat down on the bamboo bed and lit a cigarette. His wife Jinhua also called "Uncle Shan" and then looked at the low bench in front of the bamboo bed.
, so he also sat on it.
Duan Yanshan looked at this scene and had a strong guess as to the purpose of these two people. Originally, the profession of ghost exorcist was all about looking at other people's faces and then grasping their psychology.
The more mysterious it is, the more people believe it even if they don't believe it. If you believe it, you can ask him to exorcise ghosts, and money and food will be given to him. Duan Yanshan opens his mouth. As long as others hesitate a little, Duan Yanshan will tell the person, "Do you think this is this?"
Did you give it to me? This is for you to eliminate disasters for yourself.
It is indeed to eliminate disasters for others, but every time after finishing, Duan Yanshan would bring home the unkilled chicken to worship the ancestor, and the chicken legs of the killed chicken would also be brought back to worship the ancestor. As for money, if he is rich
People will ask for more, and poor families will ask for less, but they will always follow some auspicious numbers. A poor family will pay 120 yuan for a small ritual, and a big ritual for a rich family will cost 1,200 yuan.
piece.
"It turns out it's the second brother of the Zhang family. How come you have time to sit in my thatched hut!" Duan Yanshan deliberately used words to provoke Zhang Erzhu. He knows these things. The more you shirk others, the better you will do it.
Only if you show unwillingness will others believe you.
"Aren't you here to ask Uncle Shan for help?" Zhang Erzhu took a long puff of cigarette and then blew out a string of smoke rings. At this time, he wanted to release the tiredness and depressed mood of the day and relax first.
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Hearing Zhang Erzhu say this, Duan Yanshan knew that he had guessed correctly. The fact that these two people had been married for five years and still had no children was really a very frustrating thing in the countryside.
"What's going on?" Duan Yanshan asked Zhang Erzhu to express the anxiety in his heart first, and then he could find his concerns and reach his heart.
"This is what happened between me and my family Jinhua. Look at this old cow. It only eats but doesn't give birth to calves. I wasted a lot of energy in vain!" Zhang Erzhu said this and took another puff of cigarette.
"Don't they all go to the hospital? Look at the TV, there are advertisements every day saying that Beijing Xingxing Hospital can treat this!"
"Don't mention those shabby hospitals. Last time I went for a checkup, the doctors touched me all over. Not only was it uncomfortable, but they also charged me a lot of money!"
"Oh, yes. Nowadays, if you don't get two dollars to go to the hospital, you can't afford medical treatment. Look at those doctors wearing clothes with such big pockets. Those pockets are used to carry money. If the money is not enough,
If it’s in your pocket, you won’t be able to treat the disease well!”
"***, I get angry just thinking about it! Uncle Shan, see if you can help us check if we have hit something unlucky." Zhang Erzhu finally explained his purpose and leaned on the bed at the other end of the bamboo bed.
On his head, he lifted up his clothes to reveal his dark belly.
"Oh, that's it, Ergou, hurry up and get a glass of water for Zhang's brother and sister-in-law." Duan Yanshan shouted into the house. When he was an old bachelor, he usually told people that he was a ghost exorcist when he was cheating outside.
This could only be done without any family members. Even if it meant sacrificing Duan Yanshan's personal happiness, he also had to protect the safety of his neighbors.
"Oh, here we come!" Ma Ergou quickly picked up a kettle filled with cold water from home and came out with two large bowls in one hand. He handed the two bowls to Zhang Erzhu and Jin Hua, and then gave them to each of them.
Pour two large bowls full of cold water.
"Gudong, Gudong~" The two of them drank the cold water in the bowl in one breath. Zhang Erzhu first handed the bowl to Ma Ergou, and then turned to look at Duan Yanshan, who was counting with his fingers.
"Ergou, are you here to learn skills from Uncle Shan?" Jinhua said after drinking the water and handing the bowl to Ma Ergou. Ma Ergou, an orphan who grew up eating hundreds of meals, with everyone's help
He barely finished high school, and no one was willing to care about his success.
"Well, sister-in-law, do you want something to drink?" Ma Ergou asked with concern.
"I'm not going to drink anymore. Just put these away. We'll pour them in later when we want to drink." Jinhua said as she lifted up her clothes and wiped the sweat on her face and the corners of her mouth.
From where Ma Ergou was standing, the moment Jinhua lifted up her clothes, she happened to see a large expanse of snow-white skin from Jinhua's neck to her chest, as well as two big bulging buns, as if they were freshly baked.
It was also filled with water vapor, which made Ma Ergou's eyes go straight.
"Ergou, go help me get my book!" Duan Yanshan's words interrupted Ma Ergou's endless reverie. He immediately realized his embarrassment, so he quickly put down the things in his hands and went to the house to get the book.
went.
Duan Yanshan's education level is only at the fifth or sixth grade level. He is barely blind. He can only understand 10% or 20% of the books he has on Feng Shui and ghosts and gods. This does not affect his ability to use some professional knowledge in the books.
Use vocabulary to deceive these uneducated roughnecks in the countryside.
While Ma Ergou was looking for a book in the house, he was thinking absent-mindedly, could Sister-in-law Jinhua's fair and tender body be able to withstand the pressure of Zhang Erzhu, and would water come out as soon as it was pressed? Ma Ergou was looking for books in the house.
When Ergou was in high school, all his classmates were educated about sex, but Ma Ergou had no spare money except for food, and he didn't go to school, so he had to borrow money from his classmates.
He read some plot books, and every time he read them, his face turned red, his neck thickened, and his heart beat faster. He had never seen a real scene and could only stay in the stage of fantasy.
Duan Yanshan took the book handed over by Ma Ergou, flipped through it symbolically, and then began to ask Zhang Erzhu some questions. Duan Yanshan, an old man in the world, must have his own two brushes. His master was teaching
When he was young, he had already shown him all these tricks that didn't require much effort.
These questions have two rules. The first point is that they must first limit the person being asked to a frame. This frame is very fuzzy and large. Then the person being asked will be asked to recall some things. As long as they are asked
When the subject says something similar to the things in this frame, the interrogator will extract it and say that this is the place where there is a ghost.
The person being questioned is so convinced that it’s so amazing. How come you know things that I don’t know or don’t care about? This is a very simple truth, it’s a kind of suggestive memory in the heart. Duan Yanshan has tried it every time!
Ma Ergou has also seen a lot of how Duan Yanshan convinced others these days, and his heart is full of admiration. But at this time, although he pretended to be listening to the conversation between the two people, his eyes went to Jin from time to time.
The flower looked at it.
Although Jinhua is a rural woman, she lives in the adjacent Jiangdong Village. There is a big river in front of her house. The women by the water are very spiritual, and their skin is also very good, white and tender. Because she has not given birth to children.
, the figure is still so perfect, convex in the places that should be convex, and concave in the places that should be concave. If you dress up on a market day, when you go to the streets in the countryside, you will be no different from the beautiful women in the government agencies. And it is hot today.
Damn, she doesn't seem to be wearing any clothes underneath, and there are actually two small bumps on the loose T-shirt!
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