"Uncle Shan, that's it. As long as you help me take care of it, money or anything else won't be a problem." Zhang Erzhu patted his belly and said fiercely. This bull from Jiangdong Village had been there a few years ago.
He was very arrogant in front of everyone. Not only was he born with supernatural powers, but he was also married to a beautiful woman named Jinhua.
"This matter mainly depends on whether you are sincere or not. You know that this matter of ghost possession often leaves a knot in your heart. I am just showing you a way. Whether you can get out of it or not depends on yourself.
Yes!" Duan Yanshan, this old fox, will not reveal any flaws.
"I'll definitely make it out." Zhang Erzhu patted his dark belly again excitedly.
"Uncle Shan, you have to help us anyway!" Jinhua couldn't say anything here, and she became excited when she heard this. She leaned forward, and the deep ravine on her chest was inadvertently exposed.
Out.
"Well, Ergou, hurry up and get some food to eat with Zhang's brother and sister-in-law!" Duan Yanshan swallowed hard. He had long been salivating over Jinhua, a beauty, and this time he had another opportunity.
Come on, his eyes are rolling around.
"Why are you so embarrassed to eat at Uncle Shan's place?" Jinhua stood up with a bow, the cover of her chest was completely lost, and two big and beautiful peaches flashed in front of Duan Yanshan's eyes, and she immediately stood up straight because of Jinhua.
He lost his body and disappeared.
"Eat here, eat here!" Duan Yanshan quickly jumped off the bamboo bed and grabbed Jinhua and his wife who were about to leave. Duan Yanshan secretly exerted force on the hand holding Jinhua, ah! Although this hand is used every day
Although he was doing farm work, he was still so soft and boneless. If he put this hand on his body and touched it, it would be...
"Let's eat here." Ma Ergou said beside him.
Zhang Erzhu saw that Duanyan was pulling hard and couldn't break free, so he had no choice but to say: "Then we'll eat at Uncle Shan's place. Jinhua, go help Ergou cook!"
"Oh, it's really troublesome for Uncle Shan!" Jinhua also felt Duan Yanshan's hand exerting force, and said that he was enthusiastically trying to persuade them to have this meal. Who knew Duan Yanshan's methods to let them have this meal?
Firstly, he just saw the two majestic Wushan Goddess Peaks in Jinhua and wanted to experience them from a distance. Secondly, while eating, he would pretend to suddenly think of something and then ask for the price again. This was all while eating at someone else's house.
, Jinhua and the others would not be able to refuse anything.
"Come on, drink some more water." Duan Yanshan actually poured water for Zhang Erzhu diligently.
"Hmm, Uncle Shan, come and have another cigarette!" Duan Yanshan's method worked again, and he exchanged a bowl of cold water for a cigarette.
Jinhua entered the kitchen, and Ma Ergou was washing the pot. The rural rice here is cooked with electric rice cookers, and cooking is done on the stove.
Jinhua stuffed a few pieces of coal into the stove and looked at Ma Ergou who was busy on the stove, and there was a slight ripple in her heart.
Men in this rural area are more or less masculine. Zhang Erzhu's masculinity is particularly strong. On weekdays, the two of them work in the fields together, but when they get home, Zhang Erzhu just lies there motionless.
She has to take care of everything. Ask him to help with something, and not only does he not do it, but he gets scolded!
Ma Ergou, a student who just graduated from high school, is tall and handsome, still a bit childish, and has an upright temper. These are some humanistic habits that have not been refined by society! He will follow Duan Yanshan because of this cunning
The old man felt that he was getting old and there was an errand boy by his side. Generally speaking, middle and high school graduates in rural areas have gone out to work, but Ma Ergou suffered from being alone and had no one to take care of him. Originally, this section of the rock mountain often supported him.
, so I had to follow Duan Yanshan first.
Jinhua stared at Ma Ergou who was cleaning the pot on the stove. She scooped water from the water tank and poured it into the pot. She picked up the pot and spoon and didn't know where to put it. Her posture and movements were all stiff. She couldn't help but feel in her heart.
Laughing, this is not a job for men.
Jinhua decided to go up and help Ergou do these things, so she walked up.
Ergou was obsessed with what he was doing, and did not notice at all that Jinhua, who was in front of the stove, had come to his side. But the moment he turned around, he suddenly felt that there was something between the back of his hand and his elbow.
A ball of cotton was the same as the bag, soft and warm, but more elastic than the cotton bag and more human-like. It was so comfortable that Ma Ergou thought he was hallucinating, so he put his hand to what felt like a cotton bag again.
It's much more comfortable than a cotton bag and it's arched in places.
So comfortable! Ma Ergou once again felt that this was not an illusion. Secondly, it was a kind of touch that he had never enjoyed before, warm and soft. Slowly, he also discovered that this thing had an outline and was not a lump.
, are two groups, to be more specific, they seem to be two balls, no, they are two peaches~~ Thinking about it again, it seems to be the two tall goddess peaks of Sister Jinhua that I just saw in the yard!
Thinking of this, Ma Ergou couldn't help but retract his hand and looked up. Sister Jinhua who was in front of the stove just now was no longer there. While he was stunned, something in his hand was suddenly taken away by someone else. Ma Ergou
When he changed his hands, he saw that it was Sister-in-law Jinhua who had come to him. The place where his hand just touched was actually the place where he had just thought!
Ma Ergou screamed in his heart that it was bad, he might be slapped by Sister Jinhua now!
"I'll do it!" Jinhua said. She didn't expect the situation just now, but Ma Ergou was an unintentional mistake. Besides, it felt good to have Ma Ergou wreak havoc on the two mountain peaks like that. If
The two of them became husband and wife, so they could cook in the kitchen harmoniously, and it wouldn't be a bad idea to have a little excitement every once in a while!
Unexpectedly, Sister-in-law Jinhua didn't mean to blame her for the indecent act. Although Ma Ergou's awkward feeling was relieved a lot, his heart was still pounding! And the feeling was so wonderful!
After experiencing what happened just now, the two of them each pondered the subtleties in their hearts without saying too many words, and then quickly completed the dinner with mutual cooperation.
Then the few of them had dinner and agreed on a date to exorcise ghosts.
When the day came, Ma Ergou helped Duan Yanshan get the things, while Duan Yanshan walked in front easily and arrived at Zhang Erzhu's house at noon. Duan Yanshan's old fox finally agreed with Zhang Erzhu that the price of this exorcism was
Two hundred and forty yuan, starting from 12 noon on the agreed day and finishing at 12 pm.
Zhang Erzhu and Jinhua prepared lunch and waited for the two of them. When they got home, they had a meal first and rested for a long time before starting to do things. During this time, Duan Yanshan was giving the orders, and everything was left to chance.
It's not that Duan Yanshan is lazy when Ergou does it. It's just that during the day, everyone in the neighborhood has gone to work in the fields and no one comes here to watch. Duan Yanshan saves his energy and
Later, when the folks come back from work, there will definitely be people watching. At that time, Duan Yanshan will try his best to dance the dances that no one else understands, sing the tunes that no one else understands, and do the things that no one else understands.
A ritual that no one understands.
Jinhua was very happy when she saw Ma Ergou coming. Ma Ergou was busy looking for something. Jinhua was also very cooperative. When the weather got hot, Ma Ergou soon became tired and covered with sweat. Jinhua hurried
I went to get some cold water and put it aside. As Ma Ergou drank the cold water, he looked at Jinhua with eyes full of gratitude. Jinhua's behavior was met by Ma Ergou's tender eyes, and he was very excited in his heart.
After busy for a long time, Duan Yanshan stepped in, lit a few bunches of incense, and put them on the table. Then he asked Zhang Erzhu to kneel in front of the table, stuffed the piece of banana bark into Ma Ergou's hand, and asked Zhang Ergou to kneel down.
He kept patting Zhang Ergou's lower back, and then Duanyan sat down at the top of the table, muttering something in his mouth, and asking Zhang Erzhu something from time to time. Zhang Erzhu didn't know what he was talking about.
He answered randomly.
The afternoon sun shone into the main room of Zhang Erzhu's house, and it was so hot that it stung people's eyes. Duan Yanshan naturally sat where the sun could not reach him, and Ma Ergou stood aside, feeling that one side of his face was almost cooked.
Normally. Zhang Erzhu, who was kneeling on the ground, was naturally the hottest person. The banana bark held by Ma Ergou only hit him lightly, so it naturally didn't hurt.
"Southern God bless me Zhang Erzhu, Nanhai Guanshiyin is merciful, and give me Zhang Erzhu a house full of children and grandchildren~~~~" Duan Yanshan sang with a long tail note, Zhang Erzhu couldn't help wiping sweat, and his legs were a little numb from kneeling.
"Zhang Erzhu, this envoy wants to ask you, are you obsessed with chaos and don't know how to turn around?" Duan Yanshan knocked on the table with a token made of wood.
"Yes!" Although Zhang Erzhu was hot and tired, he still tensed his nerves and answered the questions carefully, for fear that he would offend the gods with his disrespect and cause another disaster.
"Well~ God bless me, the disaster is over. I, the envoy Duan Yanshan, asked the ancestor to send out magic weapons to get rid of the inner demons." Duan Yanshan suddenly jumped up, pulled out the peach wood sword beside him, and waved it a few times out of thin air.
Then he put it into the scabbard again.
"After the divine soldiers are sent out, the troops and horses have not moved, the food and grass go first, and the yin and yang money are presented at the same time." Duan Yanshan took a stack of yellow paper and lit it in various places.
"Jinhua, use a big bowl to hold some rice, and put twelve dollars on the rice."
"You don't have enough Yin money, you need more Yang money, otherwise you won't be able to hire magic soldiers!" Duan Yanshan said to Zhang Erzhu who was kneeling on the ground, "Get up!"
Zhang Erzhu got up from the ground as if he had received an amnesty. It turned out that the Yang Qian was agreed to be used for only one yuan and two yuan, but now it has increased tenfold to twelve yuan. It seems that Zhang Erzhu will have to draw one less yuan.
I packed a pack of cigarettes. But now that I can stand up, Zhang Erzhu’s inner discomfort is still gone!
A note to readers:
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