Being said to be a savior, no matter whether it is life or not, at least I feel proud in my heart. At least this is a disguised affirmation. I turned back to Master and said: Master, please do the math.
Is he destined to be a great hero who slays demons?
The master had a sullen face and snorted: "It's not so much you, it's better to have set up a trap to get me to come, but the abacus was wrong. When it comes to fortune and misfortune, I can still make a good guess."
, Catching ghosts and subduing demons, my master never taught me this.
When Master said this, I really figured it out. Apart from being extremely handsome, there is really nothing special about me. It is absolutely impossible for me to get rid of demons. If you really want to say that there is something about me that is different from others, then
It’s just that I have a master who pretends to be a ghost. Could it be that it’s really just a pretense to let me come here, and the real target is my master?
Huzi waved his hand and said: No, I have also thought about this problem. I told Bread at that time that my brother did not have the ability to catch monsters. As for his master, it is okay to pretend to be a ghost, but it is unreliable to put hope in him. I
I asked her if she was a drunkard who didn't care about drinking. She said no, no one else can do it, only you can do it.
My master has an old naughty temper. When he heard Huzi say that he was unreliable, he got angry and scolded: You little bastard, don't use provocation. I really don't know how to catch monsters, and my old bones can't stand it.
Tossing, let me tell you the truth. I knew before I came here that this was not a simple matter. I did some calculations and the divination said that Xiao Sanliang would have great luck when he came here. That’s why I accompanied him here. I was afraid that he would
The opportunity has been missed. As for your boy, you will be both happy and sad. Be mentally prepared. I don’t know whether Xiao Sanliang can solve the deadlock here, but even if I risk my life, I can protect him.
At this time, I closed my notebook, stood up, and said seriously to Huzi: I want to see my sister-in-law, is that okay?
I was afraid that he wouldn't understand or misunderstood, so I added: She is your sister-in-law, Bread, who is engaged in a secret marriage. She is my sister-in-law no matter what, and she will not talk nonsense about saving the villagers from the fire. It is possible.
If so, I also want to kill that little turtle. Damn it, I almost got killed by it.
Huzi said with a troubled expression: Then why did you see her?
I said: I want to ask her if she needs me to do something. It is within my ability and I am obligated to do it.
Huzi nodded and said, "I'll give it a try."
We moved the incense table in the small dark room to the yard. Huzi pointed to the ground and said: Just put it here, she will be buried here.
He went back to the house and took a handful of paper money, and the three of us knelt on the ground. At this moment, I was calm on the outside, but boiling inside.
In the dark night, with a dim light, a female corpse was buried underground. We knelt here and wanted to see a ghost. This seemed to be something that a lunatic would do.
After Huzi paid his respects, he stood up, threw a handful of paper money, and said to the air: Bread, my brother wants to see you, and she is willing to help. Can you come out and see her?
He just stood there and kept repeating this sentence. On the fifth time, the lamp hanging in the yard suddenly flapped and went out.
Outside the yard, someone's dog started barking like crazy, and I heard someone outside crying like crazy. From the sound, it should be the crazy woman we saw yesterday who called herself the King of the Mountain Stream.
The night was very cold, Hu Zi was still talking, but at this moment, the air became extremely solemn. Suddenly, a woman wearing a red cotton-padded jacket appeared in front of me, with a pale face and scarlet lips, standing there cold and ethereal,
The feeling is not creepy, but dizzy. I have heard that ghosts are a kind of magnetic field, which can make people's heads dizzy when they are close to people. Now it seems that it is indeed true.
But when I saw her, what I was thinking about was, how could Huzi be able to do such a terrifying image?
When I actually saw it, I was terrified and nervous, but I didn't know how to communicate with her. Huzi went up to her and said, "Bread, this is what you said, Xiao Sanliang, he wants to ask you what you need him to do."
This woman just looked at me, her eyes were empty, without any expression. She just looked at me, and I thought to myself that you asked me to save you. Please don’t ask me, just come and say a few nice words.
No? But in the end she only said one sentence: You are here, I will not appear again, you have to untie this knot, this is your life.
After saying this, the lightbulb flashed and then came on again, and the woman in front of me disappeared. Even the crying and barking dogs outside the yard stopped abruptly. I shook my head, and it felt like everything just now was like
A dream. Did I see a ghost? Really? But what did the ghost look like? I don't remember anything except the scarlet lips.
I stayed there until Huzi woke me up and said: Sanliang, do you understand what she said?
I shook my head and said: It's not very clear. What she said didn't seem to mean that I wanted to save her, but that I should save her. What the hell do I owe her?
The master nodded and said: Yes, that's what she meant. Even if there is no her, no tiger, this matter is destined to fall on you. If there is no tiger, there can still be a dog, Erniu, it's hard to say anyway, I want to
How can I explain it to you? Take marriage for example. You are destined to marry a girl. You and she can be acquaintances, they can be in love, they can be colleagues - the path is not a problem, the problem is that marrying her is yours.
Life.
I muttered softly: Life?
With such a magic master, I know the sayings that one’s destiny, two luck, three feng shui, four and five rely on Yin De and five to study. Hu Zi’s Yin Marriage wife Bian Bao has been emphasizing that this is your fate.
This made me feel very uncomfortable. When I was young, I knew that I did not have a prominent family background, nor did I have the determination and perseverance to study hard for ten years and become rich and prosperous. It seemed that my destiny had destined me to study in a third-rate school.
I went to university, and then I was busy running for my life like countless young people living in a snail's nest. But at that time, I didn't believe in fate. I believed that my destiny was up to me.
I am impulsive and self-righteous, but life has polished me countless times over the years and smoothed my edges, making others think that I am more stable and mature now than before.
However, I believe in fate, I have matured and become stable, but the passion is gone, the self-confidence is gone, the goal is gone, the momentum is gone, and I am living like a zombie. This is the so-called stability? How many children are there like me?
Are you confused about your future in the dead of night?
I spat on the ground very suddenly and cursed: Go to hell!
Master and Huzi didn't know why I suddenly acted like this, and asked me almost at the same time: "Sanliang, what's wrong with you?"
I didn't say anything and said, "It's okay. Go to sleep. I want to see how these little brats can predict my fate. What exactly is destined for me in my destiny."
Huzi looked confused, but Master smiled and nodded, showing a secret that must not be revealed. I knew this was the expression.
After returning to the house, to be honest, after this experience, I feel that I have nothing to fear. What is there to be afraid of ghosts? I am not afraid of living things. How can I be afraid of you after death? To put it bluntly, you killed me.
Brother, I have become a ghost, can't I seek revenge from you?
These past few days have made me quite mentally exhausted. This sudden realization made me relax. Master and Huzi were arranging the incense table outside. I lay on the bed and fell asleep very quickly. This sleep,
It was dawn.
Today is Huzi’s big day. As one of the few wedding guests, I got up early and started helping Huzi tidy up the house. No matter how simple it is to organize a wedding, it is also a major event in a person’s life. It takes a lot of time.
Make some preparations.
The Northeastern uncle and the girl with a graceful appearance and a rough personality came to the door at about nine o'clock, and the food Huzi ordered was delivered at about the same time. The silly boy ordered more than thirty dishes at once, and the table was almost full.
"There are so many dishes in the whole house," I joked. "You and your new wife won't have to go out in a few days. There really will be nothing to do except work at home every day."
Hu Zi was stunned for a moment and said: There is nothing else to do but what to do? What do you mean?
The big girl on the side turned red and rolled her eyes at me, then spat and said: Rogue!
I laughed loudly. No matter how fierce your personality is, you are still an unmarried young lady. Around noon, Huzi called someone. With a smile on his face, he hung up the phone and said to us.
: Let’s go and pick up the bride.
Only then did I remember that his phone number was very strange. I could make calls but could not answer the phone. This made me quite confused before. On the way to pick up the bride at the entrance of the village, I asked him: What is your phone number like?
What's going on? It's very fashionable. Can I call you or not? Do you know? Because your phone number can't be reached. If it weren't for the uncle, I almost died in the town!
He gave me a weird smile and said: Isn't it awesome? I can't explain this thing in just a few words. I'll teach you when I have time.
As I was talking, I walked to the entrance of the village and saw three people standing there, two women, and a thin, pale man with an overindulgent look, and a goatee. I only looked at this man.
I stopped watching it once I saw it - even though I was very curious about human traffickers before.
Why don't you watch it? Because those two women are beautiful, so beautiful. So beautiful that it makes people's hearts tremble, so beautiful that they make people panic, and they are so beautiful that they make people thirsty.
I kicked the tiger in the face and cursed softly: How much did you say you bought your wife for? Eight thousand?!
Huzi nodded and said: Yes, eight thousand, I can't afford more. As you know, I just built a house.
I kicked him to death, and I hummed: Be careful, something is wrong! Are you crazy or something? Can you buy a girl like this for 8,000? There are many people who want her for 800,000!
Huzi grinned and said: Then I made a lot of money, right? Can I resell it?
I was immediately speechless and almost didn't even raise my breath. I cursed in my heart: I'm going to betray you!
These two girls, from the perspective of a senior pervert, have a perfect score of 100 points, definitely above 90 points. I have seen a lot of beauties. There are hundreds of movies about the island country on my computer hard drive, including all of them naked. They are all on TV and online.
There are also beauties everywhere, but women like that give people a very unreal feeling. They wear makeup, plastic surgery, etc. These two people are wearing very simple clothes. The styles from a few years ago, and judging from the materials, they are probably street stalls.
I got it online, but it looked very decent on both of them. Both of them have ponytails, their hair is black, straight and natural. I can't find anything wrong with their regular facial features. I can only use one sentence for such a woman.
To describe it, hibiscus emerges from clear water.
What's even more amazing is that if these two people stand together, they can get extra points. Why? Because the two of them look very similar. They are obviously twins. I want to slap myself twice to see if I am dreaming.
Can you really buy a woman for 8,000 yuan? To be honest, if it were me, I would do it for 8,000 yuan!
Huzi walked up and whispered to the overindulgent man with a goatee, and stuffed a few packs of good cigarettes into it. The two women seemed very shy and did not dare to raise their heads to meet people. This made me even more itchy. These days
, there are fewer shy women than aliens!
While Hu Zi was discussing over there, I wanted to talk to my uncle and master about these two women. Men's attitude towards beautiful women is regardless of age. But when I looked at them, I realized that they
Each of their faces is darker than the other, with a rather solemn expression of bitterness, hatred and deep hatred.
I wondered: What's going on? Do you also think it's unrealistic to spend eight thousand dollars to buy such a wife?
They both ignored me. I followed their gazes and found that the uncle was staring at the man with the goatee, while the master was looking at one of the women.
I looked at the Northeast girl and asked: What's going on with them?
The older girl cupped her hands and said, "Who knows? Old perverts, old perverts, the older they get, the more perverted they become."
I happily said: My master is lustful, there is nothing wrong with him looking at women, but your father has really strong taste, is it lustful to stare at a man?
As soon as I finished speaking, Master slapped me on the head and cursed: You are so stupid! That woman was the one in the red coffin that night! I definitely remember it well!
I looked at the woman who was still lowering her head and said in shock: I'm a fool! No way!
At this time, the uncle also suddenly hummed: Eight thousand yuan to buy a wife? Three liang, your friend named Huzi's words are not credible. The so-called human trafficker Goatee, he is not a person at all!
Not alone? I fainted and said: Does he have any accomplices?
The uncle rolled his eyes at me and said: I mean him, not a human being.
At this time, the northeastern girl spoke and said: You two old fools, please save it. Look at the huge sun in the sky. They can stand in the sun without any problems. How could they be ghosts? Tsk tsk, these two girls are so smart. I
If it's a man, even if it's a ghost, I'll admit it.
Uncle Dongbei had a dark face and was very confused. Finally he sighed and said: It's all my fault that I wasn't good at studying. If only my master were here, everything would be easier.
But my master walked directly towards the two women, pointed at one of them and snorted: "Do you think I can't recognize you?"
The woman she was talking about suddenly became panicked, and the next moment, she burst into tears.
I felt a chill in my heart and thought: Damn it, there is really something wrong with this woman.