I haven't even torn it apart yet, and I'm crying like this. I'm such a bear prince!
"Come, eldest prince, let me rub your legs." Datong came over, took the maid away, and asked the eldest prince to sit on the stone bench with soft cushions.
The eldest prince spread his legs as thick as an elephant and looked at Tian Datong angrily.
Tian Datong squatted down and rubbed from his ankles to his calves, then to his knees, and then to his thighs. Finally, Datong's hand stopped at the root of his thigh, and his thumb and index finger pinched a piece of meat on the inside of his thigh and turned it around...
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"Ah, ah, ah..." The eldest prince screamed in pain!
What Datong pinched was called ruthless. The eldest prince had already rolled off the stone bench...
Only then did Datong stand up.
"I'm just diagnosing the eldest prince's illness. Don't be surprised if you don't see me." Datong cleared his throat and said to the people around him without changing his expression.
"You, go find some fat geese raised by the palace." Datong said to the palace maid in charge.
The person in charge didn’t know why the champion treated the eldest prince like this, so she couldn’t ask any more questions, so she had to do it obediently. She thought that the champion was looking for a fat goose to replenish the eldest prince’s health!
Although his body is already very strong, the eldest prince's love for chicken, duck and fish can be compared with his love for women...
The eldest prince was rolling on the ground alone, and no one paid attention to him. The maids and Zilu were just watching the fun.
The slap in the face didn't make him recover, and with the pinch in his thigh, and now the fall, there was no pain in the eldest prince's body.
Let him wallow!
Regardless of whether he laughed or not, Datong made him cry first!
"Prince, normal people take off their pants when sleeping. How can you stick to the mattress with your pants on? Are you not a normal person?" Datong Chunchun induced.
The eldest prince thought it was reasonable, so he took off his trousers, leaving only his knee-length trousers. The big bird between his legs had already sprouted, which made everyone's hair stand on end. This was a silver stick, a romantic ruffian...
You can imagine how these poor palace maids were tortured by this idiot at night!
The eldest prince was about to undress and undress the "matzi" when the palace maid in charge came over with four big fat geese.
"Eat meat, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat..." The eldest prince rubbed the breast of a palace maid, looked at the big fat goose, and shouted.
I don’t know which meat he is talking about...
Datong brought the fat goose over, untied the rope around its neck, and placed it next to the eldest prince...
Haha, before you eat meat, let me first let you taste what it feels like to be eaten!
Those four big fat geese happened to have no lunch at noon! When they saw the plump eldest prince, they fluttered their wings and passed by. One of them pinched the eldest prince's thigh with its long neck, and the other pinched the eldest prince's calf.
, the third one was not idle either, and went to bite his big fat face...
The fourth big fat goose looked at it and saw that everyone had taken advantage of the good spots!
Hey, what's that thing sticking out between your legs? Maybe it's delicious...