Hey hey hey, the big fat goose walked over crookedly...
It stopped between the eldest prince's legs, opened a gap, plunged down, and mercilessly twisted the eldest prince's manhood...
Those things are all soft and meaty, and this big white goose knows how to find ingredients!
"Ula, oooo, quack..." The eldest prince was surrounded by enemies. His screams no longer looked like humans or ghosts. He was like a wolf crying and a ghost howling. His voice filled the whole courtyard...
No matter how hard he fluttered, the big white goose still held its grip and refused to let go, threatening to bite it off...
Zilu and the maids looked at each other and grinned...
After a long time, the big white goose couldn't be pinched at first sight, so they let go and walked away swaggeringly. The eldest prince was still rolling around in the same place. He was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up, and he didn't even have the strength to glare at Tian Datong...
Covering his private parts with both hands, ouch, ouch, ouch...
If you can cry, you can laugh!
Tian Datong thought so.
In the afternoon, when the eldest prince gradually emerged from the shadow of the big white goose, he came to Tian Datong and stared at him fiercely.
"Look what's in my eyes, it's you. I'll pinch you to death! I'll pinch you to death! I'll make you mad! I'll make you mad!" The eldest prince blinked his eyes fiercely, and then started dancing.
"I want to bite your bird too, I am a big white goose!" The eldest prince stared at Datong's private parts...
Datong didn't care and pushed him to the ground. Although the fat man was heavy, he was bloated and had loose flesh, so he was easily pushed to the ground.
Datong took off his shoes and socks and scratched the soles of his feet with a piece of dogtail grass, but this guy didn't smile. His expression didn't change at all from before. He stared at Datong's private parts, as if he really wanted to take a bite...
Datong naturally did not give up, by tickling his armpits, his waist, his ears, his back...
Datong tried all the places where a normal person might get itchy flesh, but it was completely useless to the eldest prince!
He is completely immune to this!
"I want to eat his milk..." The eldest prince pointed at Datong and said after being tossed for a long time.
Datong no longer wanted to hear these obscene words from him, so he picked up one of his smelly socks and stuffed it into the eldest prince's mouth like a steamed bun.
"Shh, as long as you smile, I will give it to you..." Datong coaxed this super invincible and wretched fool like a child...
"What is laughter?" the eldest prince asked.
Datong asked the palace ladies to come over and laugh continuously.
"As long as you can learn it, you can do anything you want. Do you know the fairies in the sky can make a mattress for you..." Datong must use this fool's method to deal with him.
"Wow, wow, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..." The prince learned all of a sudden, whether it was mouth shape or sound, not laughing, closer to crying!
"Shut up, you stupid pig!" Datong saw that he was really not pretending, this trick didn't work anymore, he had to think of other ways!
"Eat the milk, eat the bird..." The eldest prince muttered, staring at Datong fiercely, wanting to bite his head off.
"Let me tell you a story, okay?" Datong asked.
"I want to strip naked beauties, many, many beauties..." the eldest prince said sincerely.
Datong told the eldest prince more than a dozen jokes in a row, all of which were taught to her by Haitang. They were all so funny that even Zilu and the palace maids beside him laughed so hard that they couldn't stop and even held their stomachs...