The village king stood out with a big belly, his hands clasped behind his back, and took a square step on the stone road in the village. Behind the village king was a black and white mixed-haired dog, with a tail that stood up like a pole flag. It looked more powerful than the village king.
As the saying goes, the gods come down to ask about the land, and the village king is the "land master" here.
However, the village king does not regard himself as the land master here. He thinks the land master is a bit dull.
He always regarded himself as a local emperor. The village king especially liked to watch plays with emperors. The emperor in the play was romantic and happy. That was the life he longed for.
The village where the village king is located is a large ridge with a radius of dozens of miles. There are a few natural villages scattered on the large ridge, with a population of 1,000 or 800 people. The village king has the final say.
The village king's name is Zheng Shuang. When he thinks of this name, he always sighs, thanks to his father giving him a good name, which makes him live a happy life. Zheng Shuang started his happy life when he was eighteen years old, and he has been living a happy life until now.
At the age of nineteen, Zheng Shuang became the militia battalion commander, and at the age of twenty-two, he became the branch secretary. He didn't like the name branch secretary because he was too elegant. He liked to hear the mountain people call him the village king. Zheng Shuang became the branch secretary at the age of twenty-two.
Cadres who have been working for many years are familiar with everything above and all roads are open.
In Zheng Shuang's eyes, the people on the mountain are like the mud in his hands. They can be as round as they want and as flat as they want.
Zheng Shuang often said to his wife, who was once known as the most beautiful woman in the village: "I, the king of the village, am the king of this village and the emperor here. When I cough, some people will be so stunned that they can't close their hearts for a long time!"
This is indeed the case.
Wang Ergou had been a soldier and thought he had seen the world. When he first came back, he was so full of energy that he contradicted him at a mass meeting because he was a retired soldier. As a result, he had to carry 280 yuan to carry and his pants were in knots. The king of the village
Let his family be so poor that they turn the basket into a table.
Wang Ergou paid a heavy price for his opposition, and he is still a bachelor now. When the village king thought of Wang Ergou, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, so what if you were a soldier, will you be able to gain fruit by competing with our village king?
Because there is a small tuft of white hair in the middle of the head of the village king, the people on the mountain currently call him the village king, but behind the scenes, they add the word "miscellaneous hair" in front of "village king".
Of course the village king knew what everyone called him behind his back, but he didn't care about it.
He thought, I have the final say anyway, and the Zamao Village King is also the king! When he thought like this, he felt happy in his heart. This kind of refreshing feeling was what the village king wanted.
Everyone in the mountain knows that the king of Zamao Village has made a lot of money. Not to mention how he made false accounts from the villagers' handovers and withdrawals, nor from building roads and installing electric wires in the village. He has taken a lot of kickbacks, even from family planning.
, he can also win gold and people by virtue of his strength.
"Win gold and win people! Hahaha!" the village king thought as he walked, and couldn't help but hum and laugh out loud, which made his fat belly tremble. He patted his fat belly and couldn't help but think of
Narcissus. That girl, Narcissus, is still young in her thirties!
When the village king thought of Narcissus, it was like a ripe big bayberry swinging in front of his eyes, making him drool. Today, Wang Zai's father passed away and was buried, and he was invited to drink funeral wine. He had already thought about it, and he must sit next to Narcissus.
!When the village king thought this, he couldn't help but quicken his pace.
When the village king arrived, the dishes were being served. Everyone saw the village king and invited him to take a seat. He laughed and laughed while looking for Narcissus. Narcissus heard everyone greeting the village king and stood up and waved to him. The village king said
Narcissus walked away, and Li Bing, who was sitting next to Narcissus, quickly stood up and offered his seat. The village king sat next to Narcissus unceremoniously. After a while, the dishes were all served, chopsticks were handed out, and everyone started drinking.
As soon as the wine was filled, several people at the table with the village king raised their glasses to toast the village king's wine. The village king accepted it happily and raised his glasses to drink.
When the wine was half drunk, the village king picked up the wine glass, stared at Narcissus with side eyes, and said in a tone of voice: "Sister-in-law, I have worked hard and labored for everyone, why don't you drink two more glasses with me?"
Narcissus did not stand up, but there was a smile on his lips: "Okay! Brother, I will toast you four more glasses." At this time, Narcissus, who had already drank several glasses of wine, his face was as red as a ripe peach.
There was a "ding" sound, and the two small wine glasses kissed like two small mouths. Several people at the same table cheered.
After the two small wine glasses kissed wildly for four times, the village king was already drunk and his eyes were bewildered.
Narcissus took a piece of duck butt dripping with oil and gave it to the village king, saying: "You must eat the duck butt I gave you!"
The branch secretary laughed loudly: "I love your butt the most! Don't worry, I love your butt the most. I will enjoy it slowly in a while!"
Narcissus smiled coquettishly: "Brother, the same year as the branch secretary, you are too good."
"What did you call me?" Wang Zhai asked and then asked again and again: "Brother of the same year as the branch secretary? Do you think I am ten years older than you? Are you the branch secretary or the brother of the same year?"
The village king asked a few questions and did not let Narcissus answer, but directly forced her with a smile: "If you call the party secretary, I will fine you four cups!"
Narcissus hurriedly stood up, held up the small wine glass, and gave him a wink. "My dear brother, I am in the same year! I will toast you four more glasses, okay?" Said Narcissus grabbed the king of the village with his soft and boneless hands.
The hand said: "Come on, clink glasses!"
"Drink quickly, drink quickly. It's sweet to hold hands and drink from a glass of wine." Niu Zai, Dong Mao, who was sitting at the same table, shouted a chant.
"Okay! Just hand over the cup, let's drink together!" The village king hurriedly stood up and bent his hand to hold Narcissus's hand.
Narcissus hurriedly brought the hands holding the cup to her chest, which not only protected her chest, but also cleverly avoided the hand of the village king. She smiled and said: "How dare I have a drink with the village king! I still respect the village.
King." After Narcissus finished speaking, he raised the wine glass to his lips and placed the small wine glass on his small and exquisite nose.
"Okay, Narcissus offered me a drink, I will definitely drink it!" The village king raised his neck and poured the wine in again. Although Narcissus' wine glass touched the tip of his nose, he still wanted to leave some bottom.
But the village king stared closely, turned his cup upside down, and stared at Narcissus: "We want to be good to the end, good to the end, from the top of the mouth to the bottom of the mouth!"
Cowboy and Dongmao laughed loudly after hearing this, and Narcissus also laughed.
Over there, Wang Zai and several of his brothers couldn't stand it, and looked sideways from a distance. Niu Zai had sharp eyes, nuzzled towards Wang Zai, and said to the village king and Narcissus: "Stop making trouble, you
Look at people’s faces.”
The king of the village looked in the direction of Wangzi's nuzzled mouth, put the cup on the table, and said: "What are you afraid of? A funeral banquet is also a banquet. Don't you even drink wine at the banquet? They invited me here, isn't it just drinking wine?
Of?"
"My father is dead, let's not be too impatient." Dong Mao also timidly persuaded the village king.
But Narcissus stood up with a smile and said: "I'm drunk, Brother Tongnian. I'm leaving, Brother Tongnian." "Sister Narcissus is drunk, and I won't drink anymore. Sister, I'll see you off."
"The village king also stood up.
"I'm drunk, but I also know that I don't call you the village party secretary, I call you Brother Tongnian. Brother Tongnian, I'm drunk, but I'm sober. I don't want you to send me away. I can still walk back." Narcissus said next to him.