0002: Aren’t you shy about teasing women like this?
0002: Aren’t you shy about teasing women like this?
Narcissus walked out of the gate of the wall and didn't hear the footsteps behind him, so he felt a little disappointed.
Narcissus was unwilling to give in: Was her flirtatious look at the banquet in vain? In order to realize the plan in her heart as soon as possible, she found enough reasons not to let her husband come to drink the funeral wine.
She knew that although Sanjun was a useless man, a tree wanted its skin and a man wanted his face. She had to save some face for her man, ogling and flirting with other men in front of her own man.
Doesn't that mean slapping your man?
Narcissus's deliberate plan failed. After sighing deeply, he couldn't help but look back.
Seeing this, Narcissus was shocked and delighted, and his eyebrows flew up instantly. The village king was quietly following Narcissus on his toes. After looking at each other for a second, Narcissus pretended to be angry and said: "You and me?"
As quietly as a thief, it startled me and almost gave me a heart attack."
The village king laughed and said: "You said you wouldn't let me give it away, so I had to give it away quietly. You said it scared your heartbeat? Isn't it the heartbeat caused by your excitement?" Narcissus walked and said: "I wanted to drink with you a few times.
Yes, but my interest was ruined by them."
"It's true! Humph, I have been a cadre for more than 20 years, and I have worked hard and achieved great results. What does it mean to drink some wine when I am happy? Narcissus, don't you think so?" The village king took two steps and started talking to Narcissus side by side.
Narcissus echoed: "That's right, that's right. The king of the village thinks highly of them when he drinks."
"Sister Narcissus, in private, you are not allowed to call me the village king, but call me brother of the same year. Otherwise, you can call me brother Shuang. Haha, brother Shuang! It's more pleasant to call me this way. Call me brother Shuang!" the village king said with his elbows.
Touched the narcissus.
Narcissus smiled and took two steps quickly and said, "Brother Shuang, you are drunk and staggering around. It will be unpleasant if you fall, hehe."
The village king laughed loudly: "Sister Narcissus, you are simply an elf on earth. No! You are the ghost of a man! Or no, you are a monster who specializes in beating men's bones. Men will lose their bones when they see you."
Narcissus said "hehe" again: "That's nice to say. Why are my bones still so hard when you see me? Not to mention that my bones are soft after being smoked, you don't even nod your head. It's no wonder, you are well-informed.
What kind of man, what kind of woman... Hehe, right?"
While talking, Narcissus and the village king turned around a few corners of the house and walked onto a small mountain road.
The winding mountain road looks like a dancing white line under the illumination of the moonlight.
The shadows of the trees on both sides of the mountain road were swaying, making the mountain road look charming. Narcissus walked softly next to the village king, as if he was really drunk.
"Darcissus, to be honest, no woman can compare to you. Your face is like a ripe peach. Men want to take a bite when they see you!"
"Bite your mother's widowed eggs! You got me drunk just to eat me?" Narcissus leaned towards the village king. The village king put his arm around Narcissus' slender waist: "Haha, sister Narcissus, you are really a little drunk.
." As he said that, the village king wanted to bite Narcissus's half-open mouth.
Narcissus turned her face, and the village king's mouth only touched the left side of Narcissus' face.
Narcissus hurriedly slapped away the village king's hand: "Don't bully your sister!"
The village king laughed and said: "How dare I bully a girl? I can only be bullied by you in front of you! Look, the moon is embarrassed to see me, a grown man, being bullied by you. It has hid in the clouds!"
When the village king said this, Narcissus looked at the sky and said with a smile: "People say the moon girl, the moon is a girl, she is shy. Which girl is not shy when she sees the village king teasing a woman like this?"
"You called me the village king again? Let's see how I punish you!" the village king said, and he took Narcissus into his arms. He put one hand around Narcissus' slim waist, and the other hand went up from the bottom of Narcissus' clothes.
Arch... Narcissus twisted its waist "hehe".
The night in the mountains is not silent. Although the mountain wind blows only gently, the leaves are dancing on the branches and playing a lively tune. The occasional hoot of an owl is like a siren in the distance.
.
"Oh, brother of the same age, please be gentler," Narcissus gasped, "I'm not asking you to knead your daddy. Don't you feel the same way about your wife?"
"Okay, be gentle. Don't swing your body to get away from me. I'll be gentle." The village king's hand changed its pattern and wound like a snake, from one hilltop to another. Narcissus had to stop.
Narcissus, who had stopped moving, was breathing more and more rapidly.
Suddenly, with a squeaking sound, the village king's hand slid across the soft open area...
"As anxious as a monkey! I still have something to say." Narcissus hurriedly grabbed the village king's hand.
"Speak quickly!" the village king gasped.
"Don't scare me away in such a hurry, Brother Tong Nian. Let's talk while walking." Narcissus broke away from the village king, took two steps and then slowed down.
The village king followed Narcissus: "Sister Narcissus, if you have anything to say, just tell me. If you have anything you need help with, just ask. As long as my brother of the same age can do it, I will definitely do it for you."
"Brother of the same year, you are a capable person in my heart, Narcissus. There is nothing you can't do. I just want to see if you are willing to help me do it!"
"Let's talk about what's going on first, don't beat around the bush." The village king looked impatient.
Narcissus touched the village king with his shoulder: "Brother of the same year, you also know that in our village, women can't stand up if they only have daughters but no sons. I gave birth to two daughters, and even though my man is a coward, he still dislikes me.
Here. Please help me get a birth certificate and let me have a son!"
"Sister Narcissus, I didn't ask anyone to drag you to be sterilized. I only asked you to get a ring. I have already taken good care of you. You still want to have three children! You are so seductive, do you really want to harm me?" The village king stopped.
Stopped.
Narcissus also stopped. She saw that the king was one step behind her, so she took a step back, rested her head on the king's shoulder, blew a small cherry mouth into the king's neck, and said, "Help me! Don't look at the fish."
Love, it depends on the water condition, it depends on our love, you have to help too!" After Narcissus finished speaking, he nudged the village king with his buttocks.
"You want a son? Okay! I'll help you sow the seeds!" After the village king finished speaking, he hugged Narcissus again, his hands becoming restless.
Narcissus broke away from the village king: "Huh, I didn't get the birth certificate, why should I trust you?"
"If you don't believe it, don't believe it!" The village king stopped and turned around: "I have sent you so far, and you have already passed the crossroads of my home, so I won't see you off."
Shuixian hurriedly gave the village king a hand, held his face and kissed him: "Brother of the same year, don't be heartless. I promise you that when I get the birth certificate, I can stand or lie down as you like. Although I, Shuixian, am
A prostitute, I promise to keep my word. How about my brother who is the same age?"
The village king laughed and said, "You are a human and a demon woman! I really can't do anything to you!" Narcissus laughed and ran towards his home.