Zheng Shuang felt inexplicably irritable in his heart. He didn't want to quarrel with Xue'er. When he saw that Xue'er really stopped talking, he stood up and clasped his hands behind his back and went out.
The village king turned to the door of the most lively sacrificial hall in the village. He saw a few people teasing the three fools.
The village king hasn't seen the Three Idiots for a long time.
This three fools are super-born children. His father’s name is Qin Jun and his mother’s name is Qing Su.
When Qing Su gave birth to two daughters, he began to advocate family planning. Qin Jun blamed his mother-in-law Qing Su for not having a son and always serving her with fists and feet.
In order to fight for her future, Qing Su secretly went to the town to find someone to get the ring in private. After she became pregnant, in order to avoid family planning, she and Qin Jun staged a scheming farce.
Qin Jun first punched and kicked her a few times, and she burst into tears. Qin Jun left her and ignored her, went out and walked around, shouting: "Someone is coming! My mother-in-law has hanged herself."
He rescued the mother-in-law, who had white bubbles in her mouth. Everyone scolded him, but he remained silent.
On the evening of the next day, he looked around for Qing Su, but couldn't find her. Everyone said that he usually liked to beat his mother-in-law. She must have run away. He said, just run away. Anyway, she can't give birth to a son for me.
At that time, no one thought that this was a ploy by the two of them. However, Qin Jun failed to grasp the timing and almost lost the life of the mother-in-law who was pregnant with the child.
Later, when Qing Su came back with her son in her arms, everyone thought she had brought back a bastard, and it was only then that Qin Jun told the truth.
It turned out that after they deliberately put on a show, Qing Su hid in a distant relative's house to give birth to a child.
When Qing Su first came back, the village king originally wanted to report to the town to punish her, but seeing that she was pitiful and there was nothing valuable at home, he asked her to get a sterilization.
Qin Jun was naturally happy when he had a son.
Who would have known that when my son was one year old, he would realize that he was a little stupid.
He is three years old and can speak well, but his mouth is always drooling.
The people in the village also noticed the child's stupidity and called him "Three Idiots".
He was used to being called in the village, but not many people knew his real name.
This idiot has grown to be sixteen years old. Although he no longer drools, his intelligence is the same as that of a child of several years old!
Of course, the intelligence of children at a certain age is not that great.
The village king and the elders would call him "Three Idiots", and he would always happily agree.
However, if a child of several years old calls him a fool, he will glare and say, "Shout again!" If the child continues to shout, he will kick his feet as if to catch up: "Who is the fool? I will beat you.
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The three idiots' home is on the far left side of the village, many miles away from the sacrificial hall, and also far away from the village king's home. However, the three idiots often come to the sacrificial hall to play. It's a lively place.
The Three Idiots are very famous in the village. Except for the village king, no one is probably more famous than him, because all the old people and children in the village know that there is a Three Idiots in the village.
The people living in the village are scattered, and the entire village is at least five or six miles away, let alone ten or eight miles!
The three idiots are the news publishers in the village.
From beginning to end of the year, the three idiots got up at dawn. No matter it was sunny or rainy, he would wear a bamboo hat and go around the village to announce the news.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the news released by Three Idiots was: "My darling, we set off a lot of firecrackers! Crackling, crackling, red paper is all over the ground!"
He would walk around the village while talking about such simple news.
Usually, when someone fights with someone, he will shout: My bastard, it’s so dangerous! There’s a fight! Someone will be killed! Go and break up the fight!
Publishing news is always so simple, with no characters or places, just repeating a few words and walking around the village.
When the Three Idiots release news, it's useless to try to find out who and where they are. Because he won't pay attention to you when you talk to him, and he's afraid that if you reply, he will forget what news he wants to release.
Three Idiots just focused on publishing his news.
The village king saw everyone teasing the Three Idiots and saw the Three Idiots smiling stupidly. He thought that there was actually nothing wrong with the Three Idiots. At least, he was the happiest person in the village.
This should indeed be the case! The happiness of the Three Idiots is mainly reflected in his inner satisfaction.
The three fools like to play with the old people in the village.
The old man became the source of happiness for the three fools. The three fools would chat with the old man and do things for him.
The old man asked him to carry water and wash the sheets, and he would do it. He didn't care whether it was dirty work or tiring work.
Some old people would leave him to eat, and he would always say, "If I don't eat, my grandma will scold them!"
The three fools helped the old man but refused to eat. Some old men felt sorry for themselves and gave him one yuan.
The three fools will happily take the money, walk around the village again, and announce their news: "My bastard, there is so much money! I am rich!"
If you ask him who gave the money, he won't know.
The Three Idiots also particularly like mineral water bottles. Every time he picks up a mineral water bottle, he will happily shout: "Get rich, get rich!"
The village king thought about this, and a smile appeared on his lips.
The village king felt that the three idiots were people who spread happiness.
In fact, this is indeed the case. Where there are three idiots, there is laughter.
Although this laughter was caused by making fun of the three idiots, the three idiots were not annoyed. He always laughed with everyone.
The three idiots also love to tease children.
When a child cries, adults can't stop it. The three fools will tease the child and say: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'll roll in the mud to show you!"
As the three fools said, they would roll on the ground, make colorful faces, and make adults and children laugh.
The village king thought about the happiness that the three fools brought to people, and he walked towards the three fools.
Before the village king could reach the three fools, the three fools burst into tears.
The king of the village saw the gangster in the village, Little Loach, kicking the three idiots hard on the buttocks: "You three idiots, you were brought back from outside, you bastards! I asked you to shine my shoes, but you didn't do it.
wipe!"
The village king walked over and grabbed the little loach by the back collar. The little loach was about to curse, but turned around and saw the village king, so he quickly changed his words and said, "You are the village king! Be gentle!"
The village king turned his hand in front of the little loach, grabbed his collar, and pressed his fist against the little loach's chin.
"Ouch! It hurts! Be gentle..."
"You call me a bastard? I see your mother is so beautiful, but she gave birth to such a bastard like you!" the village king stared at him and said.
"King of the Village! Good people! Good people..." The three fools got up and laughed.
"King of the village, be gentle..." The little loach just begged for mercy.
"Three Idiots are kind people! You little loach is wicked! You are not as good as Three Idiots, you know?" The village king hasn't let go yet.
"I understand. Please... be gentle..." the little loach continued to beg for mercy.
The village king let go: "Let's go! Go to your home! Let your father educate you!"
The little loach looked at the village king and walked slowly towards his home, with the village king following behind him.