Little Loach heard the footsteps of the village king behind him and said: "Zhai Wang, I only kicked three fools once, so don't watch how my father punishes me!"
"Little Loach, I don't want to punish you. You are almost an adult. I want you to become a useful person. The Three Idiots are a bit stupid, but they will not bring harm to the village, and they also help the old man.
Here!" The village king said calmly.
"I didn't harm anyone, did I? I was just lazy and didn't help the family."
"You still said you didn't harm anyone? You've done sneaky things, how do you want to harm the people in the village?"
"King of the Village, I occasionally grab a bunch of chicken and go have a few drinks with my buddies in the town. The brothers in the town are talking about relationships, so I can't just go there empty-handed!"
"Why don't you learn well? I'm too lazy to beat you, lest the people in the village say I was rough on you. I'll let your father punish you today!"
"Prince of the village, I went home, but my father is not at home either. King of the village, you said in front of the memorial hall that my grandma is good-looking. Is it true? Is it false? Do you like my grandma?"
"What a bastard! Is there any son who talks about his grandma like that?" the village king yelled.
"King of the village, what's the matter? Men, when they see a beautiful woman, they will definitely be attracted by it! Don't be embarrassed!" Little Loach said and laughed.
"Little Loach, little Loach, how did your mother give birth to a son like you?" The village king shook his head.
"What's wrong with me? Aren't I cute too?"
"What a lovely head! Wait a minute and your father will whip you to see if you are still glib?"
"King of the Village! I ran away!"
At a fork in the road, the little loach suddenly ran and said something.
The village king did not chase him. He had already thought that the little loach would want to run away. Otherwise, how would he call him a little loach? The village king had no intention of handing him over to his father to fix him in the first place. He also knew that the little loach’s
If Abba could fix him, he would have been fixed long ago.
After the little loach finished shouting, he buried his head and ran as hard as he could. When he ran out of breath, he slowed down. He didn't hear the footsteps, so he looked back.
When the little loach saw the village king walking towards his home, he smiled and said to himself: "I told you the village king that my father is not at home, but you don't believe it. If you want to go hang out with my grandma, go ahead!"
The little loach smiled and kicked the stones on the ground as it walked.
When the little loach turned a mountain bend, he saw Li Chun standing up from a pile of thatch, her hand still touching the waist of her trousers.
"Hahaha! Lichun, it's convenient for you to hide in the thatch! I even saw your white fart*!" the little loach laughed.
"You're talking nonsense! The thatch is so dense, can you see my fart?" Li Chun cursed and walked out.
"Who lied to you! Not only did I see your white butt*! I even saw the black mole on your left butt* clearly!" The little loach looked at Li Chun.
There was a blush on Lichun's face. She looked back at the thatch where she was squatting just now, and asked puzzledly: "What do you think?"
Little Loach understood in his heart. It seemed that Lichun really had a small black mole on her left buttock. He smiled and said, "You didn't expect it! I was looking over here with a telescope. Who knew you were squatting with your pants off?"
It’s so convenient there!”
"You're a bad guy! You peek at women when it's convenient! Just watch them and don't tell them!" Li Chun said as she walked onto the road.
"Okay, I'll keep it a secret for you. But you let me kiss you, okay?" Little Loach smiled and approached Li Chun.
"You can't kiss her. You'll get pregnant if you kiss her." Li Chun said.
"Who said you can get pregnant if you kiss? You can get pregnant only if two people have sex!" Little Loach smiled brightly.
"My mother told me. He told me to be careful and not show my breasts to men. He said that the breasts of an unmarried girl are more valuable than gold! He said that you can't kiss a man because kissing will make you pregnant!" Li Chun tilted her head.
head.
"Your grandma is pregnant, and her belly is so big." Little Loach said, drawing a big arc on her chest with both hands, "Then your grandma just kissed your dad? You never heard you
Dad and grandma pressed the bed board and made a noise?"
When Li Chun heard what he said, she remembered hearing the mixed sounds several times at night. Her face turned even redder: "Little Loach, you are a bad guy! It's your mother and your father who made the bed make a sound when they pressed against each other!"
"They must have made the bed board squeak under their pressure. Otherwise, how could I be here? If you don't kiss me, forget it, and I'll leave. I'll tell my friends that you have a mole on your butt!" said the little loach.
Go forward.
"You can't say it! If you say it, I will be embarrassed to death!" Li Chun was so anxious that she almost cried.
The little loach turned around and patted Lichun: "Don't worry, I won't tell. How could I be willing to tell others the secrets I saw? Lichun, your farts are really white!"
"You're not shy!" Lichun pouted.
"I'm really not shy in front of you! I like you, I'll kiss you!" Little Loach said, holding Li Chun's head and covering her mouth with his mouth.
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The village king came to the door of Little Loach's house.
"Is Wang Jian at home?" the village king shouted at the top of his voice.
"Not at home. It's the king of the village! Come in and sit down." Wang Jian's wife Yang Qun walked out and saw that the king of the village hurriedly invited him into the house.
"You are so willing to leave! I'll serve you some tea. Do you have anything to say to Wang Jian?"
"It's okay. The little loach bullied the three idiots. I caught him and wanted to bring him back to let his father teach him a lesson, but who knew he ran away halfway. Anyway, it's not far from your house. I'll come over and take a look."
"Drink tea. That kid, Little Loach, is always causing trouble! Village King, you should have taught him a lesson on his father's behalf."
"Can I replace his father?" the village king laughed.
"King of the village, you are making fun of me again. Seriously, if you teach him a lesson on his father's behalf, we won't have any objection." Yang Qun sat down opposite the king of the village.
"Your son is a little loach! I really don't know how to say good things to him! I said, 'Your mother is so beautiful, how could she give birth to a son like you?' What do you think he said to me on the way?"
"How did he say?"
"He said, Village King, you said my mother is beautiful, do you miss her? I scolded him for being such a bastard. He said, who wouldn't want a man to see a beautiful woman? Village King, don't be embarrassed!"
"You, the village king, made it up yourself! What's so beautiful about me?" Yang Qun looked at the village king and smiled.
The village king looked at Yang Qun and smiled: "It's really the little loach who said it. Tell me, how did your son encourage me to get along with you?"
"He knew you wouldn't be nice to me, so he said it on purpose."
"Who said I won't be nice to you?"
"I said that." Yang Qun lowered his head.
In spring, women take off their cotton-padded jackets and wear sweaters instead of outerwear when not going out.
The village king saw Yang Qun's breasts rising and falling in her sweater, and he knew her heartbeat had accelerated.
"What you said is not what I thought. Who wouldn't want a beautiful woman like you?" the village king said with a smile.
"There are a lot of people in the village who want to think about it. But you don't think about it. People think about it, but it's in vain." Yang Qun finally raised his head and looked at the village king.
"If I think about it, it won't be in vain?"
"You won't miss me. You have many women!" Yang Qun began to boldly look into the village king's eyes.