An ordinary man is so angry that his blood splashes five steps, and Mumu is so angry that his thunder reaches the gods!!
Wang Mumu rushed to the husky like a madman, grabbed the dog's leg, and put the dog down directly with a beautiful sweeping kick. Then he took a gloved hand and started to give the husky a very professional "push!"
The husky originally tried its best to resist, but after Wang Mumu stroked it a few times, it suddenly let out a few mewls of joy, and then lay on the ground with its arms stretched out.
"Oh ****... If you **** were a human being, you wouldn't have anything to do with Ximen Qing. Jin Lian must be you!!"
Ten minutes later, the wolf dog rolled his eyes and lay on the ground twitching. This dog was not old, only a few months old. How could he withstand Wang Mumu's torture? His physical condition was not good to begin with, and he almost didn't go to see God after doing this.
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Wang Mumu sat leisurely on the ground and smoked a cigarette. According to Chenchen's later recollection, he did make a phone call at first, but then he heard that the living room was quite quiet. Logically speaking, Wang Mumu should be standing on the balcony of his home at this time.
, drinking a little wine and chanting poems that no one understands!
So he went out curiously and took a look. It didn't matter. His pet dog had lost its virginity and was lying on the ground dying.
"**Your uncle, Wang Mumu, what did you do to my son??" Chenchen has basically never been with anyone, and he doesn't bother to have romantic relationships. He has basically always been single, so he has a deep affection for this dog.
"It's okay, he kept poking me with his dick. I saw that he was very anxious, so I gave him a dick!" Wang Mumu replied calmly.
"I...I...you're paralyzed!!" Chenchen didn't know what to say, so she scolded Wang Mumu, then hugged her pet dog and ran straight to the pet hospital downstairs.
The veterinarian first looked at Chenchen strangely, and then said calmly: "Do you still plan to breed this dog with puppies?"
"not going to!"
"Then get sterilized!"
"Okay!" Chenchen was really afraid of Wang Mumu. He was afraid that the dog would get sick that day and poke Wang Mumu with his penis, so he simply neutered it. This would also be good for the dog's lifespan. The normal age of a dog is about 13 years old.
, after this ligation, you can live at least two more years.
Wang Mumu is such a person, he behaves in a different way, even a little ridiculous, but he is definitely a good person. Not long after this incident, Wang Mumu felt a little guilty. He had nothing to do, so he bought some Sanlu milk powder and went to see the dog.
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This dog and Wang Mumu formed a deep friendship, and I gave their relationship a clear positioning!
"friends with benefits!"
Okay, enough gossip, it’s time to get down to business. Wang Mumu and I got on Hong Xin’s rrv4 and saw a Satsuma that was as white as snow without a trace of hair. The hair had been trimmed carefully and was extremely beautiful.
Wang Mumu moved his buttocks, sat in the back, and stroked the dog's head. The dog looked noble and ignored Wang Mumu at all.
"What's the name of this dog?" Wang Mumu was at a loss for words.
"Dudu!" Hong Xin replied.
"Hey, Dudu? It doesn't sound good. It's a bit like a trumpet. Why don't you call it Rhubarb or something?" Wang Mumu himself is rather vulgar, and his name is also quite vulgar.
"No!" Hong Xin seemed a little impatient, and obviously regretted asking Wang Mumu to come with him.
Wang Mumu smiled awkwardly, and then started teasing the dog mindlessly. The dog was not a good person either. It bared its big mouth and started to scare Wang Mumu.
My head hurt from drinking recently, and I didn’t want to pay attention to them, so I kept looking at the scenery outside the window. When we were about to arrive at the dog market, I suddenly saw a familiar figure. I rubbed my eyes and took a closer look.
, blurted out: "Brother Xu!!"
"Who? Brother Xu? Where is he?" Wang Mumu was a bit confused. When he heard my words, he lay on my shoulder and looked out the window.
I saw Brother Xu sitting in front of a food stall with a man dressed like a beggar, eating snacks, drinking beer, and chatting.
Since the beggar was carrying his back, Mumu and I couldn't see his face clearly. We could only see Brother Xu's face.
"Brother Xu! What are you doing here with a beggar?" Wang Mumu asked strangely.
"How do I know!" I didn't think too much, thinking that Brother Xu had met someone familiar and had a casual meal together.
"Go down and say hello to Brother Xu?" Wang Mumu asked me.
"Don't go, why are you joining in the fun while others are having dinner!" I've been lazy recently and don't like to move, so I said perfunctorily to Wang Mumu.
We didn’t pay much attention to this matter, so we didn’t take it to heart at all. We headed all the way to the dog market. After a while, we arrived at the lively dog market, found a parking space, and we walked with “Dudu” on our hands.
Got out of the car.
The dog market in our city is quite large, with a lot of people. Most of them are relatively wealthy and older people who have nothing to do and keep a dog as a companion.
The three of us were wandering around and saw a Satsuma shop that was not in very good condition. We didn’t even ask the price and left directly.
"How about this dog? It's quite mighty, isn't it?" Wang Mumu said, pointing to an unusually tall dog.
"You're so stupid!! That's a Tibetan Mastiff, not the same breed. If I can't mate you with a brother, wouldn't that be fucked up!" I had nothing to do, so I turned around and scolded him.
"Hey, I don't want to talk to you!" Wang Mumu has been seeing me in a bad mood lately and is giving in to me.
While the two of us were having fun, Hong Xin took the dog and walked towards a stall. The two of us glanced at Hong Xin and walked over.
Who knew that the boss had not done anything yet? The Satsuma in the dog cage suddenly stood up, wagging his tail, drooling, and looking at Dudu.
"**, this dog is sick, it scared me!!" Wang Mumu was startled by the dog that suddenly stood up.
"It's okay, it's okay... This dog hasn't been bred yet. It's a bit suffocated. Is it ready for breeding?" The boss sat up, patted Satsuma, and asked us.
"Well, how much does it cost?" I asked on Hong Xin's behalf, after all, it was too embarrassing for a girl to ask this.
"3000 thousand!"
"**, it's so expensive. I went to the Xiangsi River, washed and rubbed myself, and went to whoring, but I couldn't even spend this money!!" Wang Mumu was very surprised.
"Brother, you can't say that. There is no comparison between these things. When you go to prostitutes, it's just for physiological needs at most. But this matter is to carry on the family line, and you can't do it at all. If you say you go to prostitutes, it's impossible for the lady to give you a baby.
Come on!!" This boss is indeed a businessman, and his words are not ordinary.
"...That makes sense!" Wang Mumu was speechless when he met a master for the first time.
I glanced at Hong Xin and winked at her. Hong Xin nodded at me. I looked at the boss and said, "Then let's make the reservation. This is the phone number. This Saturday, you can take the dog to your home!"
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"That's right!" The boss noted the phone number and said happily, and Hong Xin gave him a deposit of several hundred yuan.
We were about to leave when suddenly a Jinbei van blocked the sign and rushed over. With a crash, the door opened and five or six young men with their faces rushed out, carrying machetes and attacking Wang Mumu and me.
Came over.
"Run!!" I reacted immediately and shouted to Wang Mumu.