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Chapter 396 Liu Di + Flat Shovel Invincible!

Zhouzhou and Wang Mumu spent a long time in the house chatting. When we played computer games, we just played legends, hacked people, played CS, scanned the crotch and so on. In recent years, the Internet has developed too fast, and we rarely go online.

, even Chairman Wang, who is at the forefront of fashion, has completely fallen into the eliminated group if he is not careful.

Things like chat rooms, in our impression, are still community things like BBS, but as soon as Zhouzhou explained, Wang Mumu immediately became interested. Yes, he has always been keen on matters of mental infidelity.

The two of them drank tea, sat next to the computer, and chatted for more than an hour. Wang Mumu basically mastered the functions of the chat room.

"Hey, Zhouzhou, the girl you told me to give to us, go up here, twist it twice, and then enter the address below. How much does it cost to come and spend money with us??" Wang Mumu drank tea and had a question.

He asked helplessly.

"The problem is that you can't just write the address if you want to. You have to use the wallet channel!!"

"How much???"

"Maybe, some are expensive and some are cheap, about 1,800 yuan a month!" Zhouzhou, as a senior tourist, thought that this game was purely for improving masturbation, so he didn't think about it at all, so he didn't think about it.

Know the industry price.

"You go out, I will study him!" Wang Mumu waved his hand impatiently, indicating that Zhouzhou could get lost.

"...Oh!" Zhouzhou nodded, picked up the paper on the table, turned around and went out.

"...What are you doing?" Wang Mumu raised his head and asked.

"Shit! What happened!"

"Put it down. There is paper in the toilet. I have a cold. I'll wipe my big nose or something later!" Wang Mumu said casually.

"Haha!" Zhouzhou glanced at Mumu with a smile, put down the paper and nodded and said: "Wipe it, wipe it, this thing is like the tip of a gun, the more you wipe it, the brighter it becomes!"

After saying that, Zhouzhou walked away in three steps. When he reached the door, Wang Mumu shouted: "Lock the door!"

"Well, okay!" Zhouzhou agreed, and then walked out. It seemed like he pressed the door lock, but in fact he touched it with his thumb. After going out, he dialed Zhang Lu's phone directly and said straight to the point:

"Sister Lu, Master Mu asked you to come to my office in five minutes!"

"Oh, okay, I just finished it and will be down right away!"

"I wish Sister Lu will have a son soon!"

"Get out of here, don't be poor!"

...

On the other side, at Liu Di's house, we had a simple drink. Liu Di was wearing a floral apron and tidying up the living room. I took a bath and wore a lady's pink slippers from the bathroom, with the heels halfway out.

He walked out chirping.

"Look, I always come over, and you don't even mention preparing men's slippers to hold your feet!" I wiped my hair, glanced at Liu Di's dressing table, picked up a bottle of Dior moisturizing water, and clicked on it.

His face was slapped.

"What do I owe you for a day? What kind of place do you think this is? A hotel??" Liu Di pursed his lips. He had been enjoying the wine just now, but now he felt another convulsion for no apparent reason.

"...Stop it!!!" I replied casually. After applying moisturizing water, I ran to the bedroom and said, "Didi, I fell asleep!!"

"You don't have a home? You're a wild child? Go home and sleep! What's wrong with sleeping here all the time!" Liu Di rushed out with the fried vegetables.

"...It's not like I haven't slept at all!"

"In the past, you had something to do, so I didn't say anything when you slept here. Now you stay here all night long, what do Mumu and the others think??" Liu Di curled his lips, blinked his eyelashes, and blocked me.

Said something in front of me.

"...We didn't do anything. They can think whatever they want!!" I frowned and continued to ask: "Why did you bleed today? Did you bleed again? No, I'll bleed."

I'll buy it for you, little Mianmian...!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Go home quickly!"

"Are you attracted to Wang Mumu?!!" I asked suspiciously.

"I have a crush on him??? Are you kidding me? Do you think my house has a square ruler??" Liu Di blocked the door, her pretty face turned red and she said with extreme indignation.

"Then why do you care what he thinks??" I asked doubtfully.

"...I really care about what a group of people think!!! Meng Fei, what on earth are we doing? Are we breaking up shoes? Or are you keeping me?" Liu Di's little mouth was sprayed with a faint scent of red wine,

The base of her white and tender ears was slightly flushed, and she asked me extremely excitedly.

"...It turns out that you think so much, Didi, I am willing to come to you because when I walk in this door and chat with you, I will feel relaxed and not tired. I always believe in you.

It feels like this too..." I explained with difficulty.

"You fart!! I like you!! Otherwise, who would be willing to listen to you talk about those bloody things!!" Liu Di said excitedly, clenching his little fist, and the flatus in his right hand was already gone

Ready to move.

"...Then let me go!" I was silent for a moment, then turned around and left.

"Peng!!"

Bian Chu roughly drew an arc in the air and slapped me firmly on the back of the head. I didn't even look back and ran towards the door with long strides.

"Meng Fei! Do you think I have no temper?! Why are you so selfish!! When you encounter problems, you will always be like a turtle! When will you face me!!" The baby in Liu Di's hand was flying up and down.

, slapped my head hard.

After several rounds, I was forced into a corner. I covered my head, blocked it with my right hand and said, "What are you doing! Why are you still fighting with the underworld? If you still want to sell shoes, the company will take care of you tomorrow."

, do you believe it??”

"I'll let you lift it, I'll let you lift it!! You kill me too!!" I was completely stunned by the abortion. Liu Di, who has always been very intellectual, looked a bit like him this time for some unknown reason.

Ma Leile.

"Peng!!"

I punched hard, opened the vagina, stepped forward, hugged Liu Di's body tightly, and said after discussion: "Stop making trouble, okay, it's in the middle of the night, ancestor!!"

"Get out of here!" Liu Di said, squinting his eyes and looking at me fiercely.

"Where am I going?? The pockmarked face is staying in my bedroom these days!"

"Where did you fall in love with? I'm not your mother. Whose son will you die?" Liu Di spoke so vulgarly for the first time.

"...You're chatting with me about society, right?"

“Go away, or not go away??”

"You're a little too much? Brother Fei, it's time to practice boxing...!"

"Crunch, crunch!" Liu Di looked at me, grinding his silver teeth, suddenly opened his mouth, and bit my shoulder viciously. The wound that had stopped bleeding suddenly split open, and I jumped up in pain.

, struggled to open Liu Di's door, opened the security door, pushed it and ran out.

"Shrew!! That's how you are! It's damn right if I don't date you!!" I shouted with one foot bare, wearing a bath towel, and staring.

"...Who cares about you!! From now on, don't come here!!"

"I will be your son again!!"

"roll!!"

"Give me the shoes!!"

"Whoosh!!"

Liu Di grabbed the slippers, threw them out with all his strength, and shouted: "Get out, get out, never appear in my sight!!"

"Snapped!"

The shoes hit my face, and Liu Di closed the door.

Inside the house, Liu Di curled up on the ground, put down her baby, her arms hugged her knees, her chin resting on top, her big eyes blinking, dry eyes, without tears, like in a fairy tale,

The girl selling matches, illuminated by the bright chandelier, reveals heartbreaking sadness, so lovable...

Outside the door, I was wrapped in a bathrobe. Every step I took became heavier and heavier. When I reached the elevator, I suddenly raised my arm, slapped myself in the mouth, and said viciously: "You are really not a man!!"

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