When we passed through other cities, we bought a camera and drove around. We got out of the car from time to time to take photos. It was quite pleasant along the way. For a moment, we felt that the bloody world was far away from us...
After a week of traveling, we finally arrived in Hangzhou. It didn't take us so long originally, but we had a lot of fun on the way and had to visit that city when we arrived.
At night, the breeze blows, and the streets of Hangzhou are brightly lit and prosperous. On the streets, from time to time, beautiful girls with slim figures and cool clothes are walking on the road. Wang Mumu and Jichangzi are so happy that they don't mention it at this time.
, a bold and unrestrained Mongolian girl...
We were near the train station and were going to find a hotel to stay. After the car stopped, I felt an urgent need to urinate and a dull pain in my bladder, so I got out of the car immediately. I glanced around and saw no sign of ***.
bathroom.
At this moment, I looked back and saw that there was a narrow alley beside the street. I struggled internally for a second, and my moral heart disappeared in an instant because I was choked with urine.
"Damn it...don't care...I really can't hold it in any longer!!" I tightened my crotch and ran towards the alley, mentally telling my mentor, Mr. Cao Deshuang, 10,000 yuan.
I apologized a lot, but I put a black mark on his face. He repeatedly told me not to urinate anywhere...
I had just walked to the alley and took off my belt, and had just released some water, when suddenly there were footsteps on the street. Although I am a gangster, I still know what it means to be ashamed. I immediately pulled up my pants,
The palms of my hands tightly grasped the waistband of my pants, and a few drops of urine fell on my pants...
On the street, two beauties held their arms and walked past me. I could see their peripheral vision full of contempt, and my head was almost buried in my crotch.
"call......!"
I took a breath, endured the pain in my bladder, and continued to drain. Just as I was about to pee, the sound of footsteps came again...
"You're paralyzed...you think I'm just fucking tap water! If you say shut it, shut it!" I was furious and pulled up my pants again.
"Oops**! You found an alley, I was suffocated!!" Wang Mumu and Jichangzi, wearing big sunglasses and holding their crotches between their crotches, ran over quickly.
"Xiao Fei, why are you here??"
"Go away! I can fucking eat here! Just pee! Damn it!" I cursed, stood behind them, took out my vagina again and started peeing.
I thought this time it would be smoother, but who knows, a quarter of the way through, the sound of footsteps came again, and I completely collapsed.
I looked back and saw an unusually weird young man walking over. He was wearing casual clothes and had a pink bra hanging on his face. No, it wasn't hanging! He tied it on his face, like this
His face was blocked, and what was even more frightening was that he was holding a car repair board in his hand.
"**, buddy! What a big deal! Aren't you just peeing? What are you doing?" Wang Mumu asked again in confusion.
"Mom, don't move!!" The young man said in a low voice, pretending to be vicious.
"What are you doing!? There's a fine! Can you wait until I finish urinating? I've been holding it in all day!" the chicken intestines said while draining the water.
"Stop fucking peeing!! I'm fucking robbing you!!" The masked young man was furious and irritated by my ignorance.
"What did you say?" I asked very unexpectedly.
"I'm robbing!!"
"Is what you said true?" I didn't believe it and asked again.
"Stop fucking talking nonsense, get your phone and wallet quickly!" The masked young man stretched out his palm and said very domineeringly.
Wang Mumu, me, and Jichangzi, the three of us looked at each other and smiled helplessly. Are there any people who rob the underworld? Are there any people who use car repair boards to rob the underworld?
The three of us made very unified movements and took out the military spurs from our waists at the same time. Then Wang Mumu played with the military spurs in his hand and said very meanly: "Brother! Sorry! I fucking do this too! That's right, Zhang Shihao
He is my ancestor!!"
"Come with me...ah! You guys...continue...see you later!" The young man in the bra was stunned for a moment, then took a few steps back.
"Cut him!" Chicken Intestines was burning with rage, and he cursed and was about to rush over.
Who knew that the young man said something very weird: "Don't fight! I'm following Beng Ya Ju! Brother Ju to eat! We are all... traveling together!"
"You sister! Cut him!" I cursed and chased after him. This guy turned around and ran away. His speed was amazing. The back of his head and the bra strap were dancing with the wind. It was so beautiful.
!
We chased for a few symbolic steps, then stopped chasing. We were unfamiliar with the place and we couldn't cause trouble. Besides, it was obviously the first time for that young man to do this. He took a *** car repair board and snatched it away.
Who, who gives the money! It’s so fucking crazy**.
The three of us put away the military spurs, and we all felt so uncomfortable that we had to urinate. And I even learned a unique martial art called shrinking the yang into the abdomen, and can move it freely, which is not much worse than a fucking faucet.
"Where are you? I thought you were lost!" Chenchen asked strangely when he saw the three of us.
"I'm so stupid. I met an extremely awesome robber who wanted to rob the three of us!" I said speechlessly.
"Did you give him money??" Chenchen has an intermittent short-circuit in his brain, and the questions he asks are generally quite confusing.
"I'm going to fucking give it to him. I can't hang around anymore! He's been beaten away!" Jichangzi said in a very arrogant way.
"I thought it was just chaos in the Northeast, but I didn't expect that Hangzhou is also in chaos! Let's go, I just saw a hotel. It's well decorated outside and the price is quite reasonable. Let's stay there for the time being!" Dakang said.
, slowly and leisurely took a few of us away.
We first found a restaurant and had a great meal, and then went to the hotel Dakang mentioned. We had three rooms, one for Dakang and Chenchen, and one for Chicken Intestine and Mumu. It was just me.
between.
"Hey, why are you so nice to me today! Give me a room of my own!" I asked in confusion.
"Hmph, you will be in for a surprise tonight!" Wang Mumu pretended to be mysterious and said.
"What's the surprise?"
"I'm numb, let me tell you, can this be called a surprise? Get out of here and leave me alone!" Wang Mumu scolded me, stretched out his dog's paws, and led the chicken intestines toward the private room.
I looked at their backs and felt a chill. I always felt that their relationship was a bit impure...