I walked to the door and suddenly remembered that Hong Xin's voice on the phone just now was completely different from the original voice, so I turned around and asked in confusion: "Hey, big girl, what did you say on the phone just now?"
How did you make that nasty sound?"
"You are such a bitch! Didn't you know that the phone has a magic sound? Yes, I forgot, the copycat phone does not have this function!" Hong Xin looked at me with contempt and said.
"What's wrong with the copycat phone? It has a big screen, can watch AV, is resistant to falling, and can be used as a brick. You know nothing!" I said, then opened the door and walked out.
After I came out, I didn't go downstairs, but went straight to Wang Mumu's room. Damn it, I didn't even have to think about it. It must be these traitors who reported the news to Hong Xin. I must take revenge.
I knocked on the door, and it was Dakang who opened the door. When I walked in, I saw Chicken Intestines on the bed, playing with poker cards, and a pile of one-dollar steel coins next to it.
"What are you doing?" I asked confused.
"This shabby hotel doesn't have a mahjong machine. I have nothing to do and want to play poker for a while!" Dakang explained as he walked away.
"Chenchen, why haven't you come yet? Did you fall into the toilet?" Ji Changzi said boredly while smoking.
"You guys will fight me later!! Who told Hong Xin that we came to Hangzhou!!" I asked angrily, glaring.
"Wang Mumu!"
"Brother Mumu!"
Without thinking, the two of them pointed directly to the bathroom and said Wang Mumu's name. Wang Mumu, on the other hand, shouted melancholy in the bathroom: "Who is calling me? How many times have I told you, please call me."
Mister, bring wealth!"
Wang Mumu had never seen Tang Bohu order Qiuxiang. He had never won a game in gambling since he was in school, so he always emphasized that the name was festive and connotative!
"What is he doing?"
"Take a shower!"
I asked Jichangzi, and then kicked open the bathroom door, but then I was stunned by the sight in front of me!! It was shocking!!
I saw a skinny young man, his whole body was naked, and the thing under his crotch was swaying for a while. His body was in a half-squatting position, with his arms spread out. This starting position was the ultimate martial art of white crane wings.
"What...are you...doing...?" My brain was a little short-circuited, so I stuttered.
"Practice martial arts!!" Wang Mumu's eyes were deep.
"What JB martial arts?" Dakang asked again weakly as the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.
"Tai Chi!" Wang Mumu's face was not red and he was out of breath. He moved his body slowly, then made a big split, and then came another one, Golden Rooster Independence!! This one is the real Golden Rooster Independence! Because the little vagina under his crotch has been ejected.
.
"You are paralyzed..." Dakang cursed.
"Why are you practicing martial arts in the middle of the night?" I asked involuntarily.
"Shake dry! It's so wet that it makes sleeping uncomfortable!" Wang Mumu held his thighs with both hands and began to sway.
"Why not use a towel?"
“Towels are of poor quality, lint-free, and unhygienic!”
"Fuck you! Why don't you put that fucking thing in the washing machine's drying bucket!!" I went berserk in an instant. I can't fucking sleep tonight. He was still in the mood to spin it.
, I raised my foot and kicked him on the toilet.
Then I picked up the towel, strangled his neck, and asked fiercely: "Why the hell did you ask Hong Xin to come here? How embarrassing you made me!"
"You... let go... hurry up... I'm going to be incontinent!" Wang Mumu's face turned red and he almost rolled his eyes.
I glanced at his water gun under my crotch and felt a little scared. Then I kicked him a few more times and let him go.
"Meng Fei! You are so fucking heartless! I see you making ink on Yaoyao every day, Yaoyao's, almost going crazy, so I called you to hook up with a girl, and you are still not happy about it!" Wang Mumu covered his neck,
Then he quickly pulled out a bath towel and wrapped it around his body.
"Donima, stop watching! It's for nothing! You're so stupid. Everyone will pay five yuan for the viewing fee!" Wang Mumu pouted and walked out of the bathroom unhappily.
I looked at Wang Mumu and didn’t know what to say. He must be doing it for my own good. In fact, after I broke up with Yaoyao, these beasts unanimously believed that the possibility of reconciliation between me and Yaoyao was lower than winning the lottery.
Every time I go out to see a girl, she always pulls me in. I didn’t say anything, but my heart is still quite warm. After I broke up with Feifei, I still have these brothers. After I broke up with Yaoyao, I still have these brothers. They will always be there for me.
After racking your brains and racking your brains, I think... it's the same.
"What are you doing?" Chenchen walked in carrying a plastic bag of drinks and looked at us curiously.
"It's okay, I was spied on!! I'm used to it! Give me a bottle of water! I'm so thirsty!" Wang Mumu had just finished taking a shower, his throat was dry, he took a quick step, grabbed the plastic bag, and took out a
Bottle of water.
"Don't fucking move, raise your hands!!" Chenchen was so frightened that her voice suddenly increased several times.
"Fuck, what are you doing! Aren't you just drinking a bottle of water? How many more years are you going to sentence me to??" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment, and then said something unhappy.
"Don't move...you want some water...I'll get it for you!!" Chenchen was very strange and walked towards Wang Mumu cautiously.
"Which bottle is different? Damn you, I like to drink fruity milk!" Wang Mumu said and unscrewed the bottle cap.
"Brother!! Big brother!! Don't drink!"
After Chenchen said this, we all looked at him and didn't understand why he looked like a child dying.
"Are you sick?" Wang Mumu is a very curious person, and he always likes to be serious about boring things, so he stared at his big ignorant eyes, picked up the milk and took a sip.
"Grass! It's so refreshing! That's what it tastes like!!" After Wang Mumu finished drinking, he glanced at Chenchen proudly and even made his eyes fly, then he drank it all in one go.
"...Dakang, let's go! Hurry up!!" Chenchen watched in stunned silence as Wang Mumu finished drinking, then pulled Dakang and walked outside.
"Why are you pulling me in? Aren't you still playing poker?" Dakang asked in confusion.
"Don't fucking hit me! Your butt will be gone after a while! That fucking needle! I put a pack of fly powder in that bottle. I originally wanted to give it to Xiaofei to drink, but who knew that stupid b*tch drank it!!"
Chenchen shouted.
"What is fly powder?" Da Kantebi is simple. According to him, he is still a virgin.
"It's an aphrodisiac! Do you know?" The two people said as they walked, and then ran back to the room.
I looked at Wang Mumu who was dumbfounded and looked at him strangely, then looked at him again with a look of excitement on his face, then I covered my eyes and ran out.
ps: Big update this week!!! Tall, rich and handsome!! Bai Fumei!! Big girl!! Big brother!! Where are you!! Hit me to death with your votes!! The last carnival before it goes on the shelves!!!!!!