When I heard the old man talking about the price firmly, I was very curious, and looked at the dog carefully, but I really couldn't tell what kind of precious breed this dog was, and it was dirty and smelly. I really couldn't tell.
Where is it worth so much money...
"Let's go! You can't afford this dog! Even if you buy it, you can't keep it!" the old man reminded Wang Mumu kindly.
"Stop it, fuck, even JB said I can't afford it!! I'm taking out a loan today, so I have to buy it for him! What the hell!" Wang Mumu's neck got stuck, and he was about to commit another crime.
"Ha ha!"
The people who were watching were stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed. They looked at Wang Mumu as if they were looking at him. They had never heard of anyone who took out a loan to buy a dog. It was really cool.
"...Brother Mu, this is a bit inappropriate...!" Ji Changzi said in a low voice.
"Get out of here, you idiot! Old man, can your dog climb a tree?" Wang Mumu asked with red eyes.
"No!" the old man said simply.
"Can you kill an elephant??" Wang Mumu's mind jumped and he asked an irrelevant question.
"I haven't tried it before, so I don't know!" the old man said a little impatiently.
"Then there must be a reason why it is so expensive, right?" asked a strong man in the crowd.
"It can kill three strong men!" the old man said calmly.
"Uncle! If we don't brag, we are still friends! This dog can't hold a breath and will easily suffocate to death. How can he do it to a strong man? It's hard to do it even if he has polio!!" Wang Mumu glanced at the sick native dog and said,
He said something disdainfully.
"Believe it or not!" the old man said angrily when Wang Mumu looked down on his dog.
Wang Mumu stared with ignorant eyes, blinked, glanced at the old man and the dog again, then looked at the chicken intestines, and then said lightly: "Brother Chicken!! It's your time to show off!! Go and fuck this dog.
!!”
Wang Mumu poked the chicken intestines in a humble manner, and prepared to send out the dog-killing warrior, the chicken intestines...
"I won't go. I have no grudge against him, so why should I fuck him?" Ji Changzi said very reasonably. What he meant was that if the dog had a grudge against him, he wouldn't mind fucking the dog for a while.
"Hey, don't you listen to what Brother said?" Wang Mumu was unhappy because his fans did not respond to his call.
"Mumu, hurry up and leave. Don't be embarrassed!" Lord Wei drank a fruity milk tea and kicked Wang Mumu from behind, telling him to leave quickly.
Is Wang Mumu a person who can listen to persuasion? Is he a normal person? Obviously not. It’s okay if Lord Wei doesn’t persuade him, but once he does, Wang Mumu immediately becomes a pervert.
Just as Wang Mumu was about to speak, he suddenly felt Dudu move. At this moment, he suddenly remembered that if the chicken intestines are not removed, Dudu can be left alone!
"Old man! Pinch it!" Wang Mumu squinted his eyes and pointed at the native dog. He stood on tiptoe with his left leg, trembling, and it was not ordinary.
"No! How about strangulation to death?" the old man shook his head and said.
"Fuck, strangle me to death for spending money with you!!" Wang Mumu said openly.
"I'm afraid that your dog will be bitten to death!" The old man glanced at it, his body was white, and he said disdainfully.
"...You're really kidding me. This fucking dog of mine is going to be bitten to death. Can I not let you pay compensation?" Wang Mumu went crazy!
"Hey, don't be ridiculous. It's time for Hong Xin to scold me when he comes back. Hurry up and leave!!" I watched the excitement for a while, but I didn't expect that this idiot Wang Mumu would let Dudu fight with the dog. This dog is Hong Xin's lifeblood.
Son, if he finds out, he will have to chop me into pieces.
"It's okay! Look at that dog. It's obvious that he won't survive this year. Dudu can't lose!!" Wang Mumu insisted.
In fact, I was bored because I had never seen a pinched dog before, so I wanted to take a look. The dog opposite was indeed old-fashioned, not in good spirits at all, and seemed to burp at any time.
Forgive my vulgarity...
"Okay... let's fix it!" I agreed with great effort.
"You're going to lose, give me 00 yuan!!" The old man didn't want to bet in vain, so he ordered some food.
"Okay!! You're going to fucking win! I can just fucking sleep with Jichangzi!!" Wang Mumu said without hesitation.
"Is it true? Brother Mu!!" Ji Changzi suddenly became excited.
"Get out...!" Wang Mumu was still angry because the chicken intestines didn't follow the fight with the dog, so he drank the chicken intestines.
When Wang Mumu heard that the old man agreed, he was immediately excited. His ignorant eyes were filled with heat. Mumu untied the dog's leash with a bang, then patted Dudu's butt and said: "Son, bite him!! Bite him.
!!”
Dudu lay on the ground, looking at Wang Mumu with sleepy eyes, then stuck out his tongue and ignored Wang Mumu.
"Go!!" Wang Mumu was anxious.
"Woof!!" Dudu bared his teeth and stared at Wang Mumu.
"I didn't ask you to bite me!! I asked you to bite that dog! I spent money on dog food for nothing!" Wang Mumu felt a little embarrassed and cursed loudly.
"Woof!!" Dudu started walking on the ground, ready to look for an opportunity to bite this cheap man who took advantage of him every day.
"You are a fucking traitor!! Traitor!" Wang Mumu kicked Dudu.
"Woof...!"
Wang Mumu poked Dudu for a long time, but Dudu ignored him. He had no choice but to say anxiously to the old man: "Let your dog strike first!! Our Dudu counterattack is our strength!!"
"...This dog is old. If you don't tease it, it won't move!" the old man said lightly.
"What do you mean, do you mean to make it a little angry?" Wang Mumu's ignorant eyes were wandering around, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Yes!" the old man said simply.
"**! That's easy to do!!" Wang Mumu let go of Dudu, then rummaged around on his body, and then took out a tube of green liquid from his pants pocket. The words were all written in Japanese characters, but I didn't know how to open them clearly.
Wang Mumu stepped on his little wooden clogs, took long steps, bared his teeth and excitedly ran to the native dog, and then touched the dog's fur.
The native dog seemed to be asleep. He didn't open his eyes and didn't pay attention to Wang Mumu. Wang Mumu didn't care either. He rather opened the cap of the green liquid and then squeezed out a little bit of the toothpaste.
Just then a classic scene appeared!!!
After Wang Mumu finished squeezing, he suddenly took the tube and poked it into the native dog's anus. Then he squeezed hard, and half of the green liquid in the tube was squeezed out instantly!!
"What the hell! What this idiot is holding is mustard oil!!" Sir Wei finally saw clearly what was in Wang Mumu's hand.
“Ouch!!!!!!!!”
A shocking roar came from the mouth of the native dog, and then his eyes opened instantly, a pair of cold and green eyes! He glanced at the crowd, and then fixed on the stunned Wang Mumu.