Wang Mumu once again proved that the pretender from the East is invincible and invincible. From getting on the bus to kissing, it took less than half an hour. Before boarding the plane, he ate two cloves of garlic and a bowl of haggis soup.
, I don’t know who gave that girl the courage to kiss Wang Mumu’s toilet-like mouth.
After the kiss, I asked Wang Mumu about this question, and his tone was still calm and elegant, saying that what he kissed was not the "taste"...it was love!
From now on, I will never fucking believe in love again...
"Squeak!!"
Two cars slowly drove into the East Chang'an Street of the Imperial Capital and parked in the parking space of the "Beijing Hotel". Sir Wei, wearing camouflage uniforms, took off his ladies' glasses and hung them on his chest, and took me out of the car.
The Beijing Hotel has a dignified and grand appearance, outstanding appearance, and luxurious decoration. It has a history of a hundred years. It is said that it was opened in 1900. It has witnessed the turmoil and glory of the Chinese dynasty. It can be said to be the imperial capital and a landmark building.
I looked around and found that there were no special luxury cars. There were only a handful of Audi cars in the parking space.
"Doesn't anyone come to this old hotel anymore? What junk cars are these?" I said with some disdain.
"...Do you know what the hell? Do you know which unit that car belongs to??" Sir Wei looked down upon me, an old hat, and pointed at an ordinary Audi a8 with the name "Beijing a8" and said
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"...Whose is it? It can't be "Li Gang", right?" I said jokingly.
"Li Gang is a JB. That is the car of the ** Central Security Bureau. In the whole of Beijing, the price of the brand in Beijing A8 section does not exceed 200 yuan... My car looks good, right? But it's not worth it.
Come on, that car’s make is worth a number!!”
"...Really?? It sounds like the truth!!"
"Go away, I can't talk to you. I'm not from the same place. You're too cunning and meaningless...!" Lord Wei has lost interest in talking to me.
I glanced at him and looked at the Audi A8 again, but I still didn't see any difference from other cars.
"Hey...it's been a bumpy day and I'm empty in my stomach, can I have a meal...?" Wang Mumu held the girl's hand in a gentlemanly manner, and asked with a bird's song.
"Can you fucking talk nicely? By the way... Zhang Lu, have we finally broken up?" Lord Wei looked at the adulterous couple in front of him, still angry.
"...Have I ever been in love with you?" Zhang Lu asked, blinking her big eyes and fluttering her eyelashes.
"If you want revenge, just say so. Why don't you find some idiot to piss me off?" Sir Wei turned around and cursed Wang Mumu.
"We Mumu are aristocrats!! We are not stupid! We are not **!!" Zhang Lu was angry, her face turned red with anger.
"Don't pay attention to him! He has been rotted by the stench of copper... Look, the car he drives is called "Mala B"... It is full of exaggeration. He never knows that "nobles" ride horses.
...Ha Ni, tomorrow I will take you to ride a Ocean horse...a horse with pure German London bloodline!!..." Wang Mumu ignored Sir Wei at all and said calmly.
"...Misery is in the eye of the beholder... Sir Wei, you'd better... change your hat..." I looked at Sir Wei sympathetically.
"Oh...oh...I can't fucking stand it anymore...Germany!! London!! Which village is this kid from?!!" Sir Wei cursed and was about to walk to the hotel.
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"It is said that it is from the Mental Cure Experimental Village...the people in their village are like this, ignorant and unskilled, how would they know that London is the capital of the United States!!" I said without hesitation.
"You get out too...!"
After Sir Wei finished speaking, his eyes were dim and full of loneliness. When he walked into the hotel, Wang Mumu smiled and made a gesture of invitation. A gentleman's posture is not human...
Beijing Hotel, Tan’s Cuisine on the seventh floor.
I looked around at the environment of the restaurant. It still retains the elegant decoration style, carpets, and mahogany seats. Lord Wei chose a seat near the window and sat down.
The four of us took our seats one after another and started ordering.
"Hello, would you like a venison skewer, shrimp shoots, yellow grilled shark's fin... Finally, let this lovely lady have a glass of papaya milk..." Wang Mumu took the menu elegantly and said lightly
Said with a smile.
"Oh... you're quite professional??" Lord Wei looked at Wang Mumu in surprise, because in his impression, Wang Mumu was just a guy who ate "fried eggs with green onions".
"Nobles are always learning... I just "duo niang", you know!"
"Fuck!! I want to fucking kill you...!"
"Quality, pay attention to your quality! In such an elegant environment, don't you think it is very embarrassing to use foul language?"
"Your mother..." Mr. Wei was halfway through his words. Hearing Wang Mumu's words, he held back his words.
"Wangcai, you are so manly...!" Zhang Lu said a little bit crazy.
"speak Mandarin!"
"You are so handsome and manly...!"
"That's right!"
Sir Wei and I couldn't stand them anymore, so we ignored them and talked about business.
"Sir, Brother Xu brought me half a million... When will we check it out...!" I drank a glass of ice water and asked Sir Wei.
After listening to this, Lord Wei took a mouthful of food, glanced at me and continued: "What do you think your five hundred thousand can do?? Money doesn't work here. What matters in our relationship is
"Exchange of equal value", five hundred thousand...hehe...!
Sir Wei didn't finish what he said, but his meaning was very clear: these five hundred thousand won't be on the table.
"...How about I ask Brother Xu to stay at the meeting point?" I have always felt that we are a giant in hh city and have considerable assets, but I have no confidence at all to speak at this time.
"No need, just stay here peacefully. I'll take care of the other things for you. Did you see Zhang Lu, this girl with a negative IQ??" Lord Wei pointed at Zhang Lu with his chopsticks and was slapped by Zhang Lu.
Wrong.
"What's wrong??" I asked.
"Fuck, after working at CCTV for fifteen years, letting Wang Mumu fool her is much better than your five hundred thousand... Do you understand?" Lord Wei leaned in my ear and whispered.
I nodded in sudden realization, and then suddenly said to Mumu: "Noble!!! You have a mission on your shoulders!!"
"You're a fucking idiot! You're eating! Can we talk about something clean?" Wang Mumu suddenly became angry.